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A girl gets ass raped in a park by a weird looking black pig. She reports it to the police but no one believes her. The only people that do believe her are her father and her brother.
They investigate the whole thing and eventually find out that a few decades ago there was this young magician fella dating this girl who happend to cheat on him with her black ex boyfriend. One day he was passing through that very same park and caught them making out in the bushes. Oh boy, was he pissed. Being a macician tho, he transformed the dude into a pig.
The father and the brother catch the nigger pig and the family has a nice Sunday barbeque. The end.

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semi-autographical work of a guy who works as a freelance journalist but has no hope for the world as hes dead broke and in california with no where to look without seeing some political correct bullshit. Addicted to benzos originally for his anxiety the story goes into a lot of stream of consciousness; indifferent to politics,indifferent to the conflicts of the left and right, indifferent to the rise in mass killing, and without a social life the main character continually decents not into madness but soullessness. The storys funny,sad and had alot of interior monologue

a guy gets diagnosed with terminal and can't afford surgery. he tries everything he can, from gambling to stealing to borrowing from the mob, but none of it works. while this is happening he tries to rationalize life and death and what it truly means to die, if we have a soul, etc. basically I try to give the reader hope that he will survive until the very end, all while talking about the implications of death.

So like a gritty Death of Ivan Ilych?

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Would read if there was an erotic scene with pige inserting his snout into the girl's rectum

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I'd spend more time giving the readers hope that he would survive and crushing it, right up until the end.

>Three boys from three different single-sex private schools of the same calibre in the city meet on a game server
>These schools regularly have competitive sporting events, and these events take on a degree of religious festivity even for those who aren't sports-inclined
>Boy A is completely honest and forthgoing; he doesn't even mind sharing his real-world-corresponding social media accounts with the server's discord
>Boy B is wary of being doxed, and constructs a persona that is a mishmash of some of his real self and other details just to prevent anyone from getting a gist of who real identity
>Boy C pretends to be a girl, uses images of a girl from Facebook from some non-English speaking country who abundantly posted years ago as his own photos so that others couldn't reverse search it, at first he does so out of a self-proclaimed boredom, but eventually he grows to enjoy the attention to an obsessive degree. With the assistance of a voice modulating software he can convincingly voice chat like a girl. He starts playing A & B against each other, getting both to vie for his attention
>The server owner is an enigmatic, online security-obsessed dude who has deduced the real identities of all three boys, and sometimes will slip very cryptic clues to boys A & B about the truth of C, ultimately this amounts to nothing aside from some pointless speculation
>Boy C knows what boy A & B look like, and also know that they're going to be at an annual five-school event at a massive stadium, and he, being more of an adrenaline seeker than anything, decides to take photos of them from a distance and send it to them on discord
>Eventually boy A & B get suspicious, privately decide to conciliate with one another and find out what's going on with boy C
>Now that A & B have teamed up to try and unveil the truth, the server owner, on a whim, tells boy C what's going on and promises to help them
>The rest of the novel is just A & B fruitlessly trying to get leads and doing pedantic shit (asking C about makeup to see if (s)he gives convincing answers; (s)he does) all the while the server owner drives a wedge between them
>Conclusion is that nothing changes, boy A & B end up disliking each other again and once again vie for C's attention

Instead of everything going back to how it was, they should unironically discover the trap and THEN vie for the attentions

Man creates a daily YouTube vlog that continuously grows in popularity as his actions for the camera become more and more depraved because he becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush of millions of people watching him

I expect to read this novel some time in the next few years.

idea for a book - The Heir, a novel
protests against a totalitarian government run by corrupt bankers
the protesters burn down a bank branch in the capital center
but inside the second floor are a mother and child that have to be rescued as the flames spread
the fire is stopped bu the protesters kill the mother calling her a thief of the rich class
the child is almost killed too, named blood of the banker scum
but a good old man from the protesters decides to hide the child
and run away, the revolution succeeds and a republic is established
the change bringing death to many bankers including the father of the child
the old man upon learning this decides to take care of the small child as his own preserving as a souvenir a single shoe from the revolution day, the one having been lost on that same revolution day, in his country home with his family of 5 where the child is raised to become
an exceptionally intelligent and good child, but when the child turns 18 the old man decides on his deathbed
to tell the child who he is, jsut telling him he found him in the fire during the revolution and to give him a contact in the bank so he may claim his inheritance if he wishes the child ponders at first but then decides to go with it and finds it is the sole heir of an 18bln euro fortune
at first the child helps his family, though his money cant save his father, the father is dying at the age of 50, from a inexplicable radiation caused cancer, and decides to start some good initiatives instead of going to university, he leaves home also because his father who loved him the more in the family than the wife and his
non biological siblings, now that he is dead they seem distant and even envious after he has been told that he is the heir of a fortune
and he quickly becomes famous, that couple with the greedy servile snakes around the child
tunr the child despondent and eventually at the age of 22 - suicidal, the charities mostly fail

