Yea Forums humor thread needed
Yea Forums humor thread needed
Jordan Nguyen
Connor Anderson
I agree with the Moon argument.
>it's just falling and constantly missing the earth so it stays in a circle around it
You seriously expect me to believe this? That it just stays there for billions of years doing that
Camden Campbell
I mean... Yeah
Sebastian Nelson
the key here is that when attraction occurs, the bodies don't move towards each other, but are accelerating towards each other, and there's a difference. Moon's velocity is constantly changing to be directed towards earth, but in the process of this change it moves and the relative position of earth has changed, so it needs to change even more, and this process repeats ad infinum.
Hunter Long
what the fuckin fuck
Wyatt Cooper
SHUT the fuck up you heretical science bitch. The planets move in harmony because God wills it so. Fuckin retard
Chase Ross
Thank you, OP, I haven't seen this one in maybe six years.
Kayden Carter
Jaxson Sanders
And they say Yea Forums is the highest IQ board
Daniel Ross
>the stranger is just an /r9k/ shitpost
it all makes so much sense
Jeremiah Jenkins
Carson Garcia
Blake Jones
Ryan Baker
Justin Howard
Where do you fit on the chart, anons?
Zachary Lee
Logan Kelly
Jason Ramirez
Michael Harris
Anthony Sanchez
Luke Rogers
Dylan Jones
Wyatt Cruz
>college physics
Incredible
Angel Jones
Aristotle is NOT pure jock lmao. That nigga had SERIOUS autism
Nolan White
Yeah it's not a very good chart, is it. Plato's definitely more jock than Aristotle. And what makes Voltaire peak Prep-Jock?
Oliver Thomas
Parker Cooper
William Long
Ethan Richardson
Colton Turner
Gabriel Reyes
Connor Cox
These are great
Leo Miller
Evan Lopez
that is not real
Jack Roberts
>aristotle
>not completely well-rounded and in the middle
Andrew Diaz
This, Plato wasn't nicknamed wide for no reason
Connor Ramirez
real to me dammit
Ethan Smith
/thread
Alexander Murphy
>entered her like she was a lottery
>felt fulfilled with fulfillment
>galloping abs
SON my sides
Zachary Robinson
>this much historical illiteracy
It isn't even funny. Why do people say Yea Forums has high IQ?
Angel Martinez
Has the spoken language among average people degenerated over the years, or did people always speak like shit? I just find it funny to imagine that once people did talk like in pic related.
Jackson Baker
Is this real?
Ryan Ortiz
I wish more robots had the work ethic to write a novel; something truly special could come from there; I'd take an anthology of short stories; I'm not that demanding.
Ryan Thomas
for me, it's Nietzsche
Connor Gutierrez
I refuse to believe this is real, however 50 shades of groin is real and sells. So...
Brandon Ramirez
Liam Lee
>like the cat that ate the cream of the crop
Alexander Perry
It's real, but it's deliberately silly
Evan Thomas
Why is John Locke dissing Newton? If anything, that ghostly nigga could not hop off of S.I.N.'s D-nuss.
Ethan Flores
Elijah Jackson
Incredible, that man is BASED
Sebastian Powell
average modern scanlation group
Nolan Murphy
i will never again read this for the first time.
Levi Rodriguez
Bentley Ward
James Nelson
William Mitchell
nice
Joseph Clark
Bentley Sanchez
DICK PARKINSONS
Nicholas Hernandez
If it crashed into the earth you wouldn't be here to talk about it. Most astrological phenomena is the result of survivorship bias.
John Williams
Lincoln Bailey
Lucas Brooks
Zachary Taylor
I would love it if Yea Forums collectively read this book in it's entirety. It seems like a comedic masterpiece.
Landon Parker
William Wood
Aiden Hall
Jeremiah Turner
Asher Nguyen
Austin Gomez
Leo Miller
I love this image
Ryder Nguyen
Mason Bailey
where is the joak. get yer unfunny leftypol shit out of here fag. hitler supported democratic socialist policies more than the boomer catladies who unironically use the spoon fed 'alternative facts' meme.
Samuel Lewis
Colton Garcia
Robert Walker
Brandon Myers
Based skeptic.
Cameron Powell
Dominic Flores
Hudson Campbell
Samuel Gray
Landon Morris
Different universes retard.
Looney tunes and disney
Henry Morris
Nathaniel Thompson
Ayden Ross
Xavier Campbell
Carson Price
Benjamin Anderson
Lincoln Miller
>Look at all this horseshit
Every time
Nolan Reyes
Blake Scott
Liam Lopez
You gonna say somethin fuckface?
Mason Cruz
Which one is the looney tunes character user?
