Tfw stoicism and minimalism was right all along

I'm sorry user but reading Kerouac motivated me to get /fit/, make money and use women, and I'm sure that if you don't spend more than 5 hours a day on this shithole site, in couple years time you'll make that progression too

Dude, I get tons of pussy. I’m in a frat.

BOOB

>/fit/
The gayest board on Yea Forums.

>just shut up, I don't want to hear about how mercilessly forgotten you are by god
>my life is good and I don't want to be reminded of any bad things. no bad thoughts ever!
>just go out and be nice to people; if you just put yourself out there you'll find someone eventually--that's literally gow asinine my cognitive abilities are
>oh, still alone? well it's literally your fault for being repulsive! kys

So you're willing to recognize you're not actually from here.
Go back to your shithole boards

That’s why he mentioned reading Kerouac. Remember he had butt sex with Neal Cassady

who are you quoting user?

go back go redd*t with all this projecting.

This but unironically

Only people from reddit talk about it all the time

I JUST WANT A GF GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK BOOKS!
FUCK READING!
FUCK PHILOSOPHY!
NONE OF THAT MATTERS IF YOU DONT HAVE A QT GF WITH CUTE FACE AND BIG BUTT
I FUCKING HATE LIFE AND MYSELF I WASTED IT ALL STARING AT FUCKING LETTERS
WHO CARES ABOUT THAT SHIT? SOME FUCKING FAGGOT WROTE SOME FAGGOT NOVEL ABOUT HIS FAGGOT FEELS 500 YEARS AGO WHO IN THE FUCKING ETERNITY GIVES A SINGULAR PIECE OF FUCK ABOUT THAT?????????
I WANT TO TOUCH SOFT FEMALE SKIN TRACE FEMALE HAIR AND KISS FEMALE LIPS FUCK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS

REEEE GET OUT
P-please. We have nowhere to go

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Cringe

lmao, i kinda see it

cringe yet based

it's okay guys. you're welcome as refugees as long as you sometimes actually talk about literature and don't fall for Jezebel OP images.

>they hated him because he told the truth

well thats a man who's got his priorities straight
can't say i wouldnt do the same

I told my friend about a girl I had a crush on; he then asked me why I didn’t ask her out, and I became immediately depressed. It wasn’t becuase I knew I didn’t have a chance with her, but becuase the thought of asking a girl to be my gf had not even approached my consciousness in years. That’s how fucked I am

This. Stop spamming that fucking Ryan Gosling pic too.

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i didn't know you had to ask someone
i though relationships spontaneously develop gradually

WHAT THE.....

What is going on in this thread?

People are sad and horny online

>post a pretty girl in a board full of people desperate for a womans love
you really need to ask what happened?

this thread gets a YIKES from me

That’s actually a tranny

thats the funniest part

HOT

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we've reached incel saturation such that poe's law is in effect in every single thread
there is no sage and hide option anymore. there wouldn't be a board left after you were done.
makes me wanna die

Yeah.

If you follow it, you will be happy. People underrate this part of Stoicism and think like it is a crisis-only philosophy.

Does anyone have a picture similar to OP's but instead it's some guy standing outside the tent bending over and you see his crack?

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>spamming buzzword

Finnegans Taint

nvrm I found it

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'incel-posting' is just shorthand for all the incessant, pathetic snivelling on full display in this thread
cope or kys desu

WOO!

based

>be a 6’2” broad shouldered man with athletic warrior king genetics
>love painting, literature, hiking, and swimming
>have really bad social anxiety though
>girls have approached me all my life but I shy away from them
>my youth is slipping away
>will never have a gf

Anyone else know this feel?

Try online dating

;_;

Cope. Post body fatty

I have a gf though

I had 3 long term gfs totalling something like 10 years, i dont know why you guys want one, women are completely overrated

I used to think Stoicism was a CHAD mentality of being an alpha. Then after meeting a few people that fit the description, I realized these are the most insufferable people in real life. Seriously, stoicism is one step away from objectivism retardation.

>crying out for death because ywn be trapped in a sleeping bag with a farting woman who stinks of yesterday's sweat
why is Yea Forums so plebian

...

>not appreciating the idea of the pungent smell of a girl’s sweat on her soft underbelly skin

This.
If you want something soft to touch, just buy satin sheets and a self-heating bed mat. Once you do that, you'll realize all relationships are overrated.

b-but the self-heating bed mat won't have a cute asshole for me to lick after a long day of reading

user please, i'm depressed enough as it is...

>Kerouac
Decent prose, but remember that he died a miserable, alcoholic fascist

>you will be happy
are you happy?

compelling post user

he became radically devout and spent his last years producing several paintings of the Pope. regardless of that, his prose is in fact decent, and motivates you to get pussy.

>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"

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Please. Yea Forums is far more for recluses, incels, and faggots than it is for normies and chads.

Wow the landscape outside of that tent must look beutifull when you gaze outside of the tent, to observe the morning that awoke you. Does anyone know where this was taken? Thinking of ireland, but thats just associacion.