It's about a sentient tapir who steals people's novel ideas.

cont.
most of the "friends" of the new rich man are opportunist scum, the boy tells no one whose heir he is,
though the republic is successful and in a golden age, there is still disconent by the families of the thugs that were ousted from power
it is expressed in secret societies around the country, one of the snakes decides to put the heir in touch with such a society
which at firstpretent to dogood like superheroes but carefully and slowly corrupt the heir using drugs and pleasure to turn into a shadow
of his former intelligent good self, the heir then decides to fund their plot to overturn the country to flames and try to rebuild their tyranny from the ashes
he builds a strong army under his command which he will give to every single thug in the country to allow them to start the oganized crime rings and get in power
their planned strike is on the day of the revolution in the same building where the bank branch stood, which the thugs restored and build a restaurant called "Nathan Rothschild`s Deluxe Diner", the restaurant walls are lined with souvenirs from revolution day, as the heir and his accomplices dine on their lavish table
with the phone through which the heir will call his army and tell them to start the slaughters, they discuss the souvenirs, one of the souvenirs they see is a bar
of radioactive metal diguised in the shape of a spear that some insane billionaire from before the revolution had secretly kept in the bank in order to be able to build his own nuke if he wanted to, later on they notice a shoe, a charred cheap trainers shoe, as each is given the shoe when the heir gets to hold it he notices it is the exact same shoe model as the one his father had hung in their house, then he notices a wide hole on the bottom of the shoe, comparing it to the spear
the billionaires conclude that as the bank vault was raided the seemingly useless metal spear was left on the ground and one of the looters had impaled his foot on it
while running

The guy who posts this thread actually works for Penguin

cont.
the heir adds two and two together just before midnight strikes and heirs to make the call, stunned the heir walks away from the table with the phone
and orders his army to kill every single one of the billionaires they had been assigned to and then to disband and never contact each other or him again,
the army complies and as the heir returns the billionaires at his table are stunned to be taken from the table by masked men, the heir puts back in their boxes
the spear and the shoe as the billionaires are quickly shot outside and the masked men disappear, as the heir leaves he considers burning down the restaurant
and the building outside, however he hears the cry of a baby from the second floor open window above the restaurant,
the heir decides to rename the restaurant to his adoptive father`s name

>post your novel ideas
>posts whole novel

Neat idea

Could be interesting

A former soldier travels to the balkans to find those who killed his father, an everyday truck driver
During his journey he'll undercover something way bigger than him and face his own controversial past

>they find out boy C's identity and ambush them one day and fuck his butthole in the gym locker room.

Its a story about a guy who lives on the edge of the world in the most bumfuck no where part of his town that is slowly crumbling around him. he dosnt have a house, has no friends, most people around him are dying or dead from an illness that he's immune to. dosnt matter because all the doctors are dead. One day he climbs onto the rooftops and he sees proper daylight for the first time. And far far away he can see a huge tower. one that extends beyond the clouds. He decides to go to it and the story is about all the things he sees along the way which can be very regular and mundane to very abstract.

Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus

It's about robots and they live a repetitive lifestyle each day. Every chapter is a copy of the last. It's a very deep look into our society as a whole. You wouldn't understand it though. It's too deep.

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Apu is dead now so you're good to go

A courier tries to deliver a package. He ends up going on all sorts of adventures;
>Getting abducted by aliens
>Getting Party Van'd by two different governments at the same time, confusion follows
>Trying to escape a mob of drugged-up wild animals
>Trying to find the meaning of existence
Other stupid shit happens too if i ever write it
Lovely, Kafka should write this.

Fantasy. An early humanity setting where civilization is just beginning. Agriculture has become understood, and the first major cities are starting to form, and with it, conflict. PoV characters are a small band of mercenaries, including one from a human species that is male only, and who are your stereotypical barbarians mostly. Think oglaf's Kronar. Inbetween being guards and part of wars/conflict, they deal with changing morality of the times, religiosity and what the great variety of pantheons means and more such things.

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