Little sister bought me Lolita

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YOU GOT ISSUES BROOOOOOOOOOO HAHKDCSHAHSDHASOIDBAOIJSDH

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prove this
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

I'm calling that one bullocks, as a matter of a fact, so to speak, you are the issued one, frendoli

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lol
fuck you, op
recycling unfunny piece of shit

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>let's unpack this
Why do so many leftist cucks say this? It's essentially saying: I can't refute your argument as a whole, so let me deconstruct it ad absurdum until I find a technical fault with a tiny thing you said - now your entire argument is invalid! Conservatard BTFO!
Pic related.

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Jesus Christ, what's happening to this board?

too many people coming here because they heard it was a white nationalist hangout. they see jokes that they don't have meta context for and then parrot what they see for fun. generally not good

Source on these leftists you are talking about?

No source required, it's common knowledge (hence the meme). If you don't accept it, that's your problem, not mine; see fit to eject yourself from the discussion. I have no obligation to trawl through hours of leftist debates to find a source for a random person.

Sam Harris literally sells a T-shirt that says it
shop.samharris.org/collections/t-shirts/products/unpack-t-shirt-unisex

Based shitposter

maybe you should start saying it to sound smarter

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There's nothing wrong with saying yikes.

But bro, people we don't like say it and you don't want to be someone we don't like, you want to be cool like us.

Checked

depends on the context. reddit soibois tend to use it as a putdown.

I was hoping for some abstract literary shitposting, not a ur le cuck argument

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fudge off frogmin shartbrain

Are you autistic? It follows the same pattern as every other phrase in the image: Condescendingly, patronizingly explaining something to the other party. "Let's unpack this [because you don't seem to understand what we two are talking about here]"

I seriously hope you're joking

Hey, there's something actually interesting going on here. Keep at it. Answer him "issues man"

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>bro trust me

very bizarre thread

>little brother bought me Death in Venice

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this desu

Missing “shook”

>mom bought me Oedipus

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I know this is a troll, but this fantasy makes me so goddamn hard

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>wife bought me The Oresteia

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>little sister bought me

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Absolutely witnessed.

Simple empiricism most left wing philosophers are deconstructionist, it would be superfluous to find one who wasn't, it's very disingenuous to say it's not the norm. I might pick Chomsky to be an example but people would argue with me over this, with such levels of rodomontade that I simply just don't have the energy to really expand on it.

I would argue that progressivism has a ideology would naturally select people who would argue this way, in the same way MRI Studies have proven that people with reactionary views tend to have more developed brains for threat detection or in the same way Gym culture selects for people with a capitalistic View especially in regards to competition or simply competing in life.

I mean if you have an ideology that can be simply stated or put into Layman's has ''we have a very high reform desire'' it just makes natural sense to connect the Logic, anyone who agrees with the Layman statement or attaches themselves to the label Progressive would act in this manner.

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No she didnt

What?

A truly classic kek.

>Big brother bought me Pin

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>friend bought me Lolita

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Ironically, your response is absolutely autistic, it's clear that he was not objecting to the inclusion of it in the image, but thinking laterally.

Appreciated this post user,
good effort, but wasted on this shit stain of a thread
Joining the throng of mongs is actively detrimental, if you're not doing it for a slight sense of satisfaction then gtfo

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Is that London Tipton.

>-rapi Laura

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>girlfriend bought me Story of the Eye

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yikes

Does 4channel even recognize this meme?

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>Make fiancee read Patriotism by Mishima

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Give her the EGG

good post

>Bought my mom The Story of Oedipus

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Checked

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Thirded. C'mon, you fucking pseud. Explain.

Came here to post this

quality post

Impressive

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Lolita by Nabokov? No thanks - im not a pedophile.

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Nabokov, Vladimir. Dislike him. A cheap sensationalist, clumsy and verbose. A polylinguist, a claptrap novelist and a slapdash custodian. Some of his scenes are extraordinarily dull. Nobody takes his inaccessible journalism seriously.
Pale FIre. His best work, though an obvious and shameless imitation of Dante's "Inferno."
Ada. Dislike it intensely.
Lolita. Dislike it intensely. Ghastly repulsive.

>bought my autistic brother (and coworker) Of Mice and Men

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Which film?

maybe she noticed you staring at her. young girls aren't so grossed out by sex, they want to be taken, they expect a strong boy to have them because he wants them, not because they give him permission. she probably just wants you to get over your inhibitions, not for her sake, for your own, she's trying to help you become an adequate lover

I giggled

>or second-degree sodomy, depending on the technique

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the fug

witnessed

Of course is the give her the "D" meme

Line from the book.

lol

>coworker buys me The Hate U Give after learning that I read
>dad buys me The Art of the Deal
>mom buys me Atlas Shrugged
>sister buys me e-book versions of Wuthering Heights and The Time Machine
>already owned physical copies

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damn. this garbage thread still exists

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