Any quirky things you do to add style to your writing...

Any quirky things you do to add style to your writing? For me I personally like to pluralize things that don't need to be pluralized.
For example instead of
>Let me check my e-mail
>They stood in a zen-like stillness like a thousand samurai
>I heard the things she said and took them in like a like a toll booth, that is I sought some tax from her tongue
I'll write
>Let me check my e-mails
>They stood in a zen-like stillness like a thousand samurais
>We heard the things she said and took them in like a toll booth, that is we sought some tax from her tongue

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Also can you guys rate (and ideally recite on vocaroo) my poetry? Inpired by Pope of course.

An Indelible Ode to my Dog Doug

I say 'tis but an indelible ode to my dog Doug
Written under a apple tree
Where I collect most of my thoughts
Such as what I were to be in life and
What I were to do.
Doug, thou diedst on March First
Two thousand seven and that was
The year I no more had a Doug.

His name was actually Nibbler not Doug

Bumping an actual literature thread for once

I feel like you should have a better reason for doing something different with your writing besides wanting to be different.

How many stories have you had published?

Um hello? Earth to user

8/10
kinda drags in the middle but the beginning and ending are strong

Okaaaayyy....? How would you improve it?

Do you guys just not like responding?

I'm almost sure it's a symptom of dyslexia, but I unintentionally combine continuous words into one.

If you just want to stylize your writing go through this:
changingminds dot org slash techniques/language/figures_speech/figures_speech_alpha dot htm

cut the 3rd-5th lines

why would you do something quirky on purpose

I like to insert random vivid descriptions of dicks and penises, sometimes erect and sometimes not, into my writing.

>a apple tree
you sound like a idiot

Yeahhh I'm not gonna risk opening that link
I say 'tis but an indelible ode to my dog Doug
Written under a apple tree.
Doug, thou diedst on March First
Two thousand seven and that was
The year I no more had a Doug.
To make my prose more good and nice for the people trying to read it? I can tell your could use some work
I reported you
You sound like a faggot and quite possibly a nigger

>more good
I've got an idea that would make it more gooder. Use the language properly.

Insufferable poster, off yourself

More "good and nice" not more good you dolt

>not recognizing an obvious copypasta

What an idiot.

>not realising that it being a copypasta makes it even more insufferable

Why?
Nothing I posted was a copypasta retard

I was just going off what the other user said. Either way, if you want to make your writing more interesting, why don’t you just carry on and then just kill yourself once you’ve finished writing? It would be very interesting, very DFW. I think it would really help your style.

You need to apologize to me right now

I’m afraid, dear user, that won’t be happening. I’ve reported your thread, I hope this is the last one you make.

i like to make up words or use them wrongly

You're the one seething and telling me to kill myself
Same

What the fuck are you even talking about?

I wouldn’t call it seething, I just really don’t like your attitude, buster.

Oh dear, looks like someone’s been a pupil at the School of Hard Knocks early in his life. Not to worry user, I’ll get the maid to clear up your dribble - next time wear a bib though!

Just drop it

Ease up will you?

Samefagging retard

It was a accident

I sentence you to leave this board!

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eep!