Hamlet

>Finnegans Wake
>he's sleeping

>Stoner
>Guy doesn't even smoke weed

>dante's inferno
>it's not actually *his* inferno

>Steppenwolf
>It's about a werewolf on the steppes

I was surprised, I thought the title might not be accurate.

>To Kill a Mockingbird
>They never kill a mockingbird
wtf

Don't ever reply to me again

>1984
>Written in 1949

I'll fucking reply to you as much as I want princess

What the fuck are you going to do about it?

>Fahrenheit 451
>book is actually at room temperature

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based

>hatchet
>nothing actually hatches

Not for long

>Finnegans Wake

Your joke fails because a hatchet is an actual thing faggot. Also, you’re wrong because the main guy hatches from his shell of easy, urban living.

imagine being the guy who tonepolices shitposts on a mongolian pottery board

>Slaughterhouse Five
>First four volumes of the Slaughterhouse series were never published

>The Fountainhead
>About some fucking ginger

>Oliver Twist
>Oliver doesn't do gymnastics

>The Sound and the Fury
>uh what

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Try it, it’s fun

CADDUH! CADDUUUHHH!

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>The Raven
>It's actually a crow

>”searing dicussion of race”
>white people bad

>A Clockwork Orange
That’s a fair gloopy title. Who ever heard of a clockwork orange?

>The Wanting Seed
>MC is a cuck

damn Burgess was on a roll

Thank you user

>the catcher in the rye
>no mention of baseball the entire fucking book

Yeah but he catches a lot of pseuds who had to read him in high school apparently.

>The Republic
>describes a fascist state

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the real republic was the friends we made along the way

>book of the new sun
>he just refuels the old sun

>Grapes of Wrath
>grapes have nothing to do with it

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>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>it's a novel without illustrations

>10 furry monsters
>there are actually 11
Fucking bullshit.

>Watchmen
>super hero team is called The Crimebusters

Huh?
HUH?!

Why did I laugh at this. I pictured him having his own "inferno", like a little pond in the backyard, full of suffering souls.

>The Black Company
>Has like two black people in it

>Shadows Linger
>Shadows only become relevant a few books later. No mention of them whatsoever

>Don Quixote
>features zero coyotes

>moby Dick
>only one chapter is actually about a giant dick

>sneeds feed and seed
>it's actually chucks

>The White Rose
>Not about flowers

>Shadow Games
>Noone takes a break to play games with their shadows. They must be pretty frustrated

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cringe

Based and helpful

Except it's just called 'Inferno'

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>A portrait of the artist as a young man
>no pictures of little boys

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>Stoner
>sober

actually laughed at this lmao

>Jack London
>is American

>Ulysses
>Uly isn't in the book so we never find out what he sees

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Republic = !monarchy

>The Stranger
>know who he ia

>formerly

It describes a technocratic state of which the fascist state is a type, yes.

i don't get it

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>dante's inferno
>is in the public domain

>ten little niggers
>all characters are white

>novel
>it's old as shit
Literally every time

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kek

sneed

i know that one
still don't get it

feed and seed --- formerly Shuk's (we all know we don't aktually need C in english)

okay
i don't understand

you don't need C's in english therefore you should have typed "okay
i kokn't unkerskant" even though kant is dumb i'm a khomisk you know

okay, that's fine

Loving it bro, you do you

>the unnamable
>it's the name of the book

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Then OP's joke doesn't work either because a hamlet is also a real thing, retard.

>Harry Potter
>about a hairless child who never made a ceramic pitcher in his life

>The Lord of the Rings
>Titular character is never seen and his only dialogue is recounted by another character.

Cute post OP

The title is actually Hell.

"Inferno" just means "Hell" in Italian. There's no reason not to call it by its English title
but no publisher has the balls to call it that because "Inferno" is more marketable
The books of the Divine Comedy are Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise. Anyone calling them by mistranslations or Italian words is a chump

>Jurassic Park
>most of the dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous

not bad
F

Not as cute as you bro

heh, nice one

This genuinely annoyed me when I was a kid and knew everything about dinosaurs

kek

nice

:3

>Crime and punishment
>True punishment was the friends he made along the way

>the Idiot
>real idiots were the friends he made along the way

>She is the Darkness
>She is actually rather pale

>Norweigan Wood
>no mention of Norwegians with erections

>Catch-22
>phrase was not even invented at publishing date
What was he thinking?

>1984
>read it in 2018

Orwell was a hack.

>The Lovely Bones
>the bones were average at best

>brave new world
>world is neither new nor displays any courage whatsoever

/cutepost/

>Epictetus
>isn't very epic at all

>No longer human
>He’s a human the entire time

>No longer human
>He's quite the manlet actually

>Yea Forums
>it’s not at all lit, barely anyone is here

>The Great Gatsby
>Just some posturing flyover state bootlegger with a childhood crush, nothing "great" about him
>Surname isn't even really "Gatsby"

>do androids dream of electric sheep?
>features no electric sheep

>Twilight
>mostly takes place during the day

>Diamond Age
>fabrics made out of diamonoid in the story
>not Diamonoid Age

>IT
>not about a father disgusted at his son going mtf and referring to him as "it" in his suicide/murder note

>Confession of a Mask
>it's not about The Mask confessing his sins in church

>Demons
>The real demons were the friends who recommended this shit to me

>The Prelude
>is an entire poem of 12 or more 'books,' and about 300pp

Most of these are so awful. Why does Yea Forums have such a shitty sense of humor?

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Stop watching anime.

>Catch-22
>Catch-1 to Catch-21 were never published

he was a prophet, he knew that phrase would become relevant later and wanted to be the first to capitalize on it

Because the majority of the people that post in these threads are women

are you retarded?

>Learn the Socratic method of cooking
>All of the recipes are questionable

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i love all you guys
i wish i could give you all fellatio

>fear and trembling
>not even fucking scary

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>ecce homo
>no gay sex to speak of

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>Atlas shrugged
>Greek mythology character is mentioned but never appears

>Candy
>not about sweet food

>the gay science
>it's not about jizz-ics, cum-istry or guy-ology

>The Color Out of Space
>is about invisible radiation

sneed

>Ulysses
>It's not about Ulysses S. Grant

>OP
>not about a pige