ITT celebrities who post on Yea Forums

Nice b8

she literally posted here this afternoon, bout six hours ago. got found out while going full commie

>infinite jest

Bullshit, post proofs

Mexican/southern italian broads with the big black eyes are hot, my guy. Feels like they're gonna steal your soul when they talk to you. Terrifying. Makes my tummy quiver when I keep eye contact too long during conversation.

>that one time we pissed off Charlotte Sartre

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still assmad?

my day is pretty much ruined

Starts here Not every commie is her so dont get confused, try to follow the AOCsounding posts and youll keep up

Yep!

My favorite part is when Mario gets molested in the woods.

For fuck sake summer isn't even here yet

mommy

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/thread

>no proof, just more baseless claims
Wow it's fucking nothing.

this one was more telling to me, deadringer for her style of speaking and writing

Name an accomplishment of hers that isn’t getting elected or being appointed. I’ll wait.

Or—get this—it was a random person

Second fucking time ive fudged it

Being hot

Hot take, probably occured to no one else. Probably everyones first assumption was that a random user was for some reason AOC. Your high IQ wins the day.

>this tone
how much time do you spend on progtwitter be honest

Well let’s unpack this. Ha yeah not. Yeah sorry poohbear I just have very low tolerance for straight RETARDS. Say it louder for those of us in the back.

>yo guys it's literally AOC
>muh commies killing godzilions
>white genocide
Wtf did I just read? Yea Forums is getting more stupid every day.

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definitely see it

>muh perceived history
what is south africa, mandela didnt take revenge
byebye

Just spitballing here, but you were probably too stupid to keep up with who was who and for some reason think she was talking promoting white genocide and that everyone else was stupid enough to think so too. That’s you. That’s what you think. You. But no you’re right, it’s us who are stupid.

She fucking smoked them, that was hilarious
It’s funny that it was just a few of us who noticed it was her, I come back some hours later and all of Yea Forums is talking about it lmao

not yet

No, I know it wasn't one person. But the whole conversation was for brainlets.

Shes butterflys alter ego

he's dead

Everyone says so afterwards, but nobody had anything to say to her at the time. Maybe only the brainlets were on, or maybe it’s easier in your imagination.

ghosts, fucking retard.

Dude. this was literally the conversation
>Whites will be overtaken and closing borders is fascism
>DUDE, what if whites and colored have their own cities and own guns!!??!?!!!
>WHITES WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH THAT!!!!
this shit is for fucking brainlets. It's on the same level as Chris-chan getting angry about sonic's blue arms. Maybe even worse.

The debates continue on to the end of the thread. You literally greentexted a single exchange out of many and acted like that was the whole thread. She was in like six debates.

It was a random person. You people are absolute birdbrains

I don't want to look up the whole thread to see some rad-lib screeching with autistic pol/tards/ about internet """""politics""""".

Hot take: It was actually Julia Salazar.

It wasn’t. If you were in the thread at the time you would understand. It was a random girl frothing about communism, somebody noticed something about her style and asked her if she was from NYC, she ducked the question, kept debating AOC style, finally people started naming her and she ghosted. Among many other reasons people think it was her.
People aren’t as stupid as you’d like to think. We know what a larp is. A larp necessitates the person being in on it from the start. She came out a communist, not an AOC imitator, and left when the jig was up, not milking it.

You seriously think AOC is a communist?

Is AOC, dare I say it, /ourmom/?

You seriously can’t imagine a far left socialist being a communist behind doors? Do you actually think everything that happens in politics is genuine and should be taken at face value?

she got cherrypicked and handcrafted by a focus group, what the fuck are you on

I know American girls are ugly but please have some standards

MY FUCKING GOD. Kautsky was a better communist than fucking AOC. Jesus christ I can smell you are an fucking dumb Amerikan from the fucking screen. In Europe people like her are fucking centrist at best.

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It would be easy for another communist to be better than her, since in this hypothetical scenario she would only be communist in private. I can assure that the only dumb person here is you. Calm down and stop assuming you’re smart. It’s already led you to one embarassing blunder.

>this level of delusion
oh really user? tell us more

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It's your fucking typical rad-lib. It even has the same typical arguments they use like "not true socialism". What the fuck would AOC even fucking do on Yea Forums? She literally advocates for Scandinavian "socialism".

