Who is his literary equivalent?

Bret Easton Ellis

Patrick Bateman

I can see a Melville Ronaldo

that bitch is brazilian, not portuguese, you cunt

he is brazilian, not portuguese, if that's what you're saying

this

What about this cunt? Who is his literary equivalent? I would say Nassim Taleb.

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Harold Bloom

>crypto-homo

this

Ronaldo is the easiest to find his equivalent. You find an all-time great, then you find his lesser rival. Bonus points if the rival was more popular during his lifetime.

Bret Easton Ellis

>closeted homosexual driven by his suppressed needs to become the GOAT
>fastidious perfectionist
>monumental body of work unsurpassed by his closest rivals
>drifted between different countries, excelling everywhere
Seems obvious to me

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James "Edgelord Supreme" Ellroy

Obviously Murakami

Late Nietzche, clearly
>"I am the best ever"
>out of control narcissism
>actually incredible

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You mean, being a rapist?

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Fuck off gypsy

Cringe tbqh

Are lit posters actually Ronaldo shills? Lol, I thought we appreciated geniuses here?

>no reading comprehension

typical messi fan

messi is the better one though right? i dont watch football

Jonathan Safran Foer

Any author who is also a rapist

this is what happens when you chug a liter of coca cola before each game just to piss off your coach who doesn't want you drinking soda

Me

>being this pleb and zoomer
maradona is dosto

Kerouac or some other writer famous for being on the road, maybe Hunter S Thompson. Zlatan travelled from team to team leaving destruction in his wake and scores really weird unconvential goals, like how Kerouac just threw the regular form of writing out the window

Nah Maradona is Gogol

cervantes
>lives and works in madrid
>consistently good
>during weak phases haters claim that he has always been shit

He is in Italy now.

Who is his literary equivalent?

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Me

some good young 21st century writer.

he cute

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Nick Land

Ronaldo is Tolstoy:

>Extremely proud of himself (was like that even when he didn’t had any accomplishments);
>Preoccupied with the opinion of others and of being seen as better than others to the point of neurosis;
>Invests a colossal amount of effort into his profession;
>Treat others well, but when his ego is affronted answers with explosions of repressed and hibernating egotism;
>Wants a vast family, mostly to have company; deep down knows that he loves himself far more than any of his kids;
>Achieves great things, but has constantly in mind the competition of possible superior rivals;
>One of them stand in his way;
>Is Shakespeare

Messi is Shakespeare

>Does miraculous things with apparently no effort;
>Invests in his career and art, but is not obsessed by being number one;
>His efforts are combined with one of the most extraordinary talents ever seen for his profession;
>His abilities can be improved with training only to a certain point; further improvement is only achievable by being a genius;

Who is his literary equivalent?

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Ronaldo does this as much as Neymar.

As Cervantes once did ;)

Silvia Plath

I wish I could enjoy sports more just to see men in their peak playing a game kind of like the Iliad. I just can't get into the "muh club" stuff

Start browsing Yea Forums and get into the memes. Don’t even watch the games, nobody on Yea Forums does

sports are dumb dude

pseud normie opinion

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Start watching without supporting a team. Eventually you’ll start to like certain clubs more than others. Keep narrowing and voila

pseud normie opinion is the opposite