>"user, let's skip today's Metaphysics lecture and spend the day in earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe with our large boisterous friend group, spend the afternoon perusing the city's museums and parks, catch that film at the indie cinema, spend a few hours writing the essays for our enjoyable college majors, and spend the night passionately fucking."
Why isn't or wasn't this your life? It's easily within reach.
>my therapist told me to stop living in my daydreams
Jaxson Garcia
Off-topic thread, fuck off. Mods do your job and excise the cancer that's killing this board.
Hudson Young
I have experienced that, many times over.
Nicholas Evans
It was for four years, it was fucking horrible. Hehehe look at what fakeass affluent bougie piece of shit consumers we are, ask me about my worthless major that would never get me hired in a million years were it not for affirmative action allowing the government to force companies to give me a job hurrdurrrr. I hope a piano falls on that cunt.
Lucas King
because i majored in something useful
Caleb Rodriguez
honestly I'd rather sit in class, I'm not interested in pretending to be a normie with shit interests around a bunch of random people, I'd also rather just read than walk through the city, I do not read nearly as much as I'd want to nowadays, film might be cool but why not just torrent it to have some privacy and be able to watch it uninterruped by others also I don't like sex so tough luck, maybe if I loved you
Henry Jenkins
That sounds absolutely insufferable, apart from the last thing. Just going to class and then going to the gym sounds much better. I hope you don't honestly want a day filled with activities wherein everyone is just feigning quirky, percievably interesting personalities
Camden Sanchez
The worst part of having sex is that you realize it's not that good. Nor pretending to do something you don't like. Not amount of flesh, eyes or lips will make you feel less empty at the end of the night.
Sebastian Davis
I’m not white
Julian Sullivan
Ah yes I too enjoyed that Literature.
James Carter
my week >99% of the time: think about ass nonstop, want to touch ass >1% of the time: be touching ass, realize i don't want to touch ass >repeat
Leo King
B&RP
Tyler Morgan
>It's easily within reach. Not if you're below 6 feet.
Nicholas Davis
Sex is great, but I've only done it in relationships. I can imagine that one night stands and other casual stuff would get pretty old and lose its appeal eventually
Christian Hernandez
You're right, you can not do anything 6 feet under because you are dead.
Dominic Martin
I had this for a few weeks, except she wasn't the type of person to skip a lecture on metaphysics. I taught her about Sextus Epicurus and she taught me about Shakespeare. She kissed me a cross on my chest after we made love. Then she moved.
Because even though I have literary and intellectual interests, I cannot stand literary people or those who style themselves as intellectuals. I realize that makes me a hypocrite and I'm fine with that. Even though normies have their shortcomings and can't talk about the Counter-Enlightenment or the Greek tragedians, they are infinitely better company and generally better people.
Jaxon Gonzalez
I felt i was in live of a girl that I see almost everyday I loved her green eyes, i felt my heart was pumping blood how it should But, when I started talking to her I realized I liked the idea of her The metaphysical green-eyed girl that I have created, not her I have dreamed of breasts and butts as every man But when you feel them, they are nothing but flesh
Bentley Rivera
>Get out of my life, if I see you again I will attack you Schopenhauer.jpg Wittgenstein.jpg
Wyatt Allen
*love with
Evan Clark
Not my life >Imagine squeezing twink ass >Squeeze twink ass >At some point ass goes home >Viciously masturbate to ass >Repeat ad cum
Jose Barnes
Rayuela in a nutshell... because in the end it does not have an interest beyond hedonism
Jayden James
it really is simple to have it, to keep it is bullshit
Carter Hall
Jeez I empathized too hard with these posts. Label me an incel all you want but factors such as these are why I've grown to prefer masturbation to actual intercourse. Maybe I only feel this way because I'm almost 30 now and all my best years are behind me or maybe it's because the modern female is a disgusting, dysfunctional, non-reproductive reptile incapable of pair bonding, but the idea of sex is hotter than sex itself, which is really not all that great.
your therapist has the job of keeping you from drowning in metaphysics
Joshua Ross
I enjoy spending time in other people's company but conversation is the most overrated thing ever
Isaiah Cox
that's called hysteria, you attract the beautiful and you turn it ugly
Sebastian Rogers
Do you see her? That frumpy overweight creature beside the looker? The one with the unfashionable handbag and the plaid overcoat? She used to be hot stuff in her day. Now what is she? The background figure in a photograph, a miserable slouching cunt. Will your little tart even be that when her day is done, and her looks fade? Beauty is eternal, but ugly cuts to the bone. Buckle up, fucklips. This train is going straight to Hell.
