What are the implications of this for the plot of the Harry Potter epic saga? Do you think Dumbledore saw in Harry something that reminded him of his old flame? So do you think Dumbledore was the catcher or the pitcher? This also brings me back to a passage from one of based Evola's works (quoted below); I wonder to what extent J.K. Rowling purposely encoded metaphysical symbolism concerning higher states in Harry Potter, brimming as they are with esoteric and occult knowledge; may we perhaps speculate about Dumbledore "initiating" young Harry in the cloisters of the Headmaster's Office?
>There is a whole ritual related to anal penetration through the narrow door that opens on the labyrinth (in the man, the intestine). In Tantric Yoga, the center of Ganesha, the guardian of the gates, is in the region of the rectum. The male organ, if it penetrates directly into the zone of the coiled energy (Kundalini), can allow to awaken it brutally and to cause states of illumination and sudden perception of transcendent realities. This is why this act can play an important role in initiation. "This explains a rite of male initiation, widespread among primitive peoples, though rarely reported by Western observers ..., in which adult male insiders have sex in the anus with novices ... The custom of this kind can be very much at the basis of the homosexual eroticism encouraged so strongly by the Greeks in the classical period. This act is one of the accusations made against the Dionysian organizations by their detractors, and against certain initiatory groups in the Christian and Islamic world
>be JK >write a series of books for children >great success, many young fans >spend the following years tweeting about the sex lives of your characters anybody else find it all a bit gross?
Oliver Flores
Not when you realize how pedophiliac the PC brigade is
Andrew Richardson
the fanbase grew up and she kept giving them what they asked for
also chekt ur trip-dubs
Evan Gutierrez
This bitch is so clearly jumping on the PC brand. The series always had the progressive ideas of sorts but she neither had care nor reason to write half the stupid canon she has produced on Twitter and in interviews these past few years.
Why were there no midgets or people in wheelchairs in Hotwarts? There were midgets and people in wheelchairs in my school. At least midgets, like, okay, I understand magic making wheelchairs obsolete but what about midgets? I'm sure some of them didn't want to take the polliwog potion to turn into tall people and preferred to be small.
Adam Martin
Sounds like confirmation bias
Jacob Thomas
Midgets and wheeliepeople don't qualify for magic duh
Charles Butler
why is she doing this? why wh ywh
Carson Cruz
She's just on the right side of history for this
Colton Baker
They were transabled, you fucking bigot.
Christopher Campbell
>tfw you mom was right when she told you those harry potters books were no good and just a gateway to occult shit like witchcraft and an invitation to homosexuality and things that go against the values of the church >tfw you should had listen to her and just read Aristotle instead
>J.K Rowling confirms Hagrid is black >J.K Rowling confirms Voldemort was genderfluid >J.K Rowling confirms Harry has a foot fetish >J.K Rowling confirms Neville is a furry >J.K Rowling confirms Flitwick is a pedophile >J.K Rowling confirms McGonagall is a TERF lesbian >J.K Rowling confirms Snape was vegan What's next?
Tyler Jones
No, one is 115 years old, the other is a teenager
Charles Long
Didn't she steal from earthsea?
Jack Campbell
ha, my mum said the same things. Shame I was to arrogant and stupid. She was right about everything, if only I had listened :(
She got addicted to being a progressive poster girl. But obviously in recent years the qualifications for that became more strict. Just having wide range of believable characters of both sexes from all strives of life isn't enough anymore. Your entire cast needs to be freaks and obscure identities now if you want to get any brownie points.
She tried to write new stories, but they all sucked and nobody wanted to read them. So she decided to retcon the shit out of her magnum opus instead.
Parker Kelly
A more interesting question: why are Anglos so fucking braindead?
Mason Taylor
did these actually happen or are these your guesses?
Ethan Morales
>J.K Rowling confirms Harry has a foot fetish
This would make Yea Forums pardon all her misdeeds.
Kayden Murphy
How do you know they weren't all midgets?
Aiden Howard
People are fucking stupid, and Anglos are the most people out of anyone.
Logan Ramirez
It's also very likely that both Harry and Ron have a foot fetish, desu. I mean, hanging out with Ms Perfect Feet all the time...
Benjamin Nelson
YA pop fiction is basically the literary equivalent of MDMA for kids; don't feel bad.
Tyler Perry
Because of Henry VIII who killed logos in England.
