Houllebecq

Ahem

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Uh huh this my shit ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YA FEET LIKE THIS FEW TIMES I BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK

can't wait for the english translation of his latest novel

oui

I fucking hate you for that

I adopted Houllebecq's tryhard smoking mannerism. Feels pretty good desu.

I sure would like to be the fly on the wall at his place today

You can't surprise someone who has already seen the worst

based

he's probably talking to his asian wife about what rice-based dish they're having for dinner tonight, lighting his thirtieth cigarette of the morning, and if he's heard thew news he'd hand wave it and call it

which of his books to read?

FPBP

Today’s events would’ve fit right into Submission, but I’d recommend Elementary Particles to start.

It was actually houellebecq's half smoked cigarette he threw away that started the fire. Walked away while burzum blasted on his earpods.

He said himself it's better to read him in order.
So you should start with extension du domaine de la lutte as far as novels are concerned.

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He just wants you to buy all his books, that clever French bastard

>let me tell you about this time my 22 year old student licked my middle aged arsehole while stroking my cock

>It probably sounds strange now, but in the 70's no one really cared about how big their dick was. When I was a teenager I had every conceivable hangup about my body except that. I don't know who started it though (Queers probably). You find it a lot in American cop shows, there's no mention of it in Satre. In the showers at the gym I realised I had a really small dick, about 5", maybe 5.5" or 6" if you measured right to the base. I'd found something new to worry about, something I couldn't do anything about. It was a permanent handicap. It was around this time that I started to hate blacks. There weren't many of them in the school, I only had one of them in my class, a big stocky guy who called himself Ben. He always wore a baseball cap and a pair of Nikes. I was convinced he had a big dick. All the girls threw themselves at this big baboon, and here I was trying to teach them about Mallarmé. What the fuck was the point? This is the way the world ends I thought bitterly. People worshiping in front of big dicks like Hamadryas baboons.

it's pretty gay hope you get your face bashed in by someone

>the manuscript is ok, but could you edit away the part about the fire of notre dame cathedral? it feels too crude and constructed.

he is a prophet

>he hasn't learned français
Pleb

Cos he ain't no .... Houllebecq .... girl....

Sorry

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Is he the only awaken French person?

i had a dream about houellebecq last night

French people are the most culturally developped people in the world, alongside Iranians. Don't expect any younger nations to have reached their cultural milestones. It's just how it is. I don't even consider being culturally developped to be a necessarily 'good' thing by the way, and I'm french.

Exemples to prove my points are plentiful, take a peep at any young nation's politics, and you will see problematics which arose centuries ago in the respective developped countries.

sjw, rise of atheism, rise of marxism, white genocide arguments, leftist politics trying to erase western history etc... all of this happened, at the very least, 50 years ago in France. For the eastern world, Iran takes the lead and has basically paved the way for most of the muslim nations. France and Iran are thousands of years old. Both have very insular cultures, a very unique way of life, compared to their neighbours.

wow. an artist

the modern version of this is seeing a cuck porn thread on /pol/ in 2012 and being unreasonably angry but also aroused

hehe

So what are the current french predictions for now?

I can't fucking believe this madman did it.

i love No Doubt

>(queers probably)
How can one man be this based?

How is Iran one of the most culturally developed country in the world?

Develop your take I'm interested. I'm French too.

light-weight writer who's whimsies happen to chime the edgy man-child, digital natives.
He's not anymore serious literature than Stephen King (both Houllebecq and King are EXCEPTIONAL at what they do)

>it was around this time that I started to hate blacks
Based

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>I realised I had a really small dick, about 5", maybe 5.5"
tfw 5.5 is considered small and not average.
rip me

Quentin?

Out of curiosity, who would you consider a heavyweight author?

Dan Brown

I'm a faggot, pretty much all dudes I've fucked have had dicks this size or smaller. I'm 6.5" and have only encountered one dude who was a little bigger than me

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