Do you live in or around D.C. and yearn for meaningful discussion about literature and philosophy? If so, you should come to the next Washington D.C. Yea Forums meetup on the evening of Saturday April 27th
We all know what it's like to have nobody to talk to about these matters, the ever-incredulous stares when you tell associates that you just read instead of watching tv, the girls who profess to love reading when you meet them in bars but then can only name 'The Alchemist' as among their favorites, the lonely nights wishing that you had someone to talk to about high-brow topics. Think! that's why you're on Yea Forums right now, because you have nobody to talk to about literature in real life. If you'd waste so many hours talking to anonymous strangers on the internet, why not take a chance and do it in real life? As Kierkegaard wrote, 'To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself.'
If you would like to attend then send an email to [email protected] and you'll get a reply with the time and location.
Why does DHS care about our literary community? Is it all the Tao Lin that gets posted?
Jackson Gutierrez
Why do these keep on getting posted when Butterfly is around? Will she be at the meetup? So much energy surrounds this chance encounter! :3
Aaron Miller
sounds smelly
Andrew Brown
Get fucked losers
Carson Parker
>she OH no no no! remember you have to let us know if you plan to come and you are a registered sex offeneder.
Blake Hughes
she came to the last one but she smelled like an old cat lady, hopefully her hot friend comes to this one again though
Adrian Lewis
dont eat any of Tao's brownies unless you can Uber home. You'll need to Uber because Tao has a restraining order with Lyft and you won't be able to get a driver near you because he's geotagged in their app somehow by court order.
Luis Johnson
bump
Julian Lewis
another shameless self bump
Camden White
c'mon guys pls come hang out with me and be my friend. I'm so fucking horny and lonely.
Camden Martinez
bumparoo
John Carter
not me btw
Adrian Miller
Marvel comics are terrible
Elijah Peterson
all comics are for children
Mason Ortiz
Pics or it didn't happen.
Joshua Perry
There has been and there will continue to be a 'no pictures' rule for all of the DC meetups
Jackson Russell
It didn't happen. I'm gonna be taking pictures of you fags this time. And if you all don't promise to be my friend and give me the sucky sucky I'm gonna dox you all.
Grayson Edwards
if you try and take pictures I'm going to beat the shit out of you and then I'll take your phone and throw it down the storm drain
Nolan Campbell
if you try to beat the shit out of me I'll beat the shit out of you and give you the goofballs.
Jaxon Campbell
dude just give him the sucky suck and he won't publish the pictures. You've got nothing to worry about.
Carter Gray
You won't be able to, I'm both very tall and trained in martial arts
Lucas Robinson
I'm sure I can best you lanklet.
Jeremiah Nelson
Is trying worth getting your nose and your phone broken? I don't think so, don't risk it
Zachary Bennett
I've paid a photographer to take photos of the meetup and our fight with a high powered camera from across the street so even if I lose (unlikely) you'll still end up sucking me off.
Elijah Long
Imagine the deeply internalized rage and despair that fuels this manlet. It would be incredible to witness his exerted impotence, all he could muster forth and attempt to deliver onto the "lanklet" who deftly keeps the manlet at bay by simple bracing of his forehead by an extended arm.
Alright alright you win. I was just putting on a tough guy front earlier trying to impress the people of Yea Forums Please don't beat me up and feel free to take as many pictures as you want. If you want I'll even give you my phone number so I can meet up with you early to give you some sucky sucky.
John Brooks
enjoying how this has turned from a literary meetup to a arrangement for brawling and mugging
Jeremiah Hernandez
I would much rather shave my nuts with a cheese grater than come to a meetup with you tards.
Evan Taylor
I'm OP though and have no qualms about being exposed as an attendee, it would have no effect upon my current or future career. I already have to assume after Christchurch that 5 different agencies have me on file as the organizer, I'd just be doing this to protect my bros so you'd just be wasting your money on the photographer and getting seriously beat up for nothing
Justin Gray
I keep a stable full of wastoid betas because they self geld with porn and sugar and they're so deprived of female attention let alone affection they meticulously clean braap barn nozzles and hoses just for the chance to smell, taste and feel grittily on their finger tips the emitted nectars from inside of a human woman.
William Young
Don't pretend to be me. I'm the OP and I have organized this event for the sole purpose of getting some sucky. As we discussed before, You stand no chance of beating me up. All options end the same for you. So the question you gotta ask yourself is; Do you want to give me the sucky easy or do I need to make you give me the sucky?
Juan Watson
Don't lie, it's because you're too self-concious and are worried that you won't be able to participate in the conversation. That we'll all be flexing on you with our super high verbal IQs while you meekly follow along and try to get in a few words. You're worred that all this time spent reading has left you just as mealy-mouthed and unimpressive as ever, unable to talk about abstract thoughts without relying on rehearsed lines, you can't handle that level of conversation without the safety of anonymity and 10 minute delays between posts. It's okay, you shouldn't worry, hierarchies are natural and are not something to get upset over; you should go, you might learn a lot about how real men converse about intellectual matters.
Josiah Sanders
Better hope you have more pull in the kitchen of the Irish Channel than I do, buddy boy. Otherwise you and your Yea Forumserati are getting Privilege Check Stew and if you get caucasoidy and entitled I'll whoop all of you in front of Dr. Yakub and Worldstar, not even gonna remove my apron because it's for protecting my threads from filth and that's what would be pouring out of your sapient viscera. I have trained in CQB in virtual and physical environments for years on end, facing challenges that confound and confuse the cave-dwelt caucasoid, manifesting accidentally new martial arts, highly controversial styles of combat, absurd tactics and ghastly "cheats" and cheap shots.
Hudson Ross
Yes he refuses to meet up with strangers from his anonymous anime gamer website. He must be a real loser./s
Aiden Peterson
The funniest thing about being a resentment-driven black guy who posts in every DC meetup thread trying to dissuade people from going must be the painfully apparent awareness that black people don't read. The very people you hate being the ones you identify with and wish your fellow black people were more like, lmao
Jaxson Fisher
Has there been any Yea Forums meetup in 'ol yurop?
Tyler King
No only americans are cringe enough to meetup with strangers based on a shared interest in Yea Forums. If the people who posted here were worth meeting they wouldn't be posting here.
Cameron White
hey guys! :) I'm a female student at one of the schools in dc (and no I won't say which) I'm going to come and bring some of my girl friends who love reading, should be fun
Matthew Hernandez
Hi guys! :) me again I decided I will tell you which school. It's Elliot Hine Middle school!!!
Zachary Morris
Don't forget the sucky sucky
Gavin Powell
bump
Ayden Thomas
another desperate self bump
John Nguyen
Hi, welcome back to the thread. Please bring cameras for each of you for more angles on the fight.