Wyatt Rodriguez
Jeremiah Green
Jackson Russell
Camden Lee
>*Hits pipe*
Ryder Brooks
The penis
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The penis is out
Wyatt Allen
Luis Phillips
Hudson Williams
Little Prince transl
Dominic Powell
This is perfect, the post numbers, the posts being days from each other, the ID's, wow
Aaron Howard
dumb post by a dumb poster
Caleb Collins
Carson Jones
Angel Murphy
Thomas Nguyen
Easton Russell
David Cox
Jace Adams
?
Josiah Hughes
Unironically beautiful
Gavin Stewart
haven't laughed so hard, looking at a picture, for a long time
Jonathan Nelson
Jaxson Nguyen
Charles Robinson
Unironic Yea Forums kino
Carter Lewis
David Cruz
this is me though, and im a guy
Angel Jones
user, we've got some bad news.
Elijah Price
Kayden Sullivan
Lucas Ross
Henry Taylor
Kevin Evans
Joshua Kelly
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty towards other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousness merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt with a twitter account.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you will get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
Landon Harris
Aaron Murphy
Joshua Fisher
Brandon Long
>"hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands"
i fucking cant
Nicholas Green
Asher Bailey
William Young
John Campbell
needs a label on land
William Davis
Ryan Richardson
Nathan Anderson
>tfw my attempt at a kalevala thread died with no replies
Jack Myers
Justin Martin
Kayden Jenkins
Why does he have the chaos magick thingy on his head?
Noah Watson
Samuel Ross
Nolan Adams
Julian Richardson
Symbol of chaos
Brandon Carter
My favorite
Justin Turner
Matthew Parker
underrated
Henry Hall
Kierkee-poo
Matthew Lopez
wait, are these actually real? who made these?
Lincoln Collins
Jace Hill
Logan Cooper
ah, that was 2 years ago already..
what did you enjoy about it?
James Sanchez
Could someone post the Pynchon and Kaczynski crossover?
Isaac Russell
BASED
Jason Hernandez
Daniel Foster
I think this may be the worst funny meme I've seen on Yea Forums, and I don't even like Orwell
William Moore
Book in bottom left corner?
Nicholas Anderson
is that fucking milk and honey in his left hand?
Joseph Sanders
wow I just mixed up worst and least funny
I should go to bed
Connor Davis
lightening in a bottle.
Angel Watson
the JPEG that saved poetry
Sebastian Miller
teh fuck is this?
Connor Phillips
based
Dylan Collins
1984 is against socialism. That's the point. It's well know that Orwell was a democratic socialist but wrote a book against totalitarian socialism (which it seems like we're headed toward now). Imagine being so simple you can't understand this concept.
Christian Wood
this but unironically
Nathaniel Allen
I could smell that picture
Hudson Phillips
Plato was THICC
Jayden Garcia
now that you mention it...
Nolan Torres
are y'all even trying
Robert Carter
HAHA
William Martin
You're right, if the moon was real, the government would have hidden it from us.
Joseph Jenkins
>implying I don't pirate it
Christian Collins
Non-Amerifaggots detected. This is mocking Hillary Clinton, 2016 U.S. Presidential candidate.
Christian Sanders
Joshua Clark
All over the place.
Camden Wright
Postmodernism is for hacks who don't understand history.
Leo Morales
and once again the most compelling argument against empowering a modern middle class is engendered in the compulsive conformity of its hungers
then again this is the collection of a 20yo white dude in a midwest or southern college brohouse so there's room for development
Jeremiah Allen
Isaac Stewart
youtube.com
uwu whats this
Adam Butler
Yes. Yea Forums hates on Nassim Taleb but there's a great section in The Black Swan exactly about this. It's also a great rebuttal to the stupid "if we were 2 inches closer to the sun we'd all be dead isn't that amazing" argument
Anthony Fisher
In our defense, testosterone levels back then must've been through the roof compared to what we have now.
Jayden Clark
>ATP
>authoritarian
Wew lad
Lincoln Hall
What's the damn deal with Bronze Age Mindset? Is it really that good? Feels like it's just a meme.
Camden Moore
>clearly hasn't read Homage to Catalonia in which the author clearly depicts the inevitable bureaucratic, double-crossing, propagandistic nightmare that immediately follows socialists/communists/anarchists achieving any sort of control over so much as a city, never mind a nation.
Alexander Myers
How the fuck are you this retarded. What the fuck do you mean by "just a meme". What isnt "just a meme". Stupid fucking nigger. I don't even like the guy that much, but you sound like an utter fag dipshit
Cameron Baker
If any of you actually think the shit written on Yea Forums could turn into good literature, you're absolutely braindead.
Brody Young
tt. retard
Jose Brooks
t. hasn't read Deleuze
Ayden Hughes
Switch Plato and Aristotle and it's Plato for me.