Wyatt Jones
I live in middle america and the average person here has the iq of a potato.
Blake Ortiz
You're living in simulation, you're living in the Matrix, you may be, dare I say... a narcissist
the conversation freezes the valuable, learns to love that frozen eternity
Ian Thomas
try to go out to society and meet people, valuable people are attracted user
Eli Howard
Genuinely, women have a certain metaphysical affinity to the world in their way of speaking and relating (especially when they fall in love...)
Lincoln Davis
nice cope, I'll probably start ussing it
Jacob Bailey
Not even masturbation. You are pretending you like it. Not you or me can escape from the void you feel after doing it. You even idealize the mere thought of touching yourself. But is no help. You do it in order to feel somthing. Or at least that is why I don't do it anymore. I don't wanna lie to myself
Brayden Gutierrez
lole'd
Cameron Campbell
>talking to a girl I met recently >conversation is stuck on dogs for a while, can't find a good way to transition into another topic >she really loves dogs >she finally switches the topic to books, on her own accord >alright, now this is going in a good direction >ask her what books she read recently >they're all about taking care of dogs
Jinkies. Really sweet girl, but we obviously didn't have much in common. Conversations can definitely be overrated if you don't have common passions to talk about, but when you do they can genuinely be wonderful
Nathaniel Gonzalez
It can be... but definitely not with s girl thst atractive.
John Young
genuinely chilling
>She used to be hot stuff in her day. Now what is she? The background figure in a photograph, a miserable slouching cunt.
our civilization is unironically being torn apart as we speak by women who are no longer hot and are apocalyptically angry about it
Leo Nguyen
ur smart
Evan Phillips
i never thought about it this way
David Ward
>You even idealize the mere thought of touching yourself. No retard, I idealize the joy that comes of getting lost in the act of reveling in ones desire, playing with the tension, the great forgetting of all but the potentiation of lust and desire. I can accomplish this without touching myself, and I often do. Fuck off, everyone is narcissist now. That term doesn't even mean anything anymore. Think she's taken the knotpill, user?
I'd say that the problem isn't necessarily that, but that there's an increasing amount of women eschewing meaningful relationships/families for careers until they're in their 30s with fading looks, and are somehow surprised when valuable men are going after younger women. Women are being lied to when it comes to the whole career life being a fulfilling one for them
Brayden Edwards
Because of anxiety and depression and insecurity
Adam Fisher
How do you even establish a friend group that would be up for these kinds of activities? I live in a university town and have a large social network, yet all anyone here is interested in doing is weed and vidya.
Jaxon Roberts
I’m having a hard enough time losing my virginity already you fucks. I don’t need this demoralization.
Ryder Jenkins
sex is only good if you're in love
Evan Morris
i fap out of pure boredom. it's a way to waste away 1-2 hours everyday. half of the time my dick is barely even hard
Michael Lopez
>have sex >think about baseball to last longer >focus on the baseball bit and almost forget what's happening
Jose White
Not sure, everyone I know in university is also just in to weed and video games
Jaxson Russell
You know the people who say this have a lot of experience with sleeping around
Benjamin Sanchez
Because women in the arts have chosen to destroy their own lives. I find them wholly undesirable now, maybe ten years ago this was true.
Love is essentially over for anyone that Also has a rich interior and intellectual life.
