Audiobook fags Need Not Apply
How many hours do you spend reading per day?
Benjamin James
Noah Thomas
>tfw no gf
Kevin Baker
I don't bother reading. Books are a tool of the jew.
Wyatt Jackson
Looking at pictures of cute girls legitimately makes me sad because it reminds me that I'll never have a gf
Gavin Campbell
What a cute trap
Jose Howard
An hour of actual books. About 5 hours of audiobooks.
t. read at work where that’s all I can do. It’s virtually impossible to read at home. Maybe I’ll go to a park..
Charles Clark
Christ, what's wrong with her leg? Does she not use them? Literally bones. No thanks. People who don't work out are just as bad as fat people. Her only saving grace is that she has nice toes.
Nathaniel Phillips
Why does it hurt so much bros? All I want is someone to love
Oliver Allen
why is this film such a magnet for losers
Luis Hill
I’d love to see a black man suck on her toes
Dylan Watson
it's about a robot trying to become a real boy
Matthew Brown
It’s just a meme, brew.
Replicant is crying cuz he’s not special. They can relate.
Oliver Green
Are you guys serious?
why don't you try to LookMax instead of reading literature?
James Martin
Are trannies replicants? Aren’t you a tranny?
Henry Lee
What's that? Ex Machina?
Jordan Hernandez
Watch A. I. Artificial Intelligence.
Jordan Murphy
I told my friend about a girl I had a crush on; he then asked me why I didn’t ask her out, and I became immediately depressed. It wasn’t becuase I knew I didn’t have a chance with her, but becuase the thought of asking a girl to be my gf had not even approached my consciousness in years. That’s how fucked I am
Nicholas Murphy
blade runner 2049
Zachary Hill
is this a real story?
do you have a chance with her?
Nathaniel Myers
I JUST WANT A GF GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK BOOKS!
FUCK READING!
FUCK PHILOSOPHY!
NONE OF THAT MATTERS IF YOU DONT HAVE A QT GF WITH CUTE FACE AND BIG BUTT
I FUCKING HATE LIFE AND MYSELF I WASTED IT ALL STARING AT FUCKING LETTERS
WHO CARES ABOUT THAT SHIT? SOME FUCKING FAGGOT WROTE SOME FAGGOT NOVEL ABOUT HIS FAGGOT FEELS 500 YEARS AGO WHO IN THE FUCKING ETERNITY GIVES A SINGULAR PIECE OF FUCK ABOUT THAT?????????
I WANT TO TOUCH SOFT FEMALE SKIN TRACE FEMALE HAIR AND KISS FEMALE LIPS FUCK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS
Gabriel Long
This
Caleb Bailey
No. But maybe this one —>
Juan Ward
Try hooking up with a tranny
Brandon White
niggah Books are better than girls
John Allen
>is this a real story?
Sadly, yes
>do you have a chance with her?
Probably not. She’s an 8 and I’m a flat 6. She laughs at my do you have a chance with her? and such but that doesn’t mean that she likes me although one might interpret it as such. I’ve never had a woman think of me romantically and I’ve never had a woman tell me that they like me. I’ve never even had a woman compliment me on my looks. I’ve tried every meme: confidence, money, personality, being skinny, being fat, being buff. I don’t want a prostitute either, I want someone to willingly fuck me for who I am, not what I pay.
This but unironically
Levi Long
Just take some antidepressants, it will kill your libido and make you forget about all that silly stuff. Seriously.
Oliver Ramirez
Nah I take zinc to increase my libido and therefore by extension my sexual frustration.
Jace Clark
Well then you're just a fucking dumb idiot
Julian Hernandez
You're driving yourself crazy imagining how you seem to others with no evidence. Just ask her out.
Josiah Butler
She laughs at my jokes and such but that doesn’t mean I have a chance*
Sorry my autism went all out in this post
Do you really think so
Lucas Russell
niggah are you ugly?
if you are 6 you are done, you have no chance
women rate 85% of males as below average.
20% of males get 80% of women
according to Juden Peterstein, only 50% of males reproduce.
Julian Green
Fairly sure I am nearing this point as well
Easton Gonzalez
>be a 6’2” broad shouldered man with athletic warrior king genetics
>love painting, literature, hiking, and swimming
>have really bad social anxiety though
>girls have approached me all my life but I shy away from them
>my youth is slipping away
>will never have a gf
Anyone else know this feel?
James Barnes
Of course I do. You're overthinking it.
Josiah Anderson
I think I am too far gone for a normal life with normal women. I can't relate to men my own age. I don't even relate to Yea Forums users, I'm only comfortable here.
William Martin
I relate to this post.
Carson Howard
It doesn't hurt. You're just weak.
Noah White
>save time by not having a gf
>spend it whining about tfw no gf instead of reading
Alexander Hughes
>want GF
>at the same time hate the idea of interacting with another person
fuck this piss earth
Wyatt Ortiz
>I want someone to willingly fuck me for who I am, not what I pay.
