The television shuts down; it's all black again: here, the Infinite Jest ends

>The television shuts down; it's all black again: here, the Infinite Jest ends...
WTF! Is this the way to close your "masterpiece"? David Foster Wallace is a HACK. You guys memed me.

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>the real Infinite Jest was the friends we made along the way
No wonder he killed himself

>after every gravity storm there's a gravity rainbow
seriously Pynchon?

>Haha that was great! What do you call yourselves?
>The Brother's Karamazov

Seriously Dostoevsky?

Actually hilarious.

These rarely kill me but this one did

>The sheep were very quiet, Starling sat back and enjoyed
>The Silence of the Lambs

>The sentence was read aloud; Raskolnikov hunched his back and tears streamed down from his face. What he had done was a Crime and Punishment would soon follow.
I knew Tolstoy was better.

>Oepida settled back, to await the Crying of Lot 49

Really Pynchon?

Way to go, making up an instance of this bullshit to try and fit in. Try actually reading a book sometime, loser.

i think u mean
>crying lot of 49

>Ye and so they rode on thusly, a meridian of blood.

Why do people read americans again?

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Hey guys I'm European here's my European opinion please respect me

It has been the decline and fall of western civilization

>Making endings up in order to make a meme on an anime forum
Kys

>And thus I ventured to a land different from which I was born in, for some I was the foreigner, as some might call it, the stranger.
Nice meme Mr Camus

>When it was over the number of women murdered was in the thousands.
>Yes but how many exactly?
>2666.
Dropped it right there

>Winston looked at the calendar to check the year, it was 1984

>and that, dear reader, is the story of the death of ivan ilyich
lev you bastard

you had 1000 other pages to realize it was shit

>not limiting yourself to nothing but the finest oeuvre of Brazilian brap porn

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Lot 49 be cry

'My god', he exclaimed 'I truly have become an The Idiot!'

Dosto pls

>Leopold Bloom goes back home and find Molly's naked body laying on the couch, with semen splashed all over her face and cum dripping out of her cunt. He ignores the vision and goes to the bathroom. Today was a hard day huh. You could say it was an Odyssey, and i was the Ulysses of it, he thought.
Yea Forums made me read 1000 pages of this TRASH. I'll never read another book recommended by you guys.

>"What year are we truly living in?" asked Winston.
>Julia bit her lip and looked up at the sky. "1984."

Huxley's way better than this fucking hack.

>But really, William was nothing more than another stoner.
Fucking hack

>Well, I come from New York City, and killing people makes me go. I guess you can say I'm an American Psycho.

fucking bret easton ellis man

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>Quentin looked around at the world, at its chaos and agony, and realized that within the soul of humanity lies the sound and the fury.
Who decided that Faulkner is good

>Heathcliff, the rugged explorer and occasional second-fiddle to Garfield, stood atop the craggy peak, battered by the winds. Thus he named his new discovery "Wuthering Heights."
There's autism, and then there's autism.

>and thus the rape continued
>btw my post number will end in 3666

>The offing was barred by a black bank of clouds, and the tranquil waterway leading to the uttermost ends of the earth flowed sombre under an overcast sky – seemed to lead into the heart of an immense darkness

>And so Pechorin rode off into the sunset, having truly become a hero of our time
I want my rubles back, Lermontov

Kek

>After waiting in line at the DMV all day, he went off in search of lost time
I knew proust was a hack

>Lomax, my dude! This weed is dank as fuck man, I really am a Stoner!

Uh... what?

>So this is it huh? Some kind of Blood Meridian.
Closed the book right there.

Come on, at least try to make it believable.

DUDE

>I look at the photos. So much red. The end of Alice.
Not bad, Homes

"I now know how to tame a shrew"
Lmao this nigga the best English has to offer?

>Hamlet: Fare thee well Rosencrantz and Guildenstern for I shall return to my hamlet

Rly?

>In the end we truly were a Romeo and Juilet

GROAN. Can't believe they make you read this stuff in school no wonder adults are mostly illiterate

>And this, as they say, was the end of his odyssey.
Start with the Greeks my ass