>What the fuck would AOC even fucking do on Yea Forums
What the rest of us are? She’s a person too dummy, and in her twenties. She’s a literature fanatic. Yea Forums offers anonymity which someone like her would revel in. The thread she was in was about capitalism vs marxism. She was triggered into multiple debates. If you stop and think about it, it’s not as hard to believe as you might initially think.

You read like a mentally ill person. Not only was it not AOC, AOC is not by the definition a card carrying member of the Communist Party of America. So kindly fuck off sperglord and making Yea Forums the butt of /pol/ jokes.

>It's your fucking typical rad-lib
Too eloquent and rhetorically advanced for that. She was unassailable and persuasive.

Does she even read?

>Not only was it not AOC, AOC is not by the definition a card carrying member of the Communist Party of America.
Do you think that people don’t know that? Stop and ponder. Do you think she would have a career if she were an open communist? Ponder that. Do you think it’s possible the far left socialist is a communist behind doors? Inconceivable! Everyone knows that politicians are pure and straightforward.

>Too eloquent and rhetorically advanced for that.
How so? It's "not true socialism" and "we won't be like the soviets". I've used to say the same shit when I was a rad-lib.

That goblina will be ugly in a couple years and no one will like her. She is the lefts attempt at making a trump figure. How funny. Too bad she is already losing steam. SAD

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>Thinking AOC is an actual socialist.
Maybe a democratic socialist at best. You can argue that she's just 'crypto' but there's nothing to hang onto to say that's she's anything more than a succdem.
Only Bernie is probably a crypto commie when it comes to big mainstream politicians in the US.

>communist
>good-hearted idealist
I'm tired of seeing all of these marxists on Yea Forums lately. Can you guys kindly go back to plebbit with your failed, poisonous ideology?

Do pray tell what ideology you subsribe to?

Read the one linked here she just has a very persuasive and rigorous style. You can easily pick out her responses among the rest. This is someone who does this for a living and is so used to it that she can whip out a phone and take on 15 assmad anons and come out convincingly on top and go about her day.

>finnegans wake

Capitalism, as our founding fathers intended

>Capitalism is an ideology
If you're memeing, fuck off.
If not, kill yourself.

> ITT the Yea Forums equivalent of Q tards

What will Pinecone and Towel post about this?

The problem my dear fellows, starts when your pursuit of "a" girl stops and the pursuit of "the" girl begins.
The first time I saw her I felt nothing out if the ordinary. Two months into working with her that summer I had found her to be just about the most wonderful person I had ever met. She radiated happiness. Something very different from my own existence which comprised entirely of being a sore loser and spilling out half hearted cynicism shrouded with dry humor. She was the kindest, most virtuous and the most beautiful girl I had ever met.
After that summer I returned back to collet to finish up my degree. I met her thrice since and each of those times she was equally sweet to spend time with. Every moment I've spent with her, I've felt a relaxing calmness come over me. The kind of calmness that reassures you with hope and fills your heart with warmth.
The last I saw her was last week at her sister's wedding. She had invited a few friends. I had shown up late, almost after the wedding was over. She was in a beautiful sunshine yellow dress which looked like it could light up the room if her smile wasn't already doing it better. She was happy that I had showed up and rushed to greet me. We spoke for a while and she told me how she had already cried twice that day.
Weddings are a funny business. On the one hand, instantly, the size of your family doubles and on the other you know in your heart that no matter what the promises are, you will see your family less and less. Weddings are a celebration of something very human. Something which comprises of emotional extremes from all parts of the spectrum. We celebrate love, joy, nostalgia, the future, new relationships, old friendships and sorrow all simultaneously and with equal force. There will me be many emotions which we wouldn't want to show or even feel ourselves. But they will burst out eventually and atleast discretely within yourself if not publicly.
Anyway back to her. We spent a few precious moments before I smiled and said that it wouldn't be fair for me to keep her occupied with me. This was a day for her family and she is needed most there. It would be very selfish of me to steel her time just for myself on her sister's big day. So I quickly greeted her sister, wished my best to the new bride and groom and was on my way.
For the love of all things holy, o god who doesn't exist, please give me the strength to tell her how I feel about her. Give me the strength to be indifferent to her rejection or to atleast stop fearing it. Give me o lord the courage to love..freely. And the courage to express my love openly.