Gavin Wood
I literally can't express how much better my life has been since I attended Oxford. I went to a state school and gradually became the stereotypical moody, withdrawn sensitive type who both despises the quality of his immediate culture and feels a weird pride for having been raised in a sort of anti-intellectual and brutal environment. I was all set to take my Russell Group humanities BA and spend my life working as an anonymous, insecure wageslave forever thankful of being offered a job and forever too insecure to pursue my creative ambitions. The chip on my shoulder had become something of a wedge, and I felt too out of place regardless of my environment, too resentful and bitter to even attempt to make it in the artistic world. Then I finally applied for Oxford and got in to study an English MA, with reassurance that should I work hard enough a career in academia or within one of Oxford's affiliated companies would be almost guaranteed. I turned up as apprehensive as usual, and the first few days were spent regretting my decision and desperately feigning a cultured personality. But then I realized that the people there were just interesting and that the snobbery and exclusivity I had anticipated was just a myth borne out of my working class upbringing. I've since graduated, having spend the year dining in grand halls with groups of interesting people, dating several girls (one of whom, a petite Russian whose family traces back to the aristocracy, is now my fiancee). I work four days a week at a publishing company and earn £38k a year. I regularly meet up with friends from my college and visit Oxford for nights out and for meetings with my professors. The Martin Eden-esque novel I have been writing for two years has been selected for publication at a major British publishing house and, honestly, I could not have imagined a few years ago how great life could be. I come on Yea Forums and see how pathetic you all are and just shake my head and chuckle. If I saw you guys on the street I would of course throw you a penny or discuss Bukowski or whatever "realist" writers you enjoy, but ultimately I would be able to tell within ten seconds if you're an Oxbridge grad and would dismiss you as a potential source of good company if you are not. I never thought I'd know what it was like to be objectively better than somebody else, for the value of my existence to be superior to the value of a stranger's, but now I do and I've never been happier. People are awed by power and prestige. All I need to do is mention the university I attended (if only for a year) and they immediately begin to hunch and look at their feet because they know they are in the presence of greatness.
Michael Turner
just cum, finish her off with your tongue and go again. jesus, you insecure impotent fuck.
Don't understand why I need a bitch do this shit. Nothing about reading books, going to musuems and parks, watching movies, and writing essays requires somebody else, let alone a fucking woman. Only the last part sounds appealing. I swear to God I wish I was asexual so I can finally get rid of the female parasite in my mind and just focus on my work. Wish I had a girl that stayed home, shut the fuck up, and put out her ass when I need it, and that's it. I don't need a fucking partner, I need a warm fleshlight >Useful You're an insect hang yourself incel
>Wish I had a girl that stayed home, shut the fuck up, and put out her ass when I need it, and that's it. I don't need a fucking partner, I need a warm fleshlight hang yourself incel
Lucas Lee
Me either, not even when I was a huge normalfag and experimented with vagabondism.
Alexander Nguyen
99.99% of all men in human history are incels now Can somebody seriously provide me with any reason to spend time with a woman that doesn't involve sex
Alexander Morris
Because spending time with a woman you genuinely love is one of the greatest Joys you can have in this life
Joshua Perez
because girls are soft and cute and kind
Jace Foster
>Joys cringe capitalization
Joseph Ross
>soft Debatable >cute Tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair aren't cute retard >kind They'd unironically rather kill themselves than resort to having sex with gross beta incels like you lmao
Ryan Edwards
Because you want to
Caleb Price
Yeah, seriously. The guy you’re replying to is making me sad, thinking about how beauty and tenderness must be entirely absent from his life. Falling in love is like nothing else in this world - one of the few things that I think anyone who’s experienced it would be able to agree makes life totally, unequivocally worth living.
Anthony Brooks
Sounds like you're describing a very specific type of women rather than women in general
Parker Adams
>debatable wrong >tattoos, piercings, dyed hair you don't eat spoiled fruits, it's the same with women >They'd unironically rather kill themselves than resort to having sex with gross beta incels like you lmao What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Wyatt Thomas
even in the age of tinder thots the majority of men can have sex, and the majority of men are betas. Your understanding of women's behavior is wildly distorted
Jackson Ward
Nice try, Stoner
Cameron Price
Lol sounds boring af Spending time? Doing what exactly? All I need is pussy, have fun dealing with talking to woman. I love woman, but never romantically. I see it no different than loving a male friend
Aiden Hill
I hated sex until I started cross-dressing and fucking men. I don't believe there is a purer form of love than that so I'm killing myself once I hit the wall at 21.