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You're grossly romanticizing.

I'm not a sage and I didn't achieve eudaimonia, but I would say I'm much happier than I was before learning about the Stoics.

wew

Landscape paintings are much better than real landscapes. What fucking retard would travel to see a landscape when they can google Ruisdael and see better ones?

>not at least half asian

Yeah...dropped

God, it feels good to have a Yea Forums gf. We read Deleuze and Kawabata together and fuck like rabbits when we aren't discussing Ernesto Neto's installations in France. Why don't you boys step the fuck up?

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Into lucid dreaming. You'll fuck much hotter women in much more beautiful environments, and you'll have a bigger dick.

t.

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She’ll have a bigger dick

my girlfriend's a published author and poet :^)

If you so desire.

Sounds like you've repressed some things.

You mean something that is a depiction of nature can get more beutifull that nature? That might be true, however the depiction will always be depiction. A depicted landscape con not be experienced in the same way as the original/inspiration can be. You can only wander trough it in your mind, not in person. I am not primarily in the beuty of nature, I am intereste in the nature of nature. That might sound cringy but hey.

break it down for me. how do I into lucid dreaming?
I've had a few before, but they were accidental. How does one make it intentional?

Like you don’t jack it to interracial tranny porn

Congratulations, mate. I hope you two are happy together.

this speaks to me.

>last night gf complained that I dont text her enough
>is afraid that she wont be able to do long distance
>says that if my communication skills keep up like this she'll get bored of me
>ended sending me sexts and saying she loved me
It's over isn't it? God I hate myself. Why was I born low-key autist?

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>the nature of nature
Well, that's literally everywhere.
Also, artists put thought into their work. The processes that create mountain ranges and shit put literally zero thought into it and express nothing by way of it. A great landscape painter creates a landscape that is better designed, with more thought and feeling behind it, than Nature itself can ever do. It's nature AND humanity, whereas the "real deal" is merely nature.

She’s already having a train run on her

Saying that she would become bored of you is a bitch move user...she probably already is...sorry

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I doubt it, she's a virgin

dream journals, dream checks, mantras in bed

just come up with funny descriptions of made-up events that supposedly happened to you. you can keep up the texting "interesting" and practice your imagination, prose-writing etc. tell her that you otherwise wouldn't talk about such banal things to her and that it's the reason why you weren't texting her that much till now.

Yeah right

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I know, she apologized for it afterwards but it still stung. What should I do though?
idk, I dont really feel like lying to her

Yea Forums is for ascetic volcels who have renounced the flesh

>idk, I dont really feel like lying to her
well guess what, Chad Thundercock does feel like doing so ;)

How do you define happiness?

Make a tulpa

Is her name Mary?

>The processes that create mountain ranges and shit put literally zero thought into it and express nothing by way of it
This is your brain on atheism. Might as well lock yourself in a black box forever user, if all non-human creation is so vulgar and meaningless

maybe /r9k/ was right, maybe women can't love like men do

>tfw my tulpa gf cucked me

Not even joking

>Your inability to fuck women is a sign that God has forgotten you
Your inceldom is just a sign from God that you should dedicate your life to Him and renounce the flesh, it is a gift if only you choose to see it that way

That’s why you need a trap gf

>tfw finally experienced true love with my tulpa
Frills pretty good tbqh

or use your humanity to add meaning and beauty to the world

Based and asceticpilled

>Why don't you boys step the fuck up?

Where do I meet a Yea Forums gf?

>tfw I unironically want to break up with my gf to live an ascetic hermit life to get closer to God
>tfw I don’t know how can I tell her the truth without looking like a lunatic and hurting her in the process

Break up with her before she breaks up with you, that way you're the winner

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Well, clearly you care more about her and your reputation more than you care about God, so...

just call each other or vid chat
i told long term long dist gf that any arguments etc will only be had over phone or vid, avoiding endless texting back and forth
do the same for your daily convos if theyre that strained

Sure the nature of nature is everywhere, I was to unprecise there. I meant the nature of the Landsckape or rather that part of nature. Also the nature of nature can be experienced everywhere, but I whould argue that it can be experienced differently and more intense that way. Similar to a religious person for example. They can experience their faith everywhere, yet they choose to go to church, to experience it in e more intense, communal way.
It is also true that the depiction whould be created w/ more thought and emotion put into it. Assuming nature wasn´t created by itself.
You also argue, the painting unites humanity and nature, wheras nature is merely itself.
Here is whet my thought on this is: Man can not be completly objective, especially when producing art. Every thought and emotion that was put into the painting and its creation, was addet to nature. The painting is a filterd experience. Because it is not merely nature, it cant the just like nature. If you want to experience something truly, experiencing the experince of someone else whould just be that.

this one's called "even when I'm straight I'm still gay."

I thought it was a penis at first.

