Unironically what is the most pathetic thing you've ever read?

>most of these e-thots aren't even that hot
Their plainness is in fact the reason they earn so much money.
The beta cucks are all obsessed with the idea of "TRU LUB" with some plain nerdy chick who epitomizes the best attributes of the stock "girl next door". Thus, they think by showering them with attention and gifts they can make them fall in love with their estrogen-addled asses.

There was one redditor/NEET who talked about the time they were giving their parents money to some pornstar streamer for 1 to 1 camshow and got really pissed that the internet con was shit, so he goes upstairs to find his parents on webcam with his dying grandmother or something and screams at them to stop their shit and they do. So then he goes back to the pornstar and notices the disgust on her face (she'd heard what he was saying).

Sounds made up, but I genuinely read a screencap of it. Can anyone imagine a more shameful thing to do?

he could have gone to omegle but there is the risk that they'll just leave the chat when they see him

this

I'm embarrassed to be human

>not immediately putting it into savings
he obviously isn't rich considering how his chromedome mind couldn't even fathom the possibility of spending it on necessities or anything slightly important, but goddamn that is some strange behavior. if i were told, before reading this, that the man also had installed a giant hamster wheel that he runs around in for six hours straight, it would be absolutely believable considering the circumstances. the lines between instinct and exertion have blurred into a fine sludge for this soul, and all of his urges are that of an ant getting crushed by a boot

>I think I've finally found my future wife who I'm going to spend my remaining inheritance on

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tie between eliot rogers and mosque shooters' manifesto

>I made a couple fun compilation vids of her eating crossed with clips from the bucky o'hare show and watership down that synced up with her.

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Videogame brainrot is real
We're like IN the rhizome right now baby

Elliot Rodger's manifesto and maybe one of my friends' undergrad thesis (which was about Australian hip hop and reterritorialisation)

Some faggot on Yea Forums trying to explain which books are allowed to be discussed here and which aren't. Naturally he got angrier and angrier and he just kept bumping the thread while discussion was going on around him. I wonder if he had a stroke in the end

I can't bring myself to read the OP but it sound fucking good.

Some friend you are

horrifying

Why does this make me want hellfire to rain down on the planet and destroy us all?

>I broke the ice with a 500 dollar donation

I don't get twitch

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nevermind it must be made up, redditors can’t detect obvious irony.

I should leave the internet.

the one about the mod seems to be real:
youtube.com/watch?v=7Z-h4xVwmeQ

>tfw your parents were right about videogames

Im pretty sure the crappiest thing i've read was The Fault in Our Stars, and also most of the books purposely written for teen & tweens i had to read at school

anyone else here ditched video games for books?

Yeah I believe that one

What the fuck?

Yasss bitch same video games are like so lame anyways they haven't been good since like 2011 lol

>like Jonah with Daenerys I needed to leave her be

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I'd think that this story just absolutely cannot be true, but it was posted on reddit so I really can't tell.

The only video game I still play is Dwarf Fortress.

I broke the ice with a 500 dollar donation is one of the best lines of the decade

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It may as well be something from accelerationist satire or a facetious greentext of “the future of dating” except the original poster meant it 100% unironically

Not entirely, still a few games I play every now and then, going to get Sekiro this week.

Not really sure how anyone could have them as an "interest" though, been a long time since they went fully "corporate."

you think that is pathetic?
hold my bulls dick
reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/8bt02p/my_wifes_boyfriend_moved_in_with_us/

The Bible. Childish drivel.

kek
post your worst and i will post something worse from mine, guaranteed

I refuse to believe that is genuine.

>I'm not worried about my wife leaving. That being said, this is about taking everyone's needs into account. We don't have children, and I got a vasectomy done a while back, so if my wife decides she does want to try, Kyle will be providing her with a child. So not having Kyle in our lives wouldn't really bring any good to anyone.

Either bait or underage. Either way, *tips*

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i bet he got a work at some hipsty high tech place like goole and he makes quite a lot of money. only reason i see for her to actually bother keeping him around.

>guy doesn't fuck anybody but his wife
>guy doesn't fuck anybody but the guy's wife
sounds more like cuckoldry than polyamory

>my wife's son
This is why I think the post is a LARP

Reddit never disappoints in obliterating my sides whilst simultaneously filling me with disgust
reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9zvjfx/wife_told_me_she_wanted_to_experiment_i_obliged/

It's so fucking bizarre. I will never understand it. I'm only 22. Shit, I was like 20 or 21 when Twitch became huge. I'm already that out of the loop. Just play the fucking game yourself.

