Just got this. What stories do you recommend?

2017, and yeah I’m fine, I’m currently reading Infinite Jest

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Unironically all of them

2017

>someone posts a harmless question
>immediately mass-reply "have sex"
what the fuck is wrong with this board? he didn't do anything wrong

All of them, but start with The Library of Babel, The Immortal, and The Aleph (I don't think it's in Fictions, but you can find it online).

Welcome to 4channel newfriend :^)

I know, but since they were seriously asking that question it seems, you never know if they were seriously asking it, so I seriously answered and said 2017.
People who think sex is the root cure for internal problems are fucking retards
>Implying sex out of wedlock is good
Been there done that, pussies stink and smell like cheese, my fixture wife’s pussy won’t, I separate vile degeneracy for pure morality

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>People who think sex is the root cure for internal problems are fucking retards
Everything stems from the desire for sex. Higher thinking is a self-congratulatory illusion.

I refuse to believe this user, let me sit and think for a moment, wait wait, user it’s coming to me, YOUR INTERNAL PROBLEMS CAUSE YOU TO LUST FOR SEX, NOT THAT YOU ARENT GETTING ANY ITS AN ESCAPE, and majority of bitches are more ate up than my lunch

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What is the red book below Crime and Punishment?

it might be Brothers Kalakazam

SlaughterHouse-Five

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>Ficciones
>CollectedFictions
Fucking why? Do you love giving away your shekels to publishers?

I do what I want with my Money friend

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Tlon, ukbar and orbis tertius is my favorite, also the aproach to al-motazin or something

Stop exaggerating, you moron. You just have mental issues. Go see a therapist. It's not that sad of a story. You're just low T or maybe you don't wash your vagina properly.

Are there common stories between Ficciones and Collected Fictions? I can only afford to buy one of these two.

I really don't think it's that sad as much as the ending shocked me. Enjoying the story for what it is is not exactly a radical concept

Collected fictions is the collection of all his fiction writings, including ficciones.

The collected fictions contains the entire Ficciones and then some.

Thanks Yea Forumsbros

Sorry if i was harsh. I just don't think Borges would write something to simply shock someone. It cheapens him a bit when people respond with comments like "it killed me".

Thanks Yea Forumsbros

sorry if i was harsh. I just don't think Borges would write something to shock someone. It cheapens him a bit when people respond with "it killed me" kind of responses.

all of them.
don't read it like a regular book though, jump from one story to anyther in different parts of the book, keep it as a bedside read - i usually indulge in 2-3 stories before going to sleep which makes my before-sleep wanks more thoughtful

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Read them from beginning to end or not read them at all, you fooking only-read-hits-and-top-5-material zoomer cunt