Fiction for asexual people

Tried to start reading GGM's Memories of My Melancholy Whores lately and became disgusted. Romantic descriptions that evolves around sexuality are kinda boring because I usually don't get it. Most of the books I have and haven't read yet are this way.

What are some good piece of fiction an asexual person woud enjoy? Without beeing "big" things, like science fiction. Something more daily, "slice-of-life", but without all the sex and sexuality stuff.

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ohhhhh my god her vagina captcha select all the bicycles

What The HecK is coming out of her butthole :O wtf

AAAAAaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHh fffffuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk wwwwhhhyyyyyyyy

Nipple piercings should result in deportation

Also Moby Dick if you don't think of the whale as a giant penis

This is a blue board you fucking moron. No pornography.

Don Quixote
Demons
Are you trying to avoid all forms of romance, or just explicit sexuality? And by "asexual" do you mean "autistic"? And your pic related is not a clever meta-joke, it's just going to net you a ban.

This is 4channel kids and advertisers are here dipshit delete this right now

>Asexual
No such thing.

:-)

Good thing people like you are around, or we would be flooded. Also, 4channel only has blue boards.

*tongues some pussy

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that is art my friend

Name?

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>nipple piercing
ruined

women are so gross

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>read book
>Ew girls
>Ew sex
>Get boner(merely intellectual in nature)

I'm asexual bros

where the fuck are the mods?

you sure you're not androphillic?

Even worse bro. I got gynophobia but with a strong social justice-rooted urge for psychosexual violence against non-leftist women so I'm usually more scared than they are, but no one would believe me

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