Gf told me she wanted to read Venus in Furs and strongly suggested I get it for her birthday

>gf told me she wanted to read Venus in Furs and strongly suggested I get it for her birthday
What do lads

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the only thing a man can do in this world, user.

Aww what a gentleman!

suckle her feminine penis.

Lick her pusy

dam she cute
would tie her shoes any day

Buy her Juliette instead!

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>flip phone
bet she aint cute anymore

oof

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Ask her to peg you

is that tom kenny?

Yep

She pegs me every once in a while, we also experiment with chastity devices.
We were gonna try cuckolding but couldn't find anybody she liked (we live in a very white town).

No black bull?

nobody is that much of a cuck

Yeah unfortunately. She really wanted to get blacked. I was excited for her. Nothing is more of a turn on than raising a mulatto baby

OP Here this isn't me. The most we've done is a little foot worship

Try Ass worship. It doesn't actually taste bad, trust me.

Nothing wrong with admitting uncomfortable truths user

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Seems like a good way to get sick though user. It is kind of a turn on to suckle the place where her greasy turds slide out

Not if she has decent hygiene. Also, it tastes beef lightly boiled in a mushroom gravy with a slight metallic (but in a good way) hint.

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how'd they get him in that bottle?

with EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attractive women get better with age.

Pretended to be cool over the internet?

lmao

True, but only up until their early to mid thirties or. It's just all downhill from there.

Peak attractiveness is from 15-25

...

>15
Mate, what the fuck is wrong with you >

Unironic state of Yea Forums

lol pedo

t. Samefag
If she bleeds she breeds

Do you realize that 16 is legal in most of the world, including most US states? Yes, it's abusive and manipulative to have a relationship with someone that age as an adult, but with significant age gaps that doesn't suddenly end at 18 or 21. Finding people in that age range attractive is pretty normal, even if it would be weird to act on it.

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I don't think you, as a grown man, should be legally allowed to fuck 15 year old girls because they're fucking retarded but you can't deny that they are extremely attractive.

I think you might have missed the point, since I assume your position is "18 is okay and 15 is despicable": 18 is still wrong once you're over 25.

Also, this.

You don’t need to get after he asshole user, just massage and smooch the booty

exhipit b

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In theory yes
In practice no

I did it once but the girl was notorious for exchanging favors for sex, so I had a shot. Then my friends cockblocked me, the assholes.

That’s a dude

Book recs for convincing women to dominate you?

>Friends save you from AIDS
>Assholes
Smh

Come on I would have used a condom.

>sex with a condom
literally what's the point

30 year old women are also fucking retarded tho

That's not really worshiping it now is it?

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Post feet

If she doesn't have a bidet, well, of course you shouldn't do it.

17 is legal pops

No they're mine

buy her the dang book, it's an amazing novella
maybe get her story of the eye too, another erotic novella

Buy a copy of Venus in Furs and Submission and swap the covers.

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be a man and tell her its crap and thats a silly book to get, she'll respect you 10x more than if you actually got it

I mean its only wrong if you exploit them for cheap sex and then leave them broken. If you were to marry her, raise a family and take good care of her, I don't see a problem.

Thanks for the thread.
Just ordered Venus in Furs. Going to read it myself first, and then make my gf read it.

I want her to crush my balls in a vice tho

it was crap
i prefer stories where the woman likes the man for being submissive

She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick,
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick.

It ends by showing that the inevitable outcome of femdom is cuckoldry.

Oh god oh god I'm so fantastic

That's what everyone want to do with every cute girl but it almost never works out like that

Get it for her. It's a decent book. Doesn't necessarily mean she's gonna start domming you.
And, even if she does start domming you, there's a lot of fun to be had in the world of femdom that does not involve her losing respect for you as a man or cucking you.
Much of what I do with my gf in this genre of kink actually sort of glorifies me. Buff manly skin under rope and leather, hard cum dripping cock straining to fuck, teasing up until I'm released and then she gets her brains pounded out.
Either way make sure you're having fun.

>implying the average leftlib knows anything about stirner

>implying average people matter in discussions on political theory/philosophy

if that's a dude then i'm gay as fuck

considering how many women of all ages have mental illness, the available pool of legitimate consent-giving sexual partners is actually pretty small

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come on, she's barely 15 user

>not Justine

You were always gay as fuck

Based an asspilled

>implying that you are anything but an average, meme-raised pleb

>ywn be dominated by three slutty negresses

checked, faggot.

WTF! What shitty shoes! Bitch go no style.

That seems like something that would be pretty easy to make happen, if you really cared that much. There's a fuckton of Black dominatrixes and their rates tend to be lower than the White ones. You could probably set up for a full day session with all 3 of them for well under $1000.

>dude just pay for it lmao
lol
money>women

come back when your sister wants you to read The Cement Garden
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film adaptation's sick

Sweet home Alabama. Neck yourself user.

>Legality and morality are the same thing
Law is nothing but a human, all too human bastardisation of divine morality.

Why haven't you fucked your sister and experienced the purest form of love yet, user? She's practically begging for it.

Based and pic related pilled

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>16-22
fixed

>t ends by showing that the inevitable outcome of femdom is cuckoldry.


TFW I have femdom cuckold fetish

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holy based...I want more!

its from 17-23 sweaty (used to be until 26-27 but makeup and rampant female alcoholism have changed this)

Everyone here is obsessed with women yet have never had a girlfriend

See a correlation yet?

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Femdom can be a lot of fun and usually doesn't lead towards cuck nonsense (aka how to torpedo a relationship). My GF and I play around with chastity and her tying me up, but also likes when I physically overpower her and fuck her brains out. The thrill for her is sort of like having a caged beast under your control rather than some pathetic beta boy like you see in femdom porn.