>She is the lefts attempt at making a trump figure
Nah Gravel and Yang are doing that approach. AOC clearly wants to go the Tea Party route

Also: >insinuating that capitalism doesn't fail all the time even in first world countries.

Then perhaps I'm not human since I don't think it's that persuasive. It kinda sounds a bit AOC-like but it's a far stretch going from that to it's literally AOC.

>Some random person on Yea Forums argued against me
>Holy shit it must be that bitch I hate AOC promoting white genocide

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good thread guys

let's take some time to thank anglos for everything they have done for the world

Shit wrong thread, my bad

Feel better?

the only person saying it's aoc is some literal retard who thinks she is a genius because she gets lots of twitter likes

There are many factors, that’s why I said it’s easier if you were there. It’s not just that she writes like her.

I do

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I actually hear leftists discuss goblina. Usually dumbasses like Yang because he promises gibs and is asain. If goblina was 35, then I would call her the presidential frontrunner for the left.

Not true at all, I’ve seen many anons talking about it. The thread itself is full of anons coming to the conclusion that it’s her.

seems very implausible, wouldn't be surprised if it was one of her/the other brown chick's staffers. Recognizing AOC by her "conversational tone" or whatever seems meaningless when has all her tweets/speeches/shit she says on the house floor written for her by a team of autistic politco hanger-oners.

its more than that dude, read the thread. she specifically identified herself as high up in the DSA with Lenin aspirations, long before people starting thinking she wrote like AOC, or that she might even be the same poster. ppl started connecting dots after. just read the thread.

>ppl started connecting dots after.
like 3 people said it as a joke and you creamed your pants and believed it because you are actual subhuman trash

nigga it's the middle of april. summer is most definiately here.

damn dude you’ve got it all figured out, impressive

>she specifically identified herself as high up in the DSA with Lenin aspirations
Like this
>I’m not a wannabe, I’m the next Lenin. We don’t do things like “molotov cocktails” at the behest of random retards and we avoid it in general because we’re not stupid enough to run into a wall with our face. Instead, we’ll run THRU the wall when it’s cracked and crumbling and we have a battering ram. Of course you wouldn’t understand that, though.
This reads more like a joke a /pol/tard would make. Although if this is AOC I must say, pretty based but still mostly utopian.

>I actually hear leftists discuss goblina
Give Yang and Gravel some time before the election cycle really starts. Trump was really obscure at the beginning of the previous cycle

>then I would call her the presidential frontrunner for the left.
Then you are either too politically biased or too much of a brainlet to see what she is doing. Someone who wants to make such a grandsweeping policy platform like the Green New Deal would not want to burn out so quickly by running/becoming president. It would make more sense to at least get some policies done first.

Yeah that was it thanks lmao even better than I remembered

id agree it has a parodic tone if only it werent possible that it were AOC, because if anyone thought they were Lenin it would be AOC and who knows, maybe she is
if it were some random user of course itd be a troll tho. but its AOC its easy to read as dead serious.

Social democrat -> Communist
/pol truly is full of idiots

>I really admire AoC
americans deserve their meme politicians
AoC and Trump truly represent the american soul

see below

>AOC drops in for maximum bantz
>I miss it
>10+ anons ganging up on her can’t even come out looking triumphant
This is why we smoke

But the post of "her" don't really read like her Twitter messages. Now of course this certainly could be because of anonymity but unless you show how her writing style is in private, this thread is nothing but some delusional /pol/tards hyping themselves on a joke a bit smarter /pol/tard made.

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>delusional /pol/tards
it's one faggot from chapo trap house, it has nothing to do with pol

>it's true because i wish it

You keep saying this, what do you mean? I’ve seen many people asserting it’s her, in this thread as well the original.

That seems also likely. Certainly, I think it's more likely a Chapofag would think he's the next Lenin than AOC.

A chapofag wouldn’t be in DSA

All three hosts are card-carrying members. The purpose of the show is to spread awareness and increase the appeal of the organization.

O my b, I thought they were more extreme

She's not even a normal socialist let alone a "far left socialist". She's a lib.
She's as much of a communist as Barack Obama was.

We’re aware that’s how she presents, yes. You’re not doing groundbreaking work here. The assertion (one I don’t agree with) is that AOC is communist behind the scenes. How she presents onstage is hardly relevant you fucking dumb bitch, no offense.

There's no larp to "recognize" because the poster never said or even hinted they were AOC. Because they weren't AOC.