>tfw gf only reads Japanese literature

the humanities department

You desire to LIVE "according to Nature"? Oh, you noble Stoics, what fraud of words! Imagine to yourselves a being like Nature, boundlessly extravagant, boundlessly indifferent, without purpose or consideration, without pity or justice, at once fruitful and barren and uncertain: imagine to yourselves INDIFFERENCE as a power—how COULD you live in accordance with such indifference? To live—is not that just endeavouring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different? And granted that your imperative, "living according to Nature," means actually the same as "living according to life"—how could you do DIFFERENTLY? Why should you make a principle out of what you yourselves are, and must be? In reality, however, it is quite otherwise with you: while you pretend to read with rapture the canon of your law in Nature, you want something quite the contrary, you extraordinary stage-players and self-deluders! In your pride you wish to dictate your morals and ideals to Nature, to Nature herself, and to incorporate them therein; you insist that it shall be Nature "according to the Stoa," and would like everything to be made after your own image, as a vast, eternal glorification and generalism of Stoicism! With all your love for truth, you have forced yourselves so long, so persistently, and with such hypnotic rigidity to see Nature FALSELY, that is to say, Stoically, that you are no longer able to see it otherwise—and to crown all, some unfathomable superciliousness gives you the Bedlamite hope that BECAUSE you are able to tyrannize over yourselves—Stoicism is self-tyranny—Nature will also allow herself to be tyrannized over: is not the Stoic a PART of Nature?... But this is an old and everlasting story: what happened in old times with the Stoics still happens today, as soon as ever a philosophy begins to believe in itself. It always creates the world in its own image; it cannot do otherwise; philosophy is this tyrannical impulse itself, the most spiritual Will to Power, the will to "creation of the world," the will to the causa prima.

make her roleplay in bed as some qt waifu from your favourite anime

I don't get how to get money. I'm stuck in my parents house but am trying to get a helpdesk or something in tech. Luckily my dad offered to help me make the move out to a different state.

Besides that. I'm finishing my degree, most of my classes I take online now and the ones on campus are in the tech department. Anybody have any luck with online dating? What about meeting girls across state lines or Canada through the internet?

So you want to add meaning and beuty to the world.. Nothing I would disagree with, It tells me that you value those things. I value truth, which is why I want to experience things as they are, otherwise they are just interpretations or copies, not the original. Not the other guy btw. I whould not say that artificial/man-made beuty cant be as beutifull as natural one, but If I want to observe natural beuty, or even more to fully enjoy it, I want to be fully emerged in it. It beeing the original.

Canadian grls are the best

was she deliberately sat up that way to make her look like a cock

protruding spines are so disgusting, no matter where they show up

Enjoying a painting is enjoying the painting as it is. Where's the lie?
Also, if full immersion is what you want, then a fully immersive VR world (smell, touch, taste, everything) could be wholly superior to the natural world, right?

assholes smell like shit

>long distance meme
Doomed to fail. Women are incapable of controlling themselves.
For your sake move on.

Why do you inflict such pain upon my soul

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It whould still be a replication, not the original.

Except for me, the guy converting butterfly. What a qtpi

No one should be like /r9k/, Yea Forums

:3

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What would a fully immersive VR fantasy world be a replication of?
Also, why does it matter? On this matter you've given me nothing but dogmatism.

Why does it hurt so much bros FUCK I CANT GO ON LIKE THIS WHY IS EVERYONE I KNOW GETTING LAID AND IM AFRAID TO EVEN TALK TO A GIRL BECAUSE ILL DISSAPOINT HER WITH MY BORING PERSONALITY AND SMALL DICK PLEASE GOD END IT ALREADYYYYYYYYYYY GAHHHHH

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A replication of nature. Or Its nature. A VR-Fantasy whould also be created by something else even assuming it whould emulate nature perfectly, it whouldnt be nature. The reason it matters? Are you asking why it matters to me, or why it matters in a philosophical sense?
As ive wrote in my first post in this thread, I whould like to go hiking in a similar area, to experince nature. some user replied to me that looking at a well painted picture whould be superior. Also why whould one want to emulate nature?

>implying girls are interesting
>implying people are interesting
>implying sex is fun
>implying sex isn't disgusting
>implying I shouldn't kill myself

when you have to deal with harsh shit all the time its good to be stoic,can you imagine an emotional doctor,or nurse?

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Pitiable infected husk.
Don’t post here anymore

no they don't

>butterfly policing the quality of the board
I dont fucking think so

shut the fuck up butterfly I don't want to read another post from your tripcode and I will in fact throw a tantrum if you force my hand

sup

Everything that user said was wretched. His head is diseased.
I don’t know how to fix you, but if you’re not kidding around, seek help.

Sup

That’s not me (:3)

You’re not allowed to talk to anyone else like that butterfly

it's okay user you sound like a sweet and considerate guy, and girls really do appreciate and like that if you can show it to them :)

t. girl

Stfu, scrub

Shouldn't you be off sucking dick somewhere?

Ouch, that’s not exactly the attitude you had towards me last night.

Or even the attitude a lesbian would have towards a guy (I mean seriously this is the biggest tell yet, you just called me a scrub). Just don’t act like this with anyone else.