I wish I was gay, but nope, I have no sexual attraction to men. I'm literally only attracted to a woman's body, everything else about the female sex disgusts me. I still haven't gotten any answer about what is inherently the point of interacting with woman because she's a woman besides sex
Anthony Taylor
You're still a young man, right? Unless you're fat and ugly as shit you could start university next semester and attain this life relatively easily. You just don't want to, because you don't have the will
Mason Smith
Do you like interacting with men? Do you have ASPD or something similar?
Austin Green
he said he's unattractive and on the autism spectrum. That is a pretty big obstacle to the meme scenario presented in the OP. Im not saying it's impossible but there's no need to be a dick to him
Chase Ramirez
Nope, this gentleman just seems blackpilled on women.
Parker Parker
Have you been in love? You love the idea of a person more than the person itself You rembember your times with her, better than they were You try to convince yourself of being in love with the flesh But then again, you only love your own created girl. Or at least that's how i feel
Owen Garcia
So am I, but I can still get girls if I want. I had terrible confidence issues because of facial asymmetry, social incompetence etc. but once I grew some self worth it all became much easier. It's within reach if you want it
Xavier Evans
You're delusional. I already went to university and this was nothing like my experience. Girls only fucked attractive men, no one I know who was on a similar level of attractiveness ever got laid in the entire 3 years of my degree. Doesn't happen mate.
I'm sure you could find a girl of similar attractiveness if you actually put in the effort. There are a lot of girls that have a hard time finding a partner too
Lincoln Richardson
Take steroids
Jordan Perry
Unless you're disfigured, not getting laid with at least a 5/10 is possible with every single dude in college unless they are autistic. Dumb nigga literally just walk up to woman and display your sexual intention with zero shame, that's it. Anything else overcomplicates the issue
Mason Flores
Chad isn't mocking you when he says "just b urself" or "just b confident". You just won't be able to see it until you succeed. The only way is to live authentically as the best man you can be.
Jonathan Nguyen
This is statistically true. If I remember correctly the vast majority of sexual intercourse in university occurs for only 30% of men who individually can have up to hundreds of sexual partners.
Jordan Price
statistics are bullshit, university statistics are double bullshit
Aaron Hall
are you 16 or just autistic?
Gavin Nelson
Less than half of gen z have had sex lmao. You don't know shit faggot.
>That's ever stopped people from having sex in the past C O P E
Leo Brooks
Im well aware of any redpill stats you want to lob at me m8, im probably more cynical about gender relations than you are, the fact remains that beta, average men can get sex today
Kevin Brooks
>Autistic Not really, I don't have trouble with social interactions, just find most of them boring. After I nut I cannot think of one reason to keep talking to a woman. Is it because they 'understand you' or something? If that's the case why does it matter if the person understanding you has a vagina if it isn't just about sex? Why can you not form the same type of relationship with a man? Wonder why? Because you're a slave to lust. There's nothing wrong with indulging in it, the problem starts when you stop understanding that it's all your romantic love is. Love exists, romantic love is a meme for weak people. I love woman like I love men. The only time I seek out a woman for something specifically only a woman could provide, it's sex
Levi Sullivan
>You can always just buy the use of a prostitute's vagina, so incels don't exist! Checkmate incel!
Some are some aren't. It's not like a majority of men brag about not getting laid. Might be that the one's on top are embellishing but it fits the general pattern. If as a male you are in the top 30-20% of the hierarchy of attractiveness the post-marital west is a buffet. On the other hand the lowest rank of males has never reproduced and in a society which does not enforce monogamy that pool is radically increasing.
Charles Price
>Maybe I only feel this way because I'm almost 30 now and all my best years are behind me Men's peak age for desirability is 35-50. Hang in there user. If you keep your shit together for another few years you won't even have to try and thots will still throw themselves at you.
