What is the greatest wisdom you've ever gained from reading a Yea Forums post?

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very good summary

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>That night his girlfriend ask him again why he never wants to sleep with her.
This is the part where realism goes right out the window.

kek

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this place is of negative intellectual value

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>Y'see
this prose is fucking gay.

Great start, but this post could be a lot better if the author had elaborated on the evolution and increased relevance of social narratives through the later half of the 20th century and then the exponential boom of these schemes in the 21st

What ever happened to 5'o'clock wojack?

Awful.
Decent.

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yawn

dont you have lobster merch to hawk?

Deep&Edgy has a good one about how babby’s first existential crisis is usually just kids getting butthurt about the vapidity of language when language was vapid all along (at least in the great metaphysical sense we all want it to be). Literally just an confusion of semantics drives some imbeciles to suicide. It’s somewhere in the archives. I know it’s just recycled Wittgenstein but there’s an air of truth to it.

>girlfriend
stopped reading.

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but beating off feels good.

So does injecting heroin. Not a good reason to do it, especially when you possess the faculty of reason which tells you that the pleasure is temporary and comes at a cost.

Agreed. And if you are circumspect no matter what if you have never even tried heroin in the first place then that makes you all the better.

There are many drugs I have not ever tried, and I am proud to say heroin is one :3 they are all bad for you no matter what

Why are Japs consistently some of the most informative posters on /int/ and I guess /pol/ (I haven’t used pol since 2016)

Based English teacher

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They can be weirdly lucid when the time calls for it. I want to put a reason to it but I have yet to find anything conclusive.

This is the type of shit I came into the thread for
Capital is running away and there has never been a more insidiously evil and dangerous invention in human history than advertising

He's obviously not Japanese you stupid fucking brain dead retard

This is a good post. The toll in blood from monarchy and from democracy is really pretty telling.

here it is, user. even if you don't agree with all of it, he does make some good points that make more sense the older you get

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Damn this guy sounds like he knows what the the hell he's talking about

>smoking bad for you because of confirmation bias!

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hey user, fantastic work on picking a point you disagreed with and filtering your attempt at refutation through greentext, paired with a meme. you also said "confirmation bias", when the correct expression for the context of your attack on the subject matter is "anecdotal evidence". how delicious. but as i stated before, not many will agree with all of his points. that being said, was there anything the oldfag said that you do indeed agree with?

No, that's the part that hit me in the gut. Fuck.

Boredom and complacency are a hell of a drug user it will make you do or really not do crazy things.

People actually take longposts talking with unearned authority seriously? Concerning

if it's from /pol/ or /x/ it's guaranteed trash no person with an IQ above 95 has ever gone to either of those boards.

>emotionally healthy person
>caring about "emotional health" in the year 20XX
Yikes, you do realize psychiatry is a spook, right user?

A people that has a police force that is actively subjugating them wants to be subjugated, like 1940's Germany. Else they'd find ways to rebel like in 1940's France.

Based apolitical untermensch hillbilly.

The correct take on Harry Potter and liberal leftism.

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this might be close. pretty blackpilled...wouldn't necessarily call it wisdom.

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God dayum you have to be really repressed to believe shit like
>masturbation is not natural
Posting on Yea Forums is more true to man's nature than touching his own 10,000+-yr-old evolved cock? ffs.

holy shit this is retarded

cringepill

>chattel slavery
Hold the fuck up. You can do italics on Yea Forums?

anyone got chaste's posts saved?

>who is elagabalus

Is it really? I feel that the blood toll could be justified when we add in modern technology for killing as well as overall populstion increase because of industrialism

How do you know? Did you take a look?

anyone have the one about critiquing hipsters? It taught me never to be social

>fill your lungs with tar and other toxic slag
>shields your cells a bit from radiation damage
What a bargain!

Looks like it's on 8ch

>I have no argument, but I must be heard

One time I made a thread that only contained The Kraken by Tennyson. Within ten minutes I had a reply telling me my poem was ok, and that if I kept at it I could be a really swell poet.

youtube.com/watch?v=gO163kh1XyQ
Here. Listen to this song while reading the poem.

:3

Meh, this Tennyson guy needs to work a bit harder and then he might accomplish something

Always so funny seeing these losers get so defensive about their porn and masturbating addictions.
If you defend that shit then you are addicted, no exceptions.

Maybe, but they make fun fiction stories.
Late night schizo posting on pol is one hell of a ride, I am a son of the nephilim, chosen by our "god" Yashua because I have 4 names.

t. triggered eggheads

pic not related?

How is that relevant?

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I don't remember.

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Modern "democracy" is just a thinly veiled rule of industrialists, with a monarchy, your ruler makes at least a token effort to be competent

this is a surprisingly based thread

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t. Russia or Germany

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No, its cringe. There are better ways of saying "I find his other points to very accurate" but instead we got this spew.

imagine being so mentally ill and so deeply insecure that you can't even picture your own daughter as anything more than a sexual object with no agency meant only for other men's pleasure.

there is not one shred of legitimate scientific evidence to suggest that "nofap" causes any significant or meaningful physiological changes or is more than placebo.

>If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you.

Does this advice apply to people with undiagnosed erectile dysfunction caused by a progressively fatal malfunctioning of their endocrine glands?

