These are the wisest people who have ever lived. Discuss

And, dare I say it, red pilled.

My guess is Lao Tzu.

>ever lived
Shakespeare didn't exist, he was created as an imaginary author for all the plays and poems during that period to hold value and to be pass down from generations to generations.

>Shakespeare
you wot

>that guy that confuses Shakespeare for Homer

It's Zhuangzi. Reminder that you will never be that comfy.

You never read him this is the meme interpretation of him

Schopenhauer is an incel tho.

he wasnt celibate though (?)

Why do we have to call all misogynists incels now? Schopenhauer was not a virgin.

Deleuze is wiser than all the rest combined

how do you explain his hatred of women then?

Nope, the concept of authorship is relatively new. Shakespeare's time do not have such idea so rather a vehicle is created for ideas and creations to put forth.

t. never read Schopenhauer and fell for the On Women memes

Are you retarded? You actually think it's impossible to hate women if you have sex with them?

Pessoa is the actual incel from that chart

If you actually have sex you wouldn't hate women, incel.

Pessoa was a volcel. He never married for his literary project

he just stated the truth about them

Imagine actually believing this

remove Schopenhauer, include Nietzsche
remove Johnson, include second Nietzsche

that's how you get double Nietzsche

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I don't hate women, why do you think that?

Where's Kierkegaard?

t. incel

your ignorance irritates, humors, and saddens me all at once

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BASED PASCAL POSTER

based

>Double Neetchan

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Diametrically opposed to and incompatible with one another.

What did North Whitehead did that was great though?

Where are the STEM chads?

>Napoopan doing the cold-hand in his statue
AAAAAAAAA they're fucking everywhere

How about Maimonides ?

in the biggest retards chart

Shakes is a poor choice. Great artistry doesn't make someone wise.

replace schopenhauer with hume and remove pessoa

This is literally Wisdom personified.

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What is wisdom and what makes these guys wise?

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>not including Nietzsche just because he's popular

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Schops had more wisdom

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I wish I was rich so I could be the Man of Letters by narcissism thinks I should be.

So if there was no concept of authorship why do ancient and medieval thinkers refer to ‘Plato’s writings’ or ‘Cicero’s books’? Serious question, what do they mean by that if there was no concept of authorship?

He holds the wisdom of hundreds of characters

>FOTM
>Have been memed for over half a year now
sorry bucko delouse and whitehead are here to stay

>Deleuze but no Guattari

trash

Guattari was a degenerate

All the best philosophers are

such as

>no Proust
>no Pushkin
>no Dostoevsky
>no Christ

oh please

all the French postmodernists

>two russians (aka subhumans)
Based

>Shakespeare
>Pascal
Definitely
>Montaigne
>Pessoa
>Whitehead
Sure, but there's better philosophical literature
>Laozi
>Schopenhauer
>Deleuze
>Johnson
No, fuck that

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keep saying that to yourself you subhuman cuck

He had stomach cancer so it became his iconic pose

Deleuze wasnt a degenerate

>no Hegel
My gott

It's Zhuangzi

pls respond

It's missing Pewdiepie. I mean no one can beat Bitch Lasagna

Hegel is the AIDs of philosophy

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t.Retard that doesn't get what Uber means

>bunch of crackers

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Cervantes > Shakespeare

In what ways

If you had actually paid attention in your reading of Shakespeare you would have noticed his works are full of wisdom. If you are too retarded to do it on your own, you can always read Bloom's essays.

Why does he look like an anime character?

he reconciled analytic and continental philosophy

what? no he didn't. the analytics dont do metaphysics, his later work leans in continentals phil.

why schopenhauer instead of nietzsche? ive never read schopenhauer why is he worth reading?

love you

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kys incel

It's the ideal human form. Form of forms, Logos impersonified meant that JC was anime. Not black, not white, not jewish, but anime.

Russians aren't subhumans, though.
It seems that you have inherited low resolution understanding of humans. Let me elaborate; humanity is not a binary yes/no, but a spectrum.
Every nationality produces the full spectrum, but with different priorities and weights.

I am, however, wisest of them all, for all their philosophy is a product of my mind, since they merely are a figment of my imagination (they aren't real).

Solipsism is empiricism taken to its fullest extent.

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Which one isnt a virgin or incel

all of them

wtf is pessoa doing on here hahahahahahahahahahahaha

he is based

nice