Josiah Jackson
Thank you
Isaac Williams
I think it reached peak surreal when she made up that thing about them shitting their pants
Luke Morris
Anyone got the JK Rowling mom posts? You know what I’m talking about
Adrian Jones
What the fuck this is real
Jayden Martinez
You do realize le muddleblood vs pure wizard thing is supposed to be commentary on mixed race vs white, right? Harry Poofter was always sjwshit retards.
Justin Nguyen
She said that until like the 1800s wizards would literally just shit on the floor in a corridor and magic it away once they were done.
I can't be bothered to find it, but the tweet is out there.
Jordan Ross
Funny how J.K. Rowling failed in everything she did after Harry Potter. Those two books (I can't remember the titles) are shit. The Fantastic Beasts films are shit. That play is shit...
Grayson Sanders
Yeah. She became an internet star, that's why. Social networks are probably the worst enemies of a writer.
Logan Ortiz
I think she wrote Harry Potter while being a poor single mother. Writers need struggle to write something interesting. Rich people who have everything they could ever want are just not interesting.
Cooper Sanchez
I’m pretty sure it’s obvious she sucked the dick of some higher authority in order to get her work placed where she got it.
I mean, society was really in the shitter at that time. She must have ACTUALLY gotten some authority figure to just drop trou and go to town so we could all read Harry Potter.
Christopher Torres
True Truems’t Truestmd’ve
Cameron Foster
Sounds like leftist bullshit, son. It's not about economic wealth, it's about success in the society of mass media and spectacle. The internet has clearly made her a lazy inept woman unable to focus on her core self and inner life.
Ryder Thompson
Hahahaha holy shit thats so fucking retarded
Aiden Brooks
>What are the implications of this for the plot of the Harry Potter epic saga? None. 1. This is extratextual bullshit. 2. It's not new, she already implied this addition before. 3. You are a faggot and should kill yourself for caring or pretending to care about Harry Potter. Instead of concentrating on things that are of worth, you go out of your way to find shit that triggers you and the rest of Yea Forums.
It's not funny. It was to be expected. You see grey clouds, you expect rain. You see a talentless hack making it big by a stroke of luck, you don't expect them to become talented all of a sudden.
Jayden Davis
Kek
Jayden Hall
> You see a talentless hack making it big by a stroke of luck, you don't expect them to become talented all of a sudden This, frankly.
Well I think it is struggle in general that creates interesting stories. People trying to get over something hard. That's when people figure out new insights or get new perspectives. When they rebuild their character to deal with the new reality. Or maybe they fail and they lose the struggle.
It doesn't have to be financial trouble in particular, though that's obviously a strong motivating factor for change. In this particular case I think she became a rich boring old lady who sits in her mansion all day long and reads social media.
Jonathan Johnson
Turgenev and Tostoy disagree. Jokes aside, I think she's an one-hit wonder writer like Sigrid Undset.
David Rogers
Yeah, that's it. I agree with you.
Lincoln Jackson
It’s in the history of the Harry Potter universe. Apparently some crazy stupid shit happened back then and they just got toilets in time for the group masturbation sessions
Wyatt Mitchell
>what you tweet and say during interviews adds up to what is written in a literary work This is pure retardation
She isn't pretty enough to suck dick. No one would want her. She just got lucky that's all.
Alexander Morris
flitwick was a midget.
Austin Ortiz
Wrong one, I think
Christian Collins
What's PC?
Bentley White
Do you rape your pets?
Caleb Ross
Personal Computer
Logan Barnes
I can't even tell anymore.
Ryder Morales
President's Choice
Jayden Young
>gay man plotted to kill orphan boy wow so progressive
Nicholas Hughes
Pet care
Elijah Nelson
Philharmonic Composer
Nathaniel Evans
Bullshit man. In the 90s, she was a smoking blonde. Fuck yeah she sucked dick. She sucked dick all the way to the top! Her first two names might as well have been Just Kum
Joseph King
Penis Consulate
Josiah Russell
Peace Corps
Ryder Ward
How did a woman this fucking bad at world building manage to create the single most popular YA series in the world? Pretty much the only good thing you can say about it is "well, at least it's not Eragon"
Robert Hughes
>leftist bullshit >society of the spectacle I don't know why I come here
John Bailey
Pop Culture
Chase Green
>tfw you should had listen to her and just read Aristotle instead Wow, your mom sounds hot.
Daniel White
Porn Connoisseur
Landon Gutierrez
Ignore the other replies. They're trolling. PC = Popular Culture.
