Your government finds you a threat to their system, you are exhiled to a small island in the Pacific Ocean. You are allowed to take 4 books with you.
Your government finds you a threat to their system, you are exhiled to a small island in the Pacific Ocean...
Isaiah White
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Jonathan White
why would they send me to an island and only 4 books?
Bentley Morris
have you looked at the prices for checked luggage?
David Morales
Because...
Eli Diaz
have you reading any good books on writing jokes because that one was terrible
Ayden Turner
Tell you what, you buy me a joke book and I will by you a grammar book.
Lincoln King
Shakespeare - The Complete Works
Dante - Tutte le Opere
A Portuguese translation of the Bible
Plato - Complete Dialogues
Cameron Lewis
how about i buy you dinner instead
Grayson Garcia
yup, another terrible joke. you sound pretty retarded so I won't engage in any further discussion.
Jordan Nguyen
Thanks for taking this seriously, I appreciate your contribution
Jack Hernandez
But I already live in New Zealand?
Kevin Walker
You must throw away all your books except for 4
Joshua Lewis
a fat, blank fucking notebook
a fat college dictionary
another fat blank notebook
An anthology of the Poetic Edda and all other norse mythology writings, I can't be arsed to specify what publisher/editor, just something that crams all that in there.
If I can't take a mechanical pencil and eraser with me, I'll just take the dictionary and mythologies with me and read them until insanity or dehydration take me.
Anthony Mitchell
>didn't specify exiled for life, so
Ill tell you the 3 books I took with me when I actually was sent by my government to a third world, primitive times island group last year:
>The Bible
>Moby Dick
>Heine - Reisebilder
picked up Huckleberry Finn and a shitty french translation of an american girls pop romance novel because I was so desperate to read anything.
Camden Reed
Survivalist handbooks
Isaiah Stewart
A nice collection of glamour babe
Charles Hughes
I take the three largest tomes that I can find, glue the pages together and cut a square hole inside each one of them. Then I put two ereaders inside one, some solar panels and batteries in another, and electric tools in the last. I will also put at least two copies of an SD card filled with all my books plus everything available in the Gutenberg Project website inside one of the books.
For my fourth book I pick a comprehensive textbook of electric engineering.
Wyatt Evans
How to Build a Raft
Luis Roberts
>will by you a grammar book
>by
Jackson Campbell
Isaac Watson
>grammar book
>not grammer
u literally wot m8?
Aiden Ramirez
Two 1000 page journals.
Survival Handbook.
The Lord of the Rings 3-in-1 edition.