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this thread makes me feel like my brain is getting prolapsed

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nigger nigger nigger nigger
bitch money nigger nigger
welfare nigger crack nigger
nigger 80IQ nigger

Am I doing it right?

first I park my car
SWAG!
then I fuck yo bitch
SWAG SWAG
swag like wonton soup
SWAG
that's just how I do

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desu

lmao

that was pretty good. Especially the part where you withheld the rhyme and finished it on the beginning of the next bar.

This is great. You should consider becoming an actual rapper if you're not one already.

thanks

I've been going to Brickhouse and DD Mao but that new one on Main called Sing Sing is actually kind of decent, despite what it looks like at first glance.

Kino

LMAO that was good bro

you aaiight whitey

I'm on a boat and you can call me Ishmael,
Grindin on the street lookin for some fish tail
Huntin' the white whale yeah you can catch me dreamin'
cos i'm squishin all this sperm with my motherfuucking seamen

That dfw reaction folder thoo!! You sound like a smarter version of one of my friends irl. Keep blooming user, drugs are bad

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nigger is black
that is pretty whack
i think im gunna pop a cap
in the gap
where i chat
maybe ill just go fap
is that a rap?

Well, since every post is binding, you have been reported faggot

Yeah! That's the beat right there
I'm about to black out with a hundred bars on some professional shit, so don't try this at home, yo
Yo, yo, yo

[Verse 1]
My style of rhymin' is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize it's all about timing
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin' African voodoo science
In front of twenty feet bonfires lookin' skyward calculating May 5, 2000
The nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big-ass "Canibus Comin' Soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin' me and they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed, crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin' for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga, signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off-scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin' niggas, confusin' niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack niggas wanna be down but it's not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I'll bust your shit, swell your lip bigger than Bubba's shrimp
For acting tough and shit, what a wimp
You giant Goliath, niggas get shot with a rubber sling
I'm an experiment gone bad
My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin' mad
Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the Florence flask in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab explode
And you get stabbed with all the flyin' glass
Trained to blow up commercial aircraft, trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last
I put him in a leather mask, spray his ass with a can of pepper gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
Nigga, pick a tougher task, see who the fuck'll last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin' iron up the ass
You need to recognize
My hand is quicker than the eye, quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than nine lives, infinite rhymes that can't die
A nigga with a divine mind
I dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dimes
Dividin' myself into hundred ten times
You can't deny the offerin's I offer
Flows that glow with auroras that sparkle like water
Fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MC's, then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin' it on since I been born and I'm a live long
And I'm a be gettin' it on 'till I'm gone
Look at all the stages I been on, all the songs that I spit on
I took an oath to rip everything I get on

A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndrome
In the wrist bones from gripping microphones this long
I'm just a small fish in a big pond
And gets pissed off, whenever I get picked on
Nigga try to flip and get flipped on
My army march a million strong, like the Nation of Islam with suede Timbs on
Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles
A lyrical lynch mob
Shittin' on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on
Duckin' down low like we in 'Nam fightin' the Viet Cong
Screamin' "Incoming!" when I see a bomb
Speak to your leader, surrender your arms
You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
And 200,000 more to even look hard
You better drop your flag and withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
And smash y'all, attach y'all to the back of my horse
And drag y'all across the motherfuckin' asphalt
Nine out of ten niggas is frauds
You know who you are, always talkin' about your bitches and your cars
Your jewelry and your girls, it's like we from two different worlds
You motherfuckers really get on my nerves
'Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit
I close my eyes when I freestyle, so I could read what prints across them
Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience
To barbecue your brain organs
You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven
I flame broil suckers then hit 'em with some more shit, the raw shit
Call my reinforcements, the Four Horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit
I dare a motherfucker to cross it
I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin'
Tell him it's important, tell him to call Sting three way and sing a chorus
Break your camcorders, so you motherfuckers can't record it
Call the news, I'll kill your reporters
Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers
Fuck the soft shit and fuck what y'all think
My album's gold cause my album was the bomb shit
Y'all niggas got your ass beat, 'cause you asked for it
Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid
'Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys
You fuck 'em in the ass, then you give 'em cash for it
That's some sick shit homeboy
A hundred years ago they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud
You fraudulent, feminine, fragile as a feather is
With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton
You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence?
You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship
You need to shut the fuck up, cause your breath stink
Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints
Battlin' me, you never win
You thought you was the only nigga, that could sneak a weapon in? Nigga, guess again
Cause after I'm finished wreckin' this shit
I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henny and go fuck a lesbian

and you've been reported for drop the f-bomb, nigger

This is a song I've been trying to sell unsuccessfully to Drake

[Verse 1]
Eating on ass in the city
That's why my breath taste so shitty
Dumb white bitch's area code 450
You know that I don't touch her clitty

[Chorus]
Gucci dick, gucci dick (I don't care about keeping the coochie slick, coochie slick)
x2

[Verse 2]
With the white women (ooo)
I just don't keep the same repertoire
Impregnate jus' a ton
Side bitch's texts they stay ignore
It's not just about the sex
It's mainly about the race war
Yeah Addidon wasn't the only one
Millions of interracial babies
With a preprogram to impregnate as many whites as possible

[Chorus]

[outro ft. Frank Ocean]

Goddess please bless my own labia beef
And speed to my gash sturdy flaps as its wreath
Do spirit our cunts from all sexual grief
And to you we promise our every climax and queef

Your powers make the glisten inside of our sheath
And in your name we sing these pleasures beneath
Though soggy and soiled our snatches and flaps
There's none so holy as our va-jay-jay gaps
We seek only those phalli that draw such applause
Without foreskin or blemish or circulatory flaws
Into our vaginal maws we stuff them to gorge
And deliver the Fempire by this our yonic forge

Goddesses of the Yonic, help my words I do pray
So that to herstory comes news of such sexual fray
Where coital mileage dwarfed the greatest whores of yore
And grizzled each my sisters' chaste peaches to gore

These sisters won such great acclaim by their story
Their spread legs and agape cheeks beckoning Glory
Barely battened crowds were thusly mad with lust
Setting upon any woman like the wind's fickle gust
To our sisters bodies the men drew their best pucker
To kiss, lick and win the best body-part sucker
But woe to those tongues that knew any taste of our snizz
And suffered no allergies when sprayed with female fizz
Because darkly hides a monster in each our cunt floccules
A certain face-melting alights from but one globule

powerful and brave

bodykit in my foreign whip, gasoline
I'm zero-three or I'm ninety-six, I smoke nicotine
28-inch rims in my foreign whip
I turn on DVD, turn on DVD, DVD

this is fucking great man, made my night
it's 11pm...

both lit and Yea Forums

Very realistic depiction of an average intelligence /pol/tard, impressive.

incredible

>Flow like the blood of Abraham through the Jews and the Arabs.
>Broken apart, like a woman's heart; abused in a marriage.

Incremental gains
On my existential pains
Got a thot with a bit of brains
Yo dem tits Makin me insane

Glorious rhymes that I do spit
Fallin out my being like a shit
Yo wife be on my dick
Letting me lick up on that clit

When I ain’t grinding I’m reading books
Art hoes be given me looks
In them cozy bookstore nooks
Bumpin my catchy fuckin hooks

So can’t you see I’m perfect?
Can’t you see I’m worth it?
Can’t you see all then slutty art hoes
On my dick they don’t deserve it?

*drops mic*

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You have a rapper's voice

U already kno what it is

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kek

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I want a girl who sucks dick enthusiastically
will give up the ass for me
fuck her throat, its tracheotomy

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