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How'd it even get like this...

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Man like 5 years ago when I was your age my gen x coworker was remarking how his kid loved watching other people play minecraft for hours. Its bizarre to me

>EDIT: I didn't expect this to go to the front page, but my wife has seen the post. I have been unable to face her and there is no way to get out of going to the zoo with the other family today.

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You know, I forgot about the whole Yogscast/ general "Let's play" thing on Youtube. I guess that really preceded Twitch and is the obvious lead-up to its inception. That was my generation I suppose. I guess I remember watching a few... I preferred just playing Minecraft. I had it on my PC.

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Modern life is proceeding rapidly towards people living vicariously through simulacrum of life’s experiences. Kids don’t play anymore, they watch people play. Teens don’t fuck anymore, they watch people fuck. Adults don’t meet friends anymore, they chat to them on Facetwitter. We’re gradually removing ourselves from the reality of what it is like to be alive and in-the-world. Who knows where that will finish.

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This is truly a clown-world we live in. Men sadly decrying the end of their cuckolding days after being raped by their wife’s lover sounds like the mad ramblings of a lunatic. To think what men even just 50 years ago would have thought of this.

*lamenting, not decrying, my bad

The saddest part is that these people actually think it's a good idea to share the most intimate details of their lives with strangers on the internet.

google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9zvjfx/wife_told_me_she_wanted_to_experiment_i_obliged/

is everything on reddit this fake? is it just a place for people to practice writing erotica fiction?

youtu.be/4-ncVtieLwo

>I started pushing, but unsurprisingly found it very difficult to successfully shit on my wife

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The whole point of a vasectomy is that it can easily be undone. The post is a larp.

Apparently the op had slept with another woman at least once.

23k? Who the fuck spends half a years salary on a fucking e-thot?

God that post is just fucking disgusting

This would hook me right up as a novels first sentence. Is this bad?

The idea that this person's vote counts the same as mine, and the fact we both have the same amount of say over the direction of our country, is proof enough that democracy needs binning.

Uh, no. A vasectomy is sometimes reversible, but often not. Any doctor will tell you not to count on being able to reverse the procedure; they treat it as permanent.

Yea', I'm sure that's the worst part of all of that...

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Ah, newlyweds.

People become attached to entertainment personalities. When people watch someone for 4-5 hours a week they sometimes start to feel as if they have a personal connection to them. If you follow any popular podcast or radio shows the same thing happens there.

Oil princes, a bunch of socially isolated Pajeets with millions of dollars and no responsibilities, that just sit around all day throwing stacks at attractive women to get attention. It's the socially awkward equivalent to showering a stripper in cash so she'll rub her crotch on your face, all from the comfort of your home.

>hurr durr why watch gymnastics when you can do it yourself
Usually streamers are at an elite level on the games they play. I watch chess streamers; almost all of them are titled. If I want to get better at chess it would be ridiculous for me not to watch streamers and get insight from their games. I imagine it's the same reason people watch other streams.

>If I want to get better at chess it would be ridiculous for me not to watch streamers and get insight from their games
the only more efficient way would be to read a book written by a world class player commenting their games, but what kind of fucking nerd would you have to be to read a book

magnus' streamers are super fun
chess dot com is fun every now and then

Or how about not being a luddite faggot and doing both?

>what kind of fucking nerd would you have to be to read a book
based
readings is for gays and retards and women

and then shes going back over to the boyfriends house to "tell him what a bad boy he was"

Gaius, get the cross

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Same happened to me and Steve Buscemi movies.

Video games were a mistake. Everyone who plays them is absolutely disgusting, the lowest form of human life.
Movies and television are only slightly less disgusting, and that includes televised sportsball watchers.
It's rather degrading to do those things for "easy" money, you feel disgusting during and after it. No wonder most pornstars do drugs until they OD and die. It destroys whatever love of humanity you ever had.
I'd rather we live in a society where you can get solid, respectable, gainful employment instead of needing to whore yourself out to make rent.

The Beatles did this too

Male streamers make much more for just playing video games

Mayne because they're better at it? Idunnoo I like some female comedians but I can't name a single charismatic female streamer.

I'm in the same boat. 24 and almost all of my friends spend a huge amount of their free time watching streamers play video games. I just don't see the appeal in watching another person play a game for any longer than it takes me to decide whether or not it's a game I want to play.

how can you even have this little self-respect?
also lmao why does this have 779 points? are people laughing at him?

Very lonely person with either few expenses or a good job. Also somebody being financially irresponsible with savings because they are very lonely. Think of it like somebody with a drug habit: they can get, on demand, what they can't get out of their life.