Nathaniel Gomez
Machiavelli for me
Julian Sanders
delet dis
Oliver Morales
Do humanity a favour and end your existence at once.
Joseph Adams
NIGGER
Austin Morris
This image is amazing in how much information it conveys.
Jack Parker
We should make up some sort of saying about that. How about: "A picture is worth several hundred words."
Easton Garcia
How about "This picture is amazing in how many words it conveys."
Ayden Sanders
"This picture displays what would normally take a consider number of words to accurately convey"
Henry Collins
"This image is significant in how abundantly its subjects come to remind us of a seemingly unfathomable yet still quantifiable amount of descriptors, each alluding to different themes of their own."
Ryder Miller
>cardio is onions
Lol ok there m8
Owen Cruz
I mean... technically, yeah. If you believe that God created the world ex nihilo, and actively sustains it, the 'laws of nature' such as gravitation are nothing other than His will.
Isaac Perez
you have an interesting brain
Ian Lopez
That's what I've ALWAYS been saying. Fedora autists think that if they explain how things happen and what causes effects, that somehow disproves existence of omniscient sentient God. If anything, laws of Nature prove that someone with a similar thinking process to humans created the Universe.
Swell trips as well.
Charles Evans
reddit-tier (((((((((humor)))))))))))
Blake Hughes
these aren't funny
Ryder Ramirez
most people have spoken however they please. but upper classes did train themselves to speak in a high register with florid style. nowadays that precise sort of articulacy is only found in academic settings, because that's the only place that values it. that's not to say there aren't articulate people outside of academia. there are. but they speak in a more accessible register than the highest they know.
Xavier Kelly
Zachary Russell
not that guy, but also, some things, like what seems to us over frequent uses of the vocative (constantly saying "gentlemen" or "my friends" or "dear reader" etc) is a gallicism in english, so it was much more common even 100 years ago
Luis Ortiz
Swap out IJ with Catch 22 and you have the proper ranking of WWII fiction
Jayden Adams
corncob mchackty
Connor Bell
this is like Kafka meets Nietzsche
Evan Peterson
I would buy the fuck out of that edition
Hudson Martin
Parker Jackson
Nicholas Clark
Owen Stewart
Jose Jones
David Stewart
Jonathan Mitchell
Ethan Murphy
Caleb Hall
Books for this feel?
Wyatt Richardson
cool, none of this shit applies to me. i guess im gonna make it, after all.
Ryan Young
Aaron Barnes
Aiden Cox
interesting meme concept, very poor execution
Nathan Miller
Holy shit that's Orin and Joelle after O kicked that fucking belter of a ball and secured his career.
Michael Morgan
Nathan Gonzalez
Christ. Is there an archive of the original thread?
Camden Jenkins
Lucas Diaz
Ian Hernandez
What is that object sticking out of the ground on the cover of Tundra? Is that a fasces? lol
Ian Perry
Colton Perry
Jacob Morgan
>cioran, evola and dosto get lumped in there
Feels bad man
Asher Brooks
Which brother was more Yea Forums
Jonathan Cox
is this accelerationism bingo
Dylan Torres
i'm always impressed how serious literature is consistently btfo'd by horny middle-aged women
Asher James
>deng hsu
>tibetan
Chase Sanchez
kek
Asher Morales
Where to cop that theme?
Anthony Mitchell
holy shit
i've seen this image dozens of times but never realized
what an intellectual
Mason Gray
to be fair, this is what certain regional british accents sound like to me
Juan Thompson
user... its shopped
Joshua Gutierrez
what's the best way to read hamlet lads? i'm not from the west so shakespeare is rarely taught and/or discussed. should i straight up read the play?
Jace Ramirez
oh shit, that got me lmao
Juan Gomez
yes, just go for it. I'd recommend reading it out loud to hear the rhythm better.
Connor Rogers
frankly reading it is better than seeing it as an actual play imo
Levi Smith
you could also see it in theatre or find a recorded theatrical version online
Bentley Brooks
are these posts all by you, my friend?
what is your fav way to consume Hamlet?
Zachary Mitchell
This event actually feels like it could have come from a Pynchon novel.
Caleb Price
they were not, though I appreciated them because I absolutely love Hamlet. I don't really get the question, but I read Shakespeare out loud to myself with different voices, normally, which is how I consume Hamlet I guess. Though I have seen it once on stage, which was a lot of fun, but I was also really glad I was familiar with the story in advance.
Just get cozy and make sure you have something to drink for your throat. It is a magical experience, and you'll never read it for the first time twice.
Juan Green
It's a bit on-the-nose for Pynchon desu
Colton Wright
alrighty, will pick it up soon. im excited for it now.
last thing, how long does it take to read? can the play be finished in one comfy sitting?
Zachary Rogers
You should actually read Pynchon and find out about all the dumb shit he writes in his novels.
