I'm starting uni soon and have a lengthy train commute. I also got Infinite Jest for my birthday...

Last nite, while riding the midnight train, a young lad was reading infinite jest. Even the chauffer laughed.

Thanks!

Listen to the audiobook :)

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>be me
>Lug IF in my backpack onto the train
>decide to flex on these plebs
>pull er' out
>oh fuck is squashed my seaweed and mustard sandwich on rye
>well whatever the school has a caf, can maybe buy some garlic bread
>crack it open
>spine makes a very audible crack
>everyone without earbuds looks at me
>"ayo is this nigga reading a fucking phonebook?"
>"actually, no, it's infin-"
>spittle up a bit
>"... erm, jest."
>"you mean that white male imposing his phallus upon the cultural landscape?"
>"I er, what?"
>"I hear that Federer-worshiping faggot hated dogs. I read that Lenz shit."
>"Actually no, he liked-"
>"Just what exactly was his problem then?"
>"Yeah, who writes a book that big just to justify his own being?"
>"Sounds like a manual on being a little bitch, user."
>get so flustered that I leave about 30 mins to my destination
>get stabbed by a gang of early morning hoodlums eating bagels
>use the pages of the book as gauze to absorb the blood

literally read anywhere. stop being a fucking cuck. don't give a fuck about other peoples opinions. Read thus spoke zarathustra first so you won't be so much of a goddamned cuck you literal herd-tier garbage

dumb book

Somebody post all those old pics of people with way too many copies of it
I recall one where a guy set up his bathroom sink with like four of them as decoration

kek please someone post these they sound funny