What you want my friend, is not a woman
Christopher Kelly
not a girl
Chase Diaz
There is no woman good enough for you anyway. They're all trash, mindless, hobbiless bores.
Connor Rivera
>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"
Zachary Brooks
>be aging man
>neve fuck
>never live
Ryan Campbell
About 4-7 hours. But since its audiobooks i guess it doesn't count, even though i put down more books in a year than most people pick up in their life.
Joseph Gonzalez
How can my life have lead up to this?
How can it possibly be so sad?
Daniel Jenkins
>It’s virtually impossible to read at home. Maybe I’ll go to a park..
I know how that feels. I strongly recommend nature.
John Rogers
Wishful thinking? Sometimes, yes
Juan Lopez
you need to improve yourself and start looksmaxing so after a few months you can get a pretty gf
Nolan Lee
Imagine thinking you're actually concentrating on those books 7 hours a day, and then getting uptight when people point out how retarded your shit is.
David Walker
The post-World War II paradigm
Jaxon Sanders
Plebian thread.
Ryder Perez
I'm really fucking tired of not being able to sit still for 30 minutes reading a book. Should I try and get a prescription for Ritalin?
Logan White
>he
Gabriel Gutierrez
can you focus on the content of the book?
Regardless of what you answer I'm gonna say no
Dylan Price
underrated post
Brody Nelson
Yes but I get bored after a while and go back to browsing 4channel. I have trouble in particular with fiction and non-didactic works.
Dominic Bell
I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was 8. Spent 5 years on medication. It will help you focus but you don't get to pick what you focus on, if you are not interested in what you're reading then it's not going to help you read. Don't get medicated if you can help it. I'm 90% sure it caused the anxiety and depression problems I deal with today.
Ethan Gutierrez
I used to feel this all the time until I took the Stoic pill. Sometimes the thought still occurs to me and I feel a little down but I’m much more efficient in combatting it. Doesn’t ruin my whole day like it used to. After I master the Stoic Pill I’m gonna take the ascetic pill and truly live a happy, peaceful life in seclusion. You don’t need anyone else to be happy user, if you will yourself to avoid lamentation then you will not lament. If you will yourself to be content with your life then you will be content. Join me user, find peace, take the Stoic Pill. Best thing that ever happened to me.
Sebastian Ramirez
Justin Wilson
Ayden Brown
Ryder Howard
Christian Carter
I'm already good looking. I'm just a recluse and lack charisma or social grace. How do I fix that?
Brandon Gonzalez
Anthony Clark
>blondes
Shit taste desune~
Austin Jackson
Ryder Fisher
Liam Thomas
Brayden Collins
Colton Evans
Logan Carter
Adrian Wood
Anthony Johnson
adsfdf
Luke Hill
you can get a girl easy if she is ugly user
Daniel Hernandez
Angel Thomas
Aaron Diaz
Gabriel Peterson
Liam Lee
Luis Smith
Asher Williams
is this nigga for real?
Isaiah Phillips
Ryan James
Juan Morales
Samuel Myers
Jackson Taylor
Source me up fampai
Jason Harris
Connor Brown
anna yrjola
Lincoln Collins
Dylan Thompson
Hunter Jackson
Eli Stewart
I knew I recognized her.
spam on perkele
Adam Powell
Evan Russell
indeed, a smug finnic mongoloid
Lincoln James
Dominic Hall
Nicholas Walker
Colton Jenkins
Connor Miller
Hudson Ross
Landon Moore
Caleb Morgan
Nathan Roberts
Jaxon Kelly
Jordan Gutierrez
Jaxon Clark
Adrian Murphy
Nathaniel James
Michael Taylor
Ethan Robinson
Austin Edwards
Brayden Cox
Charles Ward
Lucas Reed
Ayden Morales
Chase Richardson
Dylan Nguyen
she isn't white..
Carter Edwards
i hope i caused enough feelings and desire for Yea Forumserates to go out an get gf.
i go to sleep now
Zachary Thomas
I believe that women think the majority of men are "below average" in looks. The rest is bullshit
Ethan Watson
I agree, it was underrated
I didn't read it at first because I don't like superheroes or comics
so please, in the future do your excellent posts justice and attach a good image!
Kayden Mitchell
thanx for ruining thread with soulless scandis
Jaxon Gomez
at least 1 hour a day
also please refrain from posting succubi i am on 26 days of noporn/nofap
Ryan Ramirez
>I’ve tried every meme: confidence, money, personality, being skinny, being fat, being buff.
The reason why here you keep hearing about confidence, money, personality, exercising and stuff is because people think they're not getting girls because chads are getting all of them, so they try turning into chads, but they only imitate the exterior appearance. All these things can be helpful, but these are not the fundamental things. You just need to take the metro once or go to uni to see that the chad narrative is just false: it is full of unattractive men having girlfriends. Why? They just keep trying. They go out and they talk to girls often. From your post, you look like you want to give up without trying.