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>you fee disgusting during and after it
This is assuming women like this feel shame

based
I'm kind of the same way, I used to play a lot of different games but now I just play autistic strategy games like DF for like 1 hour a week

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>to make rent.
theyre not 'making rent' lmao, theyre making huge amounts of money. They could fucking easily just work some job instead

>I'd rather we live in a society where you can get solid, respectable, gainful employment instead of needing to whore yourself out to make rent
there will always be whores, some people are just lazy and greedy with no self-respect

it's a woman posting

I'll still play the odd game with my friends, but basically yeah

the underground man spending literal years trying to get revenge on a guy who bumped into him, meticulously planning out every detail of his "revenge", buying an expensive coat and everything so he gets to look proper, then finally enacting his revenge (bumping into him without moving) and the guy doesnt even notice he exists.

>or a good job
Their parents maybe. Most people that earned their own living knows enough not to waste money on stupid shit.

Wrong, they're often mediocre. If they're a girl, they're often worse than the average player.

>has anyone else had similar experiences?

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One time, as I was walking across the huge bridge that connected the two campuses, I passed by a girl I thought was pretty and said “Hi” as we neared each other. She kept on walking and didn’t even have the grace to respond to me. How dare she! That foul bitch. I felt so humiliated that I went to one of the school bathrooms, locked myself in a toilet stall, and cried for an hour.

if you delete the last sentence this becomes a normal reaction

really makes you think

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This post is probably joke, but I can't tell anymore

once an big boisterous outgoing autistic type i worked with told me in his last job he made a female coworker snap at him when she couldn't stand his antics anymore: it came out of the blue to him, total shock that made him depressed. you see , every phone interaction he had was an occasion for him to wow her, forced to be sitting in front of him, to wow her with his wit and charm... imagine the streamer girl was forced to be in physical presence with her donatin' romeo... she would have snapped too i guess. i imagine all the phases of despair she might have gone through, forced to work to live and in presence of an unavoidable irritant person all the time.

See, this is why avoiding women is a great idea. Men who try to impress them end up looking like idiots on the internet. Much safer to fap to anime girls and complain about SJWs on Yea Forums.

this but unironically, the modernist movement was legitimately a cultural time bomb

>visiting him one last time this weekend to tell him never to contact us and not to lay a finger on me again.
AAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT A FUCKING MORON AHHHHHHHH THIS HAS TO BE FUCKING FAKE

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anime girls don't have std's

it's fake you fucking moron

This is why we need sharia.

>hall of BBC

Elliot Rodger's manifesto

I had quit for around four hundred days prior to attempting to play through the classics, but I just can't bring myself to even try to keep myself interested in it. Now that I started reading, and improving myself, I can't help but view games as a huge waste of time. Especially mmorpgs.

fucking hell

There are hundreds of these on ao3.

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Is that some early Drew?

I’m a kissless virgin and this behavior disgusts me beyond belief. Get some self respect.

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There's an element of these chicks trying to seem "approachable" i.e. not 10/10. However, I think you're drastically underestimating the percentile of attractiveness that a non-overweight blonde with long hair and a good complexion is.

Could be. English is such a dumb language. In many others, you would have known right away if the person writing is a man or a woman.

>things are looking up for me (and down for you)
best line

I don't play multiplayer games anymore but I am playing Silent Hill 2 and there are some games I want to play like Hollow Knight and Thief II. Before I started SH2 I was apprehensive because I didn't think I'd have time, though, so I guess that answers your question. I do still replay Super Metroid fairly often because it, Castlevania SOTN and any great Metroidvania inspire emotion in me beyond just 'this is fun'.
I do however find it disgusting that 'addicting' is a selling point, especially for a game that doesn't end (if the game is a campaign then I guess it's not as bad because it's more like saying that you can't put a book down)

I barfed on my pants.

The cuck stories are just funny to laugh at. But those first two, about the twitch shit fill me with a surprising amount of dread.