Jonathan Diaz
This is your brain on porn
Ryan Barnes
Mousy-looking girls are the cutest.
Oliver Jackson
Not everyone is a part of this machine, the worthy girls are the outliers who don't sleep with 40 Chads a year. Even in the brutal market world the lowest men can raise themselves up.
Aiden Bennett
>she's different!!!!! Lmao my friend please save yourself before it's too late
Julian Thomas
>Implying people on my third world country read on 2019 >Implying all the girls I know aren't either basic or pseuds >Implying loneliness isn't closing in on me with the passing of each day >Implying I ain't just looking for a kind person with similar values to mine >Implying that the search is going well >Implying churches and online dating aren't my last hope >Implying that will work
Brayden Gray
>implying cosmopol churches and online dating can induce anything but abject despair, let alone hope
Jaxon Reed
If this was my life she wouldn't be talking about skipping class so we can do stupid shit until nighttime, she would be sliding her hands down my pants and inviting me to waste a day on her.
Aiden Barnes
Jesus, calm down. Don't post when you're on the rag. Or at least channel your lashing out into something less non sequitur and more funny.
Chase Reed
I am neither a DILETTANTE nor a PHILISTINE. Earnest conversation at a hipster cafe? That's oxymoronic. That's the fucking definition of oxymoronic.
Caleb Perry
I know, user, why do you think I left these options for last? I envy the guys I know who still date their high school sweethearts, these are the only decent realtinships I see between people of my age. At least faith is giving me resilience and I even started believing in myself and my dreams these last few months. Still, having someone would be nice.
Justin Jackson
shit is FUCKED but you know we're not alone. If you're still at university then you should see some lonesome looking girls around campus and even more at residential colleges, right?
Luke Taylor
There's a girl like this in my class, I just don't know how to make the approach natural, since she basically talks with only one person. Still, I believe an opportunity will reveal itself. There's another one, but we see each other only at the gym, and that's a shitty place to get to know someone. What about you, user, how's life in the dystopia?
Julian Evans
So my therapist is my girlfriend?
Jeremiah Torres
>Approach natural This mindset is why you're a virgin. You're ashamed of your sexuality and like a weak man want to quell your desires through subvertion. Woman can detect this and are digusted by it. Be up front with your intentions because you're a god damn man who wants to stick his dick in her pussy
Alexander Price
>all of that involves talking to humans
Jace James
passion comes too quickly and too deeply to me and I burn it all in an instant til it's ash... a girl will last me a day or a week or a month but no longer
Owen Bennett
True to an extent, but you're living in 2019. Being too forward will get you pseudo-weinsteined before you even get her out for coffee. There's nothing wrong with directly approaching a woman and showing interest in her, but approaching her with a sex-forward mindset won't get you far unless you're some kind of turbochad. You gotta make the occasional sideways-move.
Charles Flores
>It's easily within reach how?
Austin Perry
>You're ashamed of your sexuality Really am, partly because of how I was raised. Been trying to let go of this shit, but don't really know how, tried being upfront a couple of times, didn't work and there's also the points mentioned to consider.
Also this, interest goes away very quickly.
Levi James
>skip the metaphysics lecture
i don't fucking think so, thot
Joshua Sullivan
based
Connor Collins
there's a metaphysics lecture
Lincoln Hernandez
>conversation at the local hipster cafe >with our large boisterous friend group go to the fucking bowling alley if you're going to roughhouse
Dominic Cooper
While I hated lectures by the end of it, I miss university for the sole reason that I could go weeks on end without talking to anyone, by silently sitting in the back of lecture halls, and quietly reading/browsing Yea Forums/sleeping/relaxing in obscure corners of campus. My fondest memories are weeks of doing this, with brief interludes spent exploring the hills around the city, finding cosy spots, abandoned houses, etc. I never went to parties, made maybe 1 or 2 friends in all my years, and while I briefly had this: In my last year, in retrospect it honestly wasn't as good as I thought it was at the time, and basically involved the qt in question trying to convert me to her own eclectic brand of veganism/feminism/art/culture/tarot.