Great post.

incels should be humanely euthanized :^)

Yeah, why didn't the old user say that? Why does it have to be emotional growth stunt (his hypothesis) and not smoke and toxins fucking up your lungs (empirically proven facts)?

You don't gain wisdom by reading long posts from a board frequented by schizophrenics and future school shooters.

Mostly good points, but peppered with insecurity and misogyny.

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oh shit

An embarrassingly close-minded point of view. I severely doubt that schizophrenics and or school shooters make up even 0.1% of any board outside of /x/ and /r9k/ respectively. Just because the people who post here are outcasts or spergy social misfits doesn't mean they're mentally ill nihilists planning out the next mosque shooting, you petty clickbait article reading faggot. I assume way more common are schizotypals and people with avoidant personality disorder more than anything. I couldn't tell if you spend too much time on /r9k/ or are projecting some sort of desire to commit mass murder yourself, but there is some genuinely hilarious and profound stuff to be found on this site. Also the people here are probably more empathetic than they like to admit .

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oh shit

Bullshit. I grew up on a farm and saw the chickens get decapitated by my grandma when i was a child. Still the greatest meat i've ever tasted or will ever taste, absolutely.

>That is how the Western philosophical tradition starts: homoerotic lust for ripped abs.

What edition is this literal faggot reading? The collected Dialogues start with the Apology and go into Crito and there's no hint of homoerotic lust for ripped abs.

Also did being ripped improve their philosophy in any way? Did working out at the gym and lusting after young boys give Plato his key insight that became his Theory of Forms?

>modern historians doubt that these feats are even being accurately reported

Well duh! That goes for everything. Most ancient history is hypothetical at best. Don't argue that the superhuman feats are real because you want them to be.

based. i must have seen ten well-written versions of this, yet here i am

>vegan doesn't understand the concept of preference and goes full "stop liking what I don't like"
>bizarre mental gymnastics and a mountain of logical fallacies ensue
shocking.

>ww1
>not a result of monarchies
hurr durr blarghagag

Kill counts were lower before modernity simply because the infrastructure and Technology was not in place to facilitate large-scale slaughter.

authoritarianism smothers beauty

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what sort of retard thinks this is incisive? the egg story is transparently a manufactured one and it just gets worse from there

go on

except for some vague notion of "truth" his explanation of the Yea Forums interactivity loop is spot on, but his conclusion is from the perspective of an autistic newfag shitter who takes everything he reads here literally and personally, and he misses the entire point of the site.

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yikes

Idiot post

First of all, WW1 was largely fought by Monarchs and the people they delegated power too.

WW2 was instigated and fought by people who did not achieve power through legitimate means.

If the OP was intellectually honest, he would look at the period since WW2, where no blood has been spilt on war on western soil.

Additionally if monarchies are so great, what's this OP's explanation for the state of North Korea?

Absolute power leads to great things if granted to a great leader.

That's a pretty big "if" you fucking moron.

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I think the point of this bloat was more to highlight the true and obvious problem affecting many creative fields today that when you take away creative power from the inventors and product people and give it to marketers, it ruins the product. He's just coming at it from a weird /pol/tard perspective and needlessly screeching about identify politics and conspiracies.

This is incredibly bluepilled.

Yes, Kim Jong-Il was clearly far superior to a parliementary option

>like 1940's Germany.
Retard. Gestapo was a very small force. Modern day UK is more of a police state.

>reddit spacing
>If the OP was intellectually honest, he would look at the period since WW2, where no blood has been spilt on war on western soil.
Yugoslavia, Ukraine... It's about ownership. EU and NATO own the continent. Why wage war against yourself? I mean, sure, they do demographic changes that could be declared genocidal if you wanted, but still.

wholesome

Cringe beyond any measure.

commanding and controlling culture ossifies it

Interesting, but no sources. I take it like I take my /pol/ infographics.

it's aite but some of the women shit is too general. if he were really based the last bullet point would be to think for yourself and never take advice in earnest from a list on Yea Forums.

Too genuine, true and noble. Yea Forums will vomit when fed something wholesome.

there is absolutely no valid research backing up what that faggot said. Fucking pseudoscienefags.

>never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you lover her
sad

Found the roastie whore.

>reddit spacing
Back to /pol/ you imbecile.

So...a female?

>There's no research so therefore my hypothesis (also no research provided) is correct!
Appeal to ignorance.

complete fiction, written by a person with no knowledge of the subject and with no bearing in reality.

"Marketing" currently is extremely emprical and largely about data. Most of marketing involves finding out who your core demographic is, what aspect of the product is most appealing to them, and what channels you can reach them through.

>reddit spacing

Oh no

> It's about ownership

As opposed to monarchy? Half-wit

/thread

Can I get an anti-authoritarianism reading list?

>counting WW1 of all wars into democracy
Yea nah

simplistic but a decent reminder of what you were created to do

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b-b-but old ppl are dumb!! i'm young and right about everything

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Saved

The Holocaust has taken on the same role as the Crucifixion in a new secular version of Christianity.

How does one live morally?

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Why would he assume she's a horrible person?

Any recs based on this? I'd love to read more in depth about the idea.

Based

Sounds like a code monkey. CS at its most abstract is a branch of analytic philosophy (probably won't pay your bills), though I guess the excitement in that will depend on the reader.

this, keep fucking masturbating to pornhub you filthy goyim