Socrates was once relaxing by a fountain, when a man approached him "I own a pottery stall in this village" The man turned about and walked off, only to arrive again minutes later "I own a pottery stall in this village" Now confused he watched him walk off, only to arrive once more. "I own a pottery stall in this village" He had become annoyed, yet simply nodded as the man walked off. He took this chance to nap in the noon sun, only to be awakened on the cusp of sleep. "I own a-" "I KNOW, I KNOW", Socrates cried out. Satisfied, the man left to attend his stall.
The eternal expression of reminiscence of the divine annoyance, the primeval contradiction in which Nietzsche talked off almost as if it reaches and breathes new life to the soul by the false comedy perpetuated by Dionysus and his knowledge of the pessimistic, oinly to be awakend by that sudden annoyance of lies, lies, LIES NAMED COMEDY FOR YE FORGET HE IS THE FALSE ONE WITH NO FORM BEYOND THE MERE MAN TAKEN FOR A FOOL OF SENSORY PAIN. AY YE DE NOT UNDERSTOOD FOR YE BE NOT UNDERSTOOD.
A miserable perpetuation, nay a history of violence, an eternal jest to that of the irrational Socrates as the divine rape and the profane Gospel... ay ay tis a truth of falsity yet insanity ay ye all insane yet ye not understand for ye not bare sanity of the insane de ye forgive, AY YE DE NOT FORGIVE FOR YE BE NOT FORGIVEN.
This is the eternal law, for they could not love you, but still your love was true, a love of TOTAL PLEASURABLE MISERY AND MISERABLE MISERY OY YE NOT UNDERSTOOD A REALITY OF INSANITY FOR YE ARE TE INSANE.
Should wone go on to the philosophy of insanity for if it be sane would it not be understood? And if it is understood why conjecture that that is the known of the unknown for it cannot be unknown can it, YE SEE UNKNOW THE KNOWN FOR THAT IS WHERE THE SPINNING WHEEL LIES FOR DE WHEEL THAT SHALL CONTINUE TO SPIN UNTIL YE DO NOT SPIN YOURSELF NO MORE FOR YE DO SPIN FOR IT AS IT MAY SPIN FOR YE, BUT YE CHOSE FRAILTY AND STATICISM LIKE A RANCID POOL OF WATER. AY WHEEL DE NO SPIN FOR YE, FOR YE DE NO SPIN FOR IT.
HAHA EPIC! THAT PLEBIAN BTFO SOCRATES BY PROVING HE DID INDEED KNOW SOMETHING
Evan Ward
That is actually funny
Aaron Cooper
give mommy fisherman
Alexander Wood
but wut is a moomy fish ay ay?
Luke Gomez
put a black and white filter on it and its art
Dylan Wright
user, though you may not believe it, In some years time your joke will be given the due credit that it deserves, and you will be accredited to the fullest extent you can given the medium you have chosen to post this fantastic joke. Screenshot this.
Benjamin Parker
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Ian Hernandez
i don't get it will somebody please explain it to me without being mean
Wyatt Rogers
I have a cfnm fetish and haven't watched porn in a couple of months. This made me rock hard.
Landon Brooks
This is actually pretty funny. You should add more lines in the middle where the potter harasses Socrates more
Austin Hill
How is this?
I wrote this some years back, what do you think?
Socrates was once relaxing by a fountain, when a man approached him "I own a pottery stall in this village" The man turned about and walked off, did his errand, and returned, only to arrive again minutes later "I own a pottery stall in this village" Now confused he watched him walk off, talk to his friends, and only to arrive again once more. "I own a pottery stall in this village" He had become annoyed, curious, dumbfounded, and perplexed, yet simply nodded as the man walked off. He took this chance to nap in the noon sun, dream of much slaughter and bloodshed, and only to be awakened on the cusp of sleep. "I own a-" "I KNOW, I KNOW", Socrates cried out. Satisfied, the man left to attend his stall.
Grayson Jackson
It's a cute idea OP, but all it really amounts to is a joke, and not one that's all that funny at the end of the day.
Daniel Thomas
>I know nothing >I KNOW, I KNOW
Justin Phillips
Not the same guy but I think your simpler take in the OP is funnier
Luis Lewis
Socrates was once relaxing by a fountain, when a man approached him "I own a pottery stall in this village" The man turned about and walked off, only to arrive again minutes later "I own a pottery stall in this village" Now confused he watched him walk off, only to arrive once more. "I own a pottery stall in this village" He had become annoyed, yet simply nodded as the man walked off. He took this chance to nap in the noon sun, only to be awakened on the cusp of sleep. "I own a-" "I KNOW, I KNOW", Socrates cried out. But it was a lie, the man owned nothing. Upon realizing this, Socrates became enlightened.
Joshua Anderson
Noice.
Joshua Reyes
I honestly think you either need to dilate or have sex
Logan Flores
??? Wrong person?
Lucas Brooks
Not at all
Henry Taylor
I don't know how, I also have I think over 60 of them.
Zachary White
How does one even develop such a fetish user? And your welcome I guess just don't wank.
David Thompson
That wasn't me, I apologise for his rudeness
Andrew Hill
Ok dude... No problem breh
Evan Diaz
I don't know. When I was a kid being naked in front of a girl always seemed like the worst possible thing. I don't know when that changed, but the anxiety I imagined before in a scenario like that stopped being nerve racking and began to feel arousing.
In a psychological setting I'd say I have a cfnm fetish because I'm really reserved and I try not to tell people anything about me and keep my stuff private, so my subconscious rebels by having a fetish in which, by being naked, I can't hide anything.