Parker Morales
That's not called "growing up". That's called degenerating. The children not interested in these topics are more mature than the 'grown-up' adults such as yourself that are.
Gabriel Collins
P weird that she writes bad fanfics about her own books.
>Sounds like leftist bullshit, son. It's not about economic wealth, it's about success in the society of mass media and spectacle.
actually there's a very high correlation between being rich and having nothing to say, even for those much more cultivated than Rowling. Artists have to be keenly aware of their own and others' suffering, being well off tends to obviate that. Rich people with creative mojo usually have a big skeleton in their closet, like they were raped as a kid or something.
Connor Taylor
Why couldn't she establish this shit WHEN SHE WROTE THE FUCKING STORY? Revealing this shit makes it come off as forced "woke" BS. What's next? Oh, Peter Pettigrew is a trans-rat? Tonks is a dog fucker? Moaning Myrtle is transgender? McGonigal is asexual? Charlie is a dragophile?
Brandon Wright
LOL true. And Filch retarded.
Jacob Thompson
There were no midgets or people with wheelchairs at any of my schools.
Angel Myers
>i will never grow up in a comfy boarding school in the beautiful british highlands >instead i grew up in boring suburbia
I went to a British-style boarding school in Africa. It fucking sucked.
Anthony Watson
>in Africa do tell if you can
Nicholas Bailey
>Born in Zimbabwe >Be 10 >Home schooled >Read Harry Potter >Fuck yeah, Hogwarts is awesome >Be 11, get sent to boarding school >Awesome, I'm going to make friends, go on adventures, meet girls >Nope.png >School fucking sucks >Don't know how to interact with kids my age >Teachers are good, but I'm struggling and they just keep going >Constantly homesick >Sports are mandatory, as are afternoon clubs (chess, debate, snake handling, choir, etc...) >Have to support First Team (the top school teams) whenever they're playing, which means standing around singing for 3 hours >Daily inspections >Prefects hand out punishments >Certain teachers hand out corporal punishment >I spend as much time in the library as I can just to avoid interacting with others >Still get in trouble because I forgot a few prefects' names (you have to know all of them, plus a list of other things) >Family emigrates at the end of the year so I start at a British government school a few months later >Hate it there too, for different reasons
Maybe if I'd stayed the full six years I would have learned to fit in, but fuck me if I wasn't praying for the day I left that place every single night. Looking back, there was a lot of stuff there that Yea Forums would probably adore, but I was completely unable to appreciate it at the time.
The school was Peterhouse Boys in case you want to check it out.
Charles Brown
HP isn't really a children's series at all. Its popularity plays on JK setting up an innocent and playful world to defile. The fandom revolves around the perverse enjoyment of seeing this whimsical world be subjected to grotesque tortures. Like poor Neville: he started out as the fat comic relief character - the twist is that his parents were literally tortured into dementia, which is a burden that has destroyed his life. That's what they mean when they say HP is "nuanced" or "morally complex": it's an arena where moral innocence is produced in order to be destroyed for the audience's enjoyment
Chase Miller
you might like Portrait of the artist as a young man by the big J.
Caleb Young
god i wish that were me
Josiah Torres
that sucks man i'm really sorry to hear that in zimbabwe of all places, you know africa has its own school in the HP universe?
Lucas Ward
I stopped reading them after the fifth book and read none of the extra material so no, I didn't know that. What culture did she base it off of? In my experience, Africans are terrified of magic and anything related to the paranormal. We had a lot of problems with our workers when a witch doctor briefly shacked up on our farm.
That could be a really cool setting for a story if JK wasn't so afraid of upsetting her sheltered audience. African magic is pretty fucked up.
Isaiah Butler
I feel this sharply. It pinpoints the exact type and quantity of my disgust towards her. >Tonks is a dog fucker? well, she's a werewolf fucker to be precise, but she is on Team Knot. Boy try american public schools (in our meaning it's the free government provided ones for poorfags and retards) in a black majority district. I took classes in trailers. Half the girls got pregnant before graduating. kids sold weed out of their backpacks. daily fights. we had about 12 bomb scares and numerous false fire alarm pulls. in elementary school it turned out one of my teachers was dicking all the 6-8th grade girls. he was my favorite teacher too.
Asher Sullivan
The author's dead sweetheart you retards are always telling nazis that they should appreciate post structuralist and Frankfurt critiques and here you are bitching when they do. God lefties are such sniveling womanly worms.
