What are ya

What are ya
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
Be kind and reply

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Yea Forums is down the road

cringe

I'm reading Gravity's Rainbow and eating some poo

It's 6 in the evening

I've never read any of the russian classics and deciding how to dive into that

>accidentally match someone named "Howard" on Tinder while my account is set to "looking for: women"
>Howard messages me first
>"We talk now"

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Masturbation is unhealthy.
You are a hedonist.
Cringe.

This. Yea Forums is now a separate entity from the rest of Yea Forums where people apparently hookup and go to parties and shit. You just have to read a lot of books.

Cringe and ascetic pilled.
You are a slave to your own perception of yourself

The degenerates at Yea Forums are unironically kinder and more well-adjusted than you try-hards. What's the point of all your reading if you are still so miserable and hateful?

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Dwarf fortress
N/A
Various - visions of the emortion
The fall
Running on empty
""
N/A
N/A

Abstinence has got nothing to do with self improvement, it is simply what is good for you

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Back to Yea Forums or Yea Forums please.

What the fuck is that

w-what?
I hope you're making shit up
you're guy better not be fucking actual chads irl

>>PLAYAN
N/A
>>WATCHAN
N/A
>>LISTENAN
N/A which is strange for me. I just don't have an urge :(
>>READAN
I just finished my books and I have to go to the bookstore to get more.
>>EATAN
Toast with fruit.
>>DRINKAN
Absinthe
>>FAPPAN
N/A
>>FEELAN
N/A_______

>CS:GO
>BoJack Horseman
>Kendrick Lamar (To Pimp A Butterfly)
>The Sound and The Fury, Selected Writings of Epictetus, and A Portrait of The Artist as a Young Man
>Popcorn
>Water
>POV Amateur Doggystyle
>Lonely

>the last game I played was animal crossing 6 weeks ago
>gonna go see Alita: Battle Waifu again before it leaves theaters
>earlier Alabama Shakes, now probably phish or a similar band
>Homage to Catalonia (about to begin)
>bean burritos cause lent
>yuengling and ommegang nirvana
>my wife
>cold and stoned

Hello.

I downvote: I upvote:

How do you feel about dwarf fortress coming to steam?
How is the absinthe? I've only had it in cocktails but drinking it straight seems pretty Yea Forums
>POV amateur doggystyle
A man of quality
>my wife
A man of quality

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Nothing
MAYBE DAS BOOT LATER, or some mecha anime
BADBADNOTGOOD
Fanged Noumena- Kant, Capital and the prohibition of incest
just finished some rotissery chicken with fries
ate some raw broccoli as well
Beer
Did it this morning. trying to stick to once a day

Feeling nice. Probably due to the beer

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>PLAYAN
rocket league
>WATCHAN
pandorum
>LISTENAN
ringo deathstarr
>READAN
about to start shade, the changing girl. last real book i read was the dispossessed by le guin
>EATAN
oatmeal w/ banana for breakfast
>DRINKAN
water
>FAPPAN
lesbian scene with gia derza and sabina rouge
>FEELAN
depressed, angry, tired

>How is the absinthe?
It took a few hours before I actually became drunk but it was cool watching it fizz up (you're supposed to drink it by letting sugar water drip into the spirit and that makes it cloudy). It tastes like licorice and nothing like alcohol which was very nice. Which wasn't very nice is it reminded me of medicine I used to drink when I was a wee little one so I'll probably only drink it on holidays (I only drank it because it was st. Patrick's day and it's green).

Just finished Catch-22 (I know, too late) and feel sad because it's over.

How do you attention-seeking faggots sleep at night knowing that you're actively contributing to the decline of Yea Forums by encouraging garbage feels threads?

nothing
some guy playing nier automata
the sounds of nier automata and the the guy talking
nothing
nothing
nothing
nothing
nothing

It's always like this.
We've been through it other times.
Thel it collapse and we'll be back to normal when the week ones will kill themselves, and the mid wits will get they don't belong here ,
The good posters will be back soon

i have trouble sleeping but it's not because i'm shitting up some board on Yea Forums

>implying the post Yea Forums girls :3 books about big tiddie virgins xD are any better
*dabs on your corpse*
Nigga

shut up newfaggot stop trying to "fit in" anonymously you tryhard retard

shut up.
Not him but even calling someone a newfag is a clear sign of you being a midwit 4channer.
fuck off

>s-stop using memes 4channers
>especially pointing out obvious non-lurking retards
>don't you know how cringe I think that looks?
Shut the fuck up astroturfing tranny. Go wash your mouth out with mercury you worthless simpering literal bitch

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How about you get a pump and try to empty your pussy ass face of that gallong of seminal fluid you call a brain, you human mulligan.
I know what I'm talking about you stupid bitch, who the fuck do you think you are, literal mongoloid.
It would take less to drive a flock of volkswagens through your asshole then get you to admit you are a fucking teen memester cretin.
What you think is wit, I call retardation.
Off yourself, unwieldy pile of shit carved in human shape.

Btw astroturfing?
Are you stupid

tl;dr

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Ran myself a bubble bath and I’m sipping peppermint tea and shitposting at the moment. Gonna read some of Infinite Jest in a moment. Just eaten a big pizza. Going to go upstairs and watch LOTR after this, but need to finish doing a bit of laundry first. Finally asked out a qt from work and she’s coming over for Netflix and chill tomorrow, so have been cleaning the place today.

Fuck you.

>m

What?

Enjoy your bath and remember washing behingd you ears!

Thank you user, I will remember!