If you stop and think about it, the idea that it was a completely random person isn't as hard to believe as you might initially think.

real answer:
Tao Lin
BEE
Gary Shytgarten (defunct)
Cuck Philosophy

thats about it oh yeah, and Goonan

Take the number of American politicians accused of being secret Communists in the last 50 years and divide by the number who actually turned out to be secret Communists and you get NaN

Irrelevant

AOC is also a capitalist so you can stop complaining about her

hm, authoritatively doubt

The thread is still up, dude, it was 8 hours ago

She has done literally nothing. She is a useless celebrity that would rather tweet about shit than actually work for her constituents.

t. Marxist

I gotta say, Yea Forums has some of the most ambitious bait projects out of any board.

Try reading it then.

Spot-on

>non white chicks are hot broo. Like, so good n shit. Weed lmao.

Thank you. But I’ve lurked for awhile and I deem this one exceptional.

Either a pathetic samefag or one brainlet to another

>oder peple dink it is a purson sO it iz her
this fucking level autism h-o-l-y shit, literal sophist logic

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The person I’m responding to, you unrivaled genius, is asserting that only one person thinks it’s AOC. I’m responding saying that I’ve seen many people say it was—not asserting that it WAS her, but that more than one person thinks so. I really truly hope this helps you understand more than it hurts your overinflated ego.

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>I think it's more likely a Chapofag would think he's the next Lenin than AOC.
The Chapo fanbase is mostly dudes with DSA memberships and Bernie bumper stickers who don't go to meetings or do anything in real life politically. The "AOC" sounded more ambitious and legitimately leftist, sounded more /leftypol/ than Chapo to me. Chapo culture is less Lenin and more "protect Ilhan Omar"/"40% of cops" memes

They're not even socialists. The most extreme of the hosts is Amber but she basically just wants to recreate the UK Labour Party in the US and be done with it. The others are just liberals who hate the Democratic Party and the NYT.

Very much this

MMM, NOPE, INCORRECT

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One user says she's secretly a commie, I'm saying she's inevitably going to turn into Hillary Clinton and it won't even take that long.

>Big ass post but still a little ass dick
I guess God does fuck up sometimes

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I have been on Yea Forums for a couple years now and I've never seen anything like this. What a waste of human energy

so what does it matter that more than one person think so? it doesent a groups opinion is still one opinion is still one opinion just a conclusion of multiple minds on one conclusion. You are conforming to conformist logic my friend and its obvious the wound I struck in regards to how you responded. Your conclusion of thoughts make no sense as I said before sophist-logic.

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Honestly she got big tits but her face isnt pretty.

>frantically scouring Yea Forums_slang_ref.docx
>uhhh
>samefag
>brainlet
Okay

AOC says her favorite books are all by nonwhite men/women, how does that make white bois feel?
huffingtonpost.in/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-reading-list-bhagavad-gita-books_in_5c1b215de4b05c88b6f4b4bd

Stop whining and enjoy the show

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do you think its AOC because you've come to concious awareness that Yea Forums is a sad circle jerk of virgin losers and want to put it in a brighter lime light to cope with your inability to realize your activities on here conjoin to that circle jerk of virgin losers? cmon user your dick is showing

You’re still too dumb to get it. He said only one person thinks it’s AOC. I said many people think so. That’s it. No, many people thinking it was her doesn’t mean it was her. Nobody said that. Nobody said anything except what you originally read, and what has since been broken down to you twice now in the simplest and straightforwardest terms. Really strain yourself to comprehend.

No one's stated the obvious yet, that the DSA poster also samefagged the initial speculation that they were AOC to get the ball rolling

Why in the fuck would AOC post here? Jesus Christ this board truly is shit tier. Guess I’ll go back to biz and fit where the autists and neets at least pretend to be bettering themselves

ContraPoints (self-admitted poltard but also a philosophy major, no way she hasn't posted here)

Your reading comprehension is literally 0. I don’t think it’s her and never said I did. You would not suffer this misunderstanding if you were even slightly intelligent.

Is Matt Christman a celebrity?

sad, answer the question. what does it matter that more people concluded that it was aoc? nothing. really strain yourself to comprehend what was broken down to you twice now... you see where im getting at? sophist logic

Excellent question that has probably never been discussed over the last ten hours. Only you could offer such insightful incisive inquiry.