Nathan Phillips
I'm not surprised that you feel like you're playing catch-up. You are.
Chase Robinson
Wow, this literature board sure spends a lot of its time talking about a book series for children.
Lincoln Cox
>Yer a wiza- oh sorry one second >BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP OOOOOO AAAAH >Much better, Excrementus Vanishilus >You're a wizard Harry!
Nicholas Allen
Poo cup
Bentley Garcia
I despise women
Landon Hernandez
how did nobody check these dubtrips
Carson Martin
i read fantasy and sci-fi for manchildren to relax myself after getting redpilled hard by Dr. Peterson
>J. K. Rowling reveals it was all just a dream >Harry Potter died sad and alone under that staircase
Lucas Gonzalez
I accept the "she was using a form of coded communication, known to her through her reading of Golden Age British detective fiction, to convey dumbledore's sexuality to readers who would recognize the signs" explanation. But the real issue is that she was using code at all and not just explicitly stating it. She needed to rely on giving herself an out both ways (plausibly being able to deny or confirm it) which is cowardly in and of itself.
Nolan Taylor
Look how low you've come. A frogposter no less.
Charles James
Penis Cleaning
Gabriel Wright
>a literary tour de force
Nathan Bennett
I don't buy this at all. I have yet to see any of those "coded messages" in the books about Dumbledore being gay. I think she just made that shit up after the fact. Just like she said Hermione wasn't supposed to be white, despite there being text passages and drawing that prove it.
Mason Ward
She is the primary reason I don't respect female authors.
>rowling confirms that flamboyant man who was never in a relationship with a woman but in his teens was in a very close relationship with another boyo is gay
this is /pol/'s response let that sink in
Michael Kelly
>was never in a relationship with a woman but in his teens was in a very close relationship with another boyo is gay None of this is confirmed so much as decided on a whim somewhere down the line. She flirted with the idea of changing Hermione's race. It's really not very meaningful and primarily done for publicity.
Blake Sanchez
No, it's Yea Forums's response. You are on Yea Forums user. Do you have problems with basic orientation?
>who was never in a relationship with a woman Not really said anywhere in the books. We don't know anything about Snape's sex life either. I guess he must be a furry or a pedophile since you are allowed to insert anything you want in a hole in characterization and claim it was there all along.
The gay dumbledore wasn't the only virtue signaling retcon either. Hermione is apparently not white despite evidence to the contrary in writing and concept art.
By the way Isaac Newton never was in a relationship either and supposedly died a virgin.
Henry Rodriguez
>he was my favorite teacher too. your mad because he didn't dick you're ass
James Garcia
big truth
Jaxson Diaz
>By the way Isaac Newton never was in a relationship either and supposedly died a virgin. If Einstein, Feynman, Schrödinger, etc. hadn't had relationships either we would have a colony in Tau Ceti by now.
John Williams
Penile Circumcision
Dylan Nelson
Are you german? One of those nth generation nazis?
Thomas Rodriguez
Old meme, but it still gives me a chuckle
Jace Lee
Polyphonic Chant
Justin Green
>gus johnson hola reddit
Michael Wilson
my favourite was the post-release factoid that all wizards simply shit and piss where they stand and use magic to make it disappear lol
i really like that
Matthew Thomas
kinda wanna try anal now desu
how do i do it without getting aids?
John King
That's the thing, it's a total crap shoot
;^)
Brandon Gonzalez
H
Evan Fisher
you're gonna want lotion. "How much" you might ask, well, more than what you're thinking
Jacob Price
ikr? everything i dont like is reddit too
Caleb Hughes
Didn't she (later down the line) say that there is no true muggle-born wizard and that every """muggle""" wizard just has some distant and unknown wizard family members? Basically, Slytherin was right about everything.
Benjamin Rodriguez
I kinda felt as though that was implied from the books, even if she did say that.
Colton Flores
Peripheral Cortex
Jayden Walker
Getting fucked in the ass sounds pretty awesome according to Evola
Brayden Lewis
people need to let this series die already...
Matthew Cook
This, smart people must stop having fun and wasting their time on useless whores.
Owen Wright
poop cum
Gavin Wright
>Getting fucked in the ass sounds pretty awesome according to Evola Evola was unironically based and woke
Josiah Cook
Papal Certificate
Jeremiah Howard
If there was no plumbing back when Hogwarts was built, why is the Chamber of Secrets entrance in the bathroom?