The most important thing is the meme Yea Forums never talks about, namely, talking to girls and keep trying and get over your fear of rejection. People here are scared shitless of rejection. Ask a girl out, talk to a girl, when she says no, go to another one. Of course it will hurt first, but then you'll see this is just how things go. Get out, engage: do this on a regular basis and in one year at max you will find someone. But you have to be brave and face some of that rejection, at first.
It's really not about getting muscles and money, it's about try, be rejected, try again. A guy with autism and muscles still has autism.
Tyler Carter
What do you do with yourself?
Brayden Powell
What if it's not rejection that I fear but someone actually saying yes? I have zero problem chatting random people up but I discard myself because I'm afraid to dissapoint and don't want to waste anyones time. "Why would she date me if there are these other guys here, she deserves better" is what goes through my mind. It's a special kind of hell when you are not socially crippled but don't feel good enough for anything beyond a simple conversation.
Matthew Murphy
>tfw no feminine bf
Josiah James
2 to 5 hours
Juan Edwards
Intolerable degree of jezebellery ITT
Brody Rogers
and i thought this was one of the boards where people were getting laid, guess i forgot i'm on Yea Forums. Let's stick to the books fellas you're surprisingly knowledgeable in that area
Jack Cox
>"I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND
man, nigga, this is a connection through the ether. these words speak to me
Brandon Reyes
>It’s virtually impossible to read at home.
Family life?
Nicholas Gray
0. Cinema is a superior medium and now that anyone can enjoy it at home there's no reason to read.
Joshua Ward
+1
Daniel Ortiz
I am married, it was nice at first but there's no lasting happiness in a relationship.
Dylan Sanchez
You don't need Ritalin. You fucked up your brain with the internet. I was in the same boat for a while and now your mind craves constantly stimulation.
But don't worry, I have the cure. This method will cure you (or any user) who wants to make a goal of reading more but just can't start doing it.
1. Pick a book in a subject you're interested in and start reading.
2. You'll feel internal resistance and want to do something else. This is expected and this is normal. It is also a test. Bring your attention back to the book and don't give in to the temptation to do something else. When your mind refocuses, your concentration will now be deeper.
3. Repeat step two as many times as necessary. At some point you'll be deeply, deeply immersed and once trained, you can read for hours on end. The only limitation will be time in your schedule.
It also helps to keep your phone/computer in a separate room, or to go someplace with only your book, like a coffee shop.
Cooper Ward
There's no lasting happiness in anything, happiness is innate.
Landon Wright
Fear of rejection channels in the same ideas, user. It's always this feeling of not being worthy enough to do things or to have things. But the result is always the same: we do not engage with the outside world and get stuck in loops of thinking that we are not worthy or that we are not interested in things, while the point is that, really, we are afraid of failing.
I do not know what the cause of this is, and I have read a lot about it. It is very spread among young people, at the moment. Some say it's because of broken families - the feeling of unworthiness is really common in children raised in divorced families - but I do not know how much we can trust this. The constant is this: feeling unworthy or afraid can keep you away from the things you want. You should make your desires as clear as possible in order to understand whether you want something or weather you are deceiving yourself into not wanting things because you are afraid of failing or feel not worthy of them. Once you know what you want, you have to try. I do not know what the trick for trying is, but acknowledging your fears really helps. If you know what you are afraid of and what you want, the goal and the obstacles are set. At that point, it is up to you.
In my experience, engaging has resulted in some of the most painful experiences I have had. But in the end, knowing that you are still there, still doing stuff, despite facing horrible failure and having been scarred and weakened by it, you can come out of almost everything with a weird sort of veteran courage and the detachment of those who "have already been through this" or "have been through worse".
Joseph Garcia
>tfw no gf (male)
Eli Carter
So bf.
Adrian Evans
>tfw no girly bf
Jeremiah Moore
>It also helps to keep your phone/computer in a separate room, or to go someplace with only your book, like a coffee shop.
This is the key. Your brain is quite malleable, so if you just put it in a different environment, it will quickly adapt.
Angel Turner
what an absolute nymphet
Bentley Johnson
My new gf looks 98% like this, minus the wig.
But desu, the fantasy you incel faggots have will never live up to the real thing.
The fact that that you're all complaining on here is the very reason you don't have a gf.
Brayden James
I only read when I take my enormous turds, so it's many hours.
Hudson Sullivan
abstract pain:
want love
please
Angel Hill
Good post user; Yea Forums needs stuff like this.
Jeremiah Baker
Just fucking read, nigga. Stop being a little bitch trying to find excuses for your inadequacies. You don't need drugs, you need to grow a pair and learn to deal with a little boredom you over-stimulated gnat
Levi Taylor
I wish I had a thoughtful looking wood toilet like that
Thomas Taylor
10 minutes then browse lit for 1 hour
Blake Diaz
i also want to touch soft female skin...how can it be so soft, bros... :O
Christian Torres
Take estrogen and you can have soft skin too