If you look at the posting styles you can see there are several different people involved, the person being mistaken for AOC by this one dumbass is probably actually some girl in a socialist group.

Correct. It doesn’t matter. And I never said it did.
I suspect at this point you’re trying to make yourself feel better by trolling hurr durr whatever helps.

hm doubt

>high-ranking DSA member
>used the word "retards" to prove non-idpol leanings
>thinks she's well-known
>incoherent politics
it's so obviously Amber A'Lee Frost

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So steep the heat from AOC’s feet
She stomps on huevos and cooks scrambled treats
Or so steps on beans for some dank frijoles
Stirring in the pot her feet’s girly glaze
No punt of her boot nor jolt of her heel
Could peal from my pipes any joy but the squeal
A shout of pain, sure, even scrotal agony
Blessed all flesh struck by her majesty
Tucked into soft pumps or gliding in sandals
Thefts of her Loubs ignited great scandals
Keeping her slippers and flip-flops locked tightly
AOC’s schedule keeps her feet sprightly
Send your best goons, spirit me to your lair
Bathe me in shrink beams to squish by soles bare
Now but an angstrom and AOC’s nails abyssal
Lapidary escarpments, freckles and bristle
Her pheromones rain like atmosphere
Betwixt AOC’s toes, the saltiest schmear
Baptized in her funks, I feel so alive
Drenched by scents floral, cheeses and chive
AOC’s feet share many hues with rosewood
Toes not stubby nor phallic, like toes should
Asleep on her tummy, braaper to the moon
Her ventral soles loom like a scrunchy dune
Questing and climbing her flexuous ripples
Those female fumes stir heady sniffles
Rave for Alexandria Ocasio-
Cortez’s toes, Latinx pistachios

>t. undergrad redditor
absolutely astounding alliteration friend!
unfortunately you have to go back
enjoy watching the AOC’s of your class get the teaching jobs regardless of your superior grades :)

i literally replied to your post saying that what you said did not matter and you immediately got butt hurt and drew up a bunch of random shit and came to wild assumptions, how am I making myself feel better by trolling and what do you mean by this? sounds like serious cope dude

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Grades don't matter when you're a bitter incel that no one wants to be around. You have to be liked by your bosses to get a job.

>Haha I see you intentionally and effortlessly used alliteration while BTFOing me, little did you know that makes you not only an undergrad, but further, a redditor
How will I ever recover

Not my type but still cute

if we get medicare for all and the green new deal, she'll deserve credit alongside Bernie and Warren
there's not a whole lot to accomplish at the present moment aside from impeaching orange man

You can’t even troll well, you’re beyond dumb. Too bad, we might’ve built a rapport.

alice glass schizo-poster from this post? --->

>says dumbshit
>get called out
>retard logic
>get called out
>"i was trolling retard"
dude your autistic
yea thats me

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>having a boss in the first place
project harder fag. only a complete idiot would pursue academia in current year. I’m a tort lawyer who comes here to find hidden gems and laugh at self-serious cunts like you

Not him but Mars was the best cutie 3.14 you posted.

not the guy you’re responding to but you need to find a new board. you absolutely reek of reddit’s disgusting passive aggressiveness.

Fair enough, let’s give it one more try.
He said there was 1 who believed a thing.
I said there were many who the thing. Not that it made the thing any more believable, only that more believed it than 1.
You have ever since popped in and asserted that since I said more than 1 person believes it, it must be true.
This is called a nonsequitur.
Read this post several times. If you still don’t understand I’m done trying. Even if you do belatedly understand, you’re just as retarded.

have sex

Really makes me think

>and background
Elite University graduate?
Because this is really the bar that separates the American Aristocracy from the Plebs. Nixon is far more incredible, but constantly gets shit on as the definition of establishment by, get this, establishment insiders.
I've got nothing for or against AOC myself, but the whole "latinx bartender turned politician" is such an obvious load of shit. Just a way for elites to pat themselves on the back,

No one misunderstands you at this point. It's just when you are called for being a retard you silently try to back pedal by saying things that are true but obviously had a different intentions the first time you said them.

>that pecan skin

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Saying more than one person believes something isn’t exactly something I need to backpedal on you stupid bitch. You’re completely making things up. All I’ve done was state that and reiterate in the face of retards misunderstanding it. This should not be complicated.