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>i’m always just barely there. one way friendships mostly. i am the peripheral friend. you cannot force your way in, so i burrow, slowly, steadily, inoffensively. i am too afraid of rejection to take a chance on honesty. i fear there is nothing in me to like. maybe i am just that kind of person. such people must surely exist, right? why not me? experience suggests nothing to the contrary. i am not pleasant to be around. what do i deserve anyway? everywhere i wear a mask. i am tied up in so many little lies and assertions i cannot just leave this life, it would be too painful, probably i would never escape. i can only go on, smiling and nodding, and pretending this is ok. the alternative would be too hard on me. i can pity and romanticize this life all i want, the loner, the outsider, the exile, the rebel, I am none of those things of course, neither stoic, nor self-sustaining, nor truly rejected, nor standing for anything. I am only outside because it I have adapted to this dull pain and haven't the courage to move anywhere outside of it. i am unworthy, i am selfish and empty, i am self pitying, i am so self pitying, i am immoral. i hate what i am writing. i hate that i write like this. it makes me so ashamed to see and know and believe. this is real. that's the hardest to realize. in the moment nothing hurts, life sustains itself until you realize this is real and this will always have been real, and in all likelihood it will continue to be real, because you are sick, because you are weak, because you do not know the path forward and you wouldn't take it anyway if you did. you are a child. you never should have made it this far. you are a leech. i crave attention and love and most shameful of all i crave respect. i want not only to live in this world and be loved for merely living in this world but respect. what in me is there to respect? i want to be respect-able then. i want to live a life worthy of respect. i haven't the slightest idea how to start and anyhow habit takes over in the end. i only swing between lying to myself about independence and desperately clinging to others and squeezing from them whatever love or approval i can. i am the lowest of the low and yet i put on like a normal guy, and my "friends" they enable me so long as i don't try and get too close. i have been allowed to remain the sick dog that wanders at their feet. and i am so grateful. i am.

does anyone have the reddit post of the woman who convinced her husband to open their relationship, then he starts fucking young trannies week after week and the wife is so startled she hasn't slept with anyone?

Homestuck. Because as its name implies, it is a waste of time

|:(

FUCK you.
Cascade still makes me emotional even to this day.

>elite level on the games they play
lmao

>She then talked about how it's extra awkward because he's basically been allowing her to make rent the last few months but it's not worth streaming if it means having to deal with him everyday
Imagine being so socially retarded that someone won't even talk to you in exchange for them paying you hundreds of dollars a month.

>I've given you thousands of dollars at this point...

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This world is getting too clowny for me.

Yeah this. Anyone who believes you can "fall in love" with another person is a mental infant.

>>not immediately putting it into savings
Honestly putting it in the compost heap would've been less embarrassing than what he did.

Zoomer here. I'm actually hopeful that I really am in a generation of boomers, because hopefully then I can make extremely basic intelligent decisions and become a member of the top 10%.

wtf

>It may as well be something from a facetious greentext
Quite true lol

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>I was raped by my wife's boyfriend. Not sure the lifestyle is for me any more

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OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF

no idea how old this is, but you've got to admit it is quite... kafkaesque ;)

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the fucking chad holy shit
please post it

Not the reddit post, but Metokur watched something similar to what you're describing recently
youtu.be/D0tmvNHCXys

I don't go on /biz/ anymore, but I know investment would be most wise. The singularity will happen soon, so I wonder how that will play into investing. I was thinking of throwing a few bucks into as many tech companies as possible. A lot of new things are going to be invented very soon. Just scatter-shoot and hope that a few will rise like bitcoin did.

Oh poor guy...

>I'm done obsessing over you! I'll obsess over this other woman now!

Okay this fag deserves it, honestly.

haha this one is definitely bait

He does it for free.

I never played them.

Christfags = new fedoras

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Narwhal man with the halberd is kinda cool.

I ditched videogames for shitposting and YouTube videos, now I'm trying to ditch those for reading

Same thing happened to me and Milan Fras.

>wife went back to see him again

jej

What is really important is to belong to the machinery owners by the time demand for human labor falls very low. You want to belong to the automated ancap masterrace instead of the excess population going back to early industrial standards of living.

>I don't want to go into detail, but he forcefully penetrated me

Yeah, I have also been pursued by women I have no real interest in. Those "cute" antics really get irritating after a while. It's best to be kind to others but sometimes enough is enough.

Imagine being this individual

So what's your Tumblr name?

I love how Timbukdrew's interpretation of the game is a colorful slapstick comedy with historically-accurate costumes, while 9dots' is a Dark Souls-like world full of silent, faceless warriors and desolate landscapes.
The perks of ASCII graphics I suppose.

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>It's rather degrading to do those things for "easy" money
What? Play video games?

Yea but that doesn't compel me to to them.
Pewdiepie gets money shoveled at him every time he streams and he doesn't even read out the donations.
Fucking donating to a millionaire and he doesn't even acknowledge you (and they know he won't, because he never does).

>the singularity will happen soon
Pseuds believe this. Actual people working with AIs don't.

i ditched video games for movies and now ditched movies for books. Both industries are full idiocracy now