Ian Wood
Basically what I'm saying is that it's good being alone, and it's good being in a relationship, but you will become a different person if you're in a relationship, and you have to evaluate whether or not you want that.
Adrian Ortiz
Why the fuck would I want to skip a Metaphysics lecture?
>talks about sex and virginity statistics >posts marriage statistics ???
Lincoln Long
>Metaphysics suk my dick roasties toasty
Hudson Hall
Good God anons, is there something wrong with us? Every time I take even a half-step back I see that, when socializing the majority of the time, I act like a completely insane person. As if that is my default nature. Common interactions are so unbearably shallow and boring. And the thing is, I don't particularly have anything that would stifle me. So many of my peers who do flourish socially; life flows so much more smoothly for them. At least it seems that way. Perhaps some of us were simply not made right?
In that case, it's justified. But why would anyone take a class that teaches Hegel?
Elijah Barnes
Just learn comedic timing and your insanity becomes charming
Wyatt Carter
>I don't like wandering around going "Duhhhh huh huh huh, I like to eat food and have fun, do you like the latest popular thing that everyone likes, me too I like it" >What's wrong with me?
when you have your shit sorted the insanity becomes attractive to normal people, they might even listen to you when you talk about something serious
Jack Baker
I've done this, it works! But the problem is that I have to act in a fraudulent manner to get along with other people. That's what bothers me so much. Yeah, sometimes I think that maybe it's a good thing I'm like this. That we are like this. But good god user, it gets lonely. How do you bear it?
That’s not what people do with their friends. You’ve never had genuine friends, have you?
Levi Jones
>calling out a Yea Forums poster for never having had genuine friends low hanging fruit hunter are we
Jayden Cook
I was talking about normies, not people.
Cameron Moore
Odd to hear people younger than myself say such things.
Ayden Hall
Is that what it's about? I'll have to read it all the more now. Personally the story I relate to most over the whole affair was White Nights. I remember writing some awful poetry about her that summer after she left, working late nights in a gas station, cold as a fridge in 30 degree in uweather. I bet I still have them on one of my old phones, I don't know if I could bear finding them and reading them again. I was so depressed when she left. Then again, I was so depressed before I met her. I was going to end it, actually. I only asked her out for coffee because I was self destructing, looking for rejection. She wished I had asked her out earlier so we would have had more time together. She made me promise the next time I like a girl I need to ask her out right away, so this wont happen again; but there was never anyone else after her, not like her. Sometimes it feels like that was the only respite I was destined for.
Divorce rates are a lot lower though. Marriages that do occur are generally a lot more valuable, and remember, you’ll never get a wife who doesn’t cuck you anyways, so you’re part of the problem
>Still, I believe an opportunity will reveal itself. It won't incel. The opportunity is there every time you see her. Just make something out of it. If you don't want to approach her right now then approach her friend or any other girl in this course to find out how fast you spill spaghetti
Aiden Butler
some people here are on red alert to give shitty life advice to the socially incapable
Luis Gray
>Yea Forums - 2019
Caleb Lee
>If those who lead you say to you, 'See, the kingdom is in the sky,' then the birds of the sky will precede you. If they say to you, 'It is in the sea,' then the fish will precede you. Rather, the kingdom is inside of you, and it is outside of you. When you come to know yourselves, then you will become known, and you will realize that it is you who are the sons of the living father. But if you will not know yourselves, you dwell in poverty and it is you who are that poverty.
Luke Baker
Can rich people really do this? The World is a themepark for whom born rich.
Ryan Sanchez
preventable suffering is intolerable to kind hearted Chads
Cameron Ramirez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA THE KING OF GNOMES IS HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jayden Garcia
I grew to hate this kind of thotty, passive-agressive fashion "art" hoe that has so little to do with art at this point that she's just basically a basic bitch with expensive clothes, edgy grimace and an oversized ego.
I'm sorry but I'm from Eastern Europe. That's a nice attire, but it won't avail you too much for what you have to do, better just take a tracksuit with an apron on top of it. Something else, I have run out of beer and it's not going to buy itself. Here, have 3 euro and go buy me a 6-pack while I watch this riveting football match.