>German colloquial word for mobile phone is "handy"
Why do Germans talk like basedboys?
"Handy" sounds like "teddy", like a word that a 7 year old girl would use. Bit of unappropriate for an everyday use tool, don't you think?
Not implying that English is any better...
German colloquial word for mobile phone is "handy"
Isaiah Wilson
Elijah Cox
How can you think of the word handy and not immediately think of handjobs?
James Howard
The Germans are a very perverse and disturbed people. This manifests itself every so often in them throwing a tantrum that nearly burns all of Europe to the ground.
James Cruz
What[s the name of the first guy?
Leo Jenkins
Wilhelm II
Camden Reed
This is trite propaganda. The whole "Germany is so evil that we can rightfully pretend that they have no cause" shtick is past worn. The fact that you keep beating the same broken drum in perpetuity proves that you have no legitimate arguments.
Wyatt Sullivan
>t. triggered Schwabe
Robert Cooper
t. Kraut
Look, man, I don't know what to tell you. I'm a neomedievalist at heart. Germany works best when broken up, not united. Let Bavaria be its own thing, let Austria claim the territory it wants to claim, let Saxony be its own thing. Uniting the German-speaking peoples is like uniting the pieces of Exodia, the Forbidden One, in Yu-Gi-Oh. It's just a bad idea, in general.
James Taylor
Beware the eternal Anglo user. He breeds war and deceit wherever he goes.
Elijah Gonzalez
>Uniting the German-speaking peoples is like uniting the pieces of Exodia, the Forbidden One, in Yu-Gi-Oh. It's just a bad idea, in general.
Fucking KEK
Imagine thinking that picture does not represent the truth
Bentley Butler
>Let Bavaria be its own thing
Please, for the love of God, yes.
Kayden Torres
Needs some Germanic tribesman for obscuring the light of Roma.
Carson Cook
Why isn’t Hegel included in that pic as well?
Joshua Myers
Hegel is a consequence of Luther
Blake Rogers
Ball-point pen, literally Kugelschreiber. Germanic languages are sexy. Also, learn English, scum.
Hunter Rodriguez
No one uses Handy you dumbass. We call it Mobiltelephon.
Austin Ross
>Er sprecht kein Deutsch
Daniel Peterson
The eternal mistake of the German is to overestimate the rest of Europe. Whether it's in overcoming Papism or fighting Communism, the German assumes that the footnote countries will eventually come around and realize what's in their interest, yet resentment is all they ever have to offer - only to afterwards come crawling back, since they crave the strong hand of German leadership.
Thomas Green
>rage comics
Posting these should be bannable
Asher Foster
Carter Thomas
>Le long german words XDD
Nobody says Kugelschreiber you dipshit anglo. They say "Kuli"
Gott Strafe England
Carter Harris
Feeling the boot on your lazy, feminine neck?
Bentley Rodriguez
It's Mobiltelefon
Chase Nguyen
>It's another "German is an 'angry' language because I typed the words in all caps and used exclamation points" episode
Lincoln Sanders
*spricht
(Nette Doppels hast du da.)
Ian Moore
>Kuli
Another basedboy word like "Handy" haha.
Also, I'm not anglo, don't worry, I said English is bad language too in the OP
Levi Sullivan
agree
Aiden Bailey
Über allen Gipfeln
Ist Ruh,
In allen Wipfeln
Spürest du
Kaum einen Hauch;
Die Vögelein schweigen im Walde.
Warte nur, balde
Ruhest du auch.