What's your red flag for the writer when you start a book?
What's your red flag for the writer when you start a book?
Justin Lopez
Christian Edwards
Author is a white heterossexual male.
Jackson Edwards
Author is an old dead religious white guy
Brandon Price
Even the live ones.
I read a Tory Anglican idea of Roman history and nearly stopped.
Alexander Williams
The book opens with a description of a place
Jonathan Rivera
author is a woman
Matthew Allen
Profanity, I refuse to read a novel that has arbitrary swearing in it.
Henry Cook
Who's this beautiful lady?
Lucas Johnson
Who is this weanus-covered penis lover?
Jaxon Sanders
This jizz mizz
Ethan Sanchez
This glob slob
Leo Hall
Who is this load toad
Anthony Wilson
Who is this semen demon?
Matthew Flores
Just a wallpaper I found. sorry fellas
Connor Johnson
He mentions the name of the book in the first paragraph. When I started reading Gabriel Garcia Marquez I almost wanted to choke him when he begun the novel with a "And Colonel Aureliano thought to himself: "I will spend one hundred years of solitude". Fucking hack.
Brody Parker
this is not even a common trend
Ayden Murphy
>"Haha that was great, what do you call yourselves?"
>"The Brothers Karamazov"
Goddamnit Dostoevsky
Kayden Brown
How did dustyplebski get away with writing such abject depravity in this scene
Matthew Diaz
It's common enough to bug me. Dostoevsky is always doing this shit. "When, one day, Raskolnikov decided to go for a walk, he noticed he was actually THE IDIOT". Jesus Christ.
Ryder Price
DOHSTEEYEVSKEE
Adrian Mitchell
who is this turd bird?
Austin Morris
this
Jason Barnes
It's infuriating but he can actually pull it off.
Christian Scott
>what's a computer?
Kayden Foster
Why does JP pronounce Dostoevsky so weirdly? Is it a Canadian thing or just the overall product of being an Anglo?
Xavier Brown
Unironically this
>not invoking the muses at the beginning of the story
never gonna make it