Lucas Martinez
probably. I prefer to take a break for intermission after the third act though, let's you think about it a bit and relax your voice and stops it from getting too long. I think it's probably like 2 hours, maybe a little more or less.
Evan Lewis
sounds great. thank you, my friend
Landon Brown
enjoy! Make a thread when you're done and we'll discuss it.
Grayson Wright
It's too much
Cameron Harris
I wouldn't have known if I hadn't seen the original. Its a good shop to be fair
Zachary Scott
Liam Harris
Adrian Watson
Joseph Hughes
Genuinely jelly
Charles Gutierrez
Nicholas Howard
The older brother - a truly flawed character torn at first ignorant of how his desires have destroyed the familial bonds he once relied on. He is a pig ruined by wealth, destroyed by gluttony, and only when his last familial connection in a world that has slaughtered the rest of those he loves is lost by his own action, or inaction, does he realize the folly of his ways. And then, even when he does, he understands that it is too late to change, that his brother's death is both his fault and the natural way of the world, and so his golden, oat-filled days now grow more somber, but do not, and will not, cease.
Joshua Fisher
Finally someone else has read it
Jason Ward
>supported democratic socialist policies
Oh noooooooooooooo you're actually retarded
Josiah Ward
STEMfag dates a medical student
the girl has better taste
Nolan Edwards
>Eragon
based
Nolan Richardson
Owen Baker
based
Nolan Robinson
Cameron Baker
Alexander Perry
wonderful
Nolan Parker
>Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a chick.
>You're bored as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty towards other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
>And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousness merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
>And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt with a twitter account.
>So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you will get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
Kayden Reed
it's heartbreaking when you read his non-fiction and hear people trying to make orwell out to be anti-left
Noah Bailey
>tfw Plato literally slaps the shit out of the science argument in like his first dialogue
"When I ask 'why are we here' I don't want to be told 'because we were born, here, I'll show you how the biology works'"
Caleb Wilson
orwellfoundation.com
Here is Orwell explicitly comparing communists to nazis
Jaxson Harris
>tfw was gonna post a bait pic of my bookshelf still full of my childhood books (ASOIAF, Eragon etc.) but with the odd OWCs Bible, Iliad, Stirner, Ten Elemental Masters
>we moved to Oxford and my mum threw them all away
laziness wins again
Ayden Bailey
look at all the SEETHING evolafags
Nathan Ward
user, you do understand that half of all socialists hate communists, right?
Jordan King
>totalitarian communism = democratic socialism
what
Logan Russell
In the essay he's condemning all forms of large scale 'movements' which would include socialists too
Nolan Scott
Robert Adams
Is this book worth reading?
Jacob Jenkins
El Bumpo
Nolan Rodriguez
Archeofuturistic clan world looks DAMN comfy. Like out of a CYOA.
Jason Adams
Gold
Matthew Cooper
Too real for Yea Forums humour, where are the DFW references?
Carter Howard
I don't get the joke
Daniel Perez
Carson Lewis
did he ever post a pdf or doc of the entire manuscript?
Daniel Williams
No because it was fake and only brainlets would think it's real.
Christopher Kelly
whose the 4th one
Charles Watson
It's doubtful such a manuscript actually exists. The fact that people caught him multiple times having a too low percentage of "nigger" in the samples he posted and that he had to claim there were passages with higher concentrations of "nigger" that he didn't want to post, suggest definitively that such a text does not exist. For a more detailed examination of this question see the third issue of the New York Reaction Literary Review, the article entitled "The Nigger Novella: Does it Exist?" by Marcus De'Washington Phd.
Ayden Flores
I feel the same. It still absolutely makes my sides melt, but discovering it for the first time was almost a life changing experience.
Levi Smith
he did post a section with way higher density nigger posting though. He said there were occasional areas where there was just a rash of NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER repetitions, and posted one, where the words were even organized into further shapes spelling out the word nigger. with just a couple more niggerblocks like that he would have been fine the type of density posted
Joseph Gomez
tfw in the screenshot for the first time in my life. Congratulation me bros
Carson Richardson
Yes, but he only posted this passage after repeated inquiries regarding the lack of "niggers" in his prior passages. See the above mentioned article for a detailed statistical and stylistic analysis which settles this question beyond a shadow of a doubt. Other scholars have followed suit with similar conclusions in other publications. The controversy over the "Nigger Novella" is already old news in the world of academia.
Jacob Martinez
>tfw cant argue with cathedral experts
reee down with academia
Nolan Long
examples of post ironic irony:
niggers are human.
Andrew Stewart
This guy look like a literary cowboy gangster cop from the future.
Nolan Morales
I like it a lot, somehow it gaves off a Chesterton vibe but maybe that's just me.
Parker Davis
>Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
God damn that's good
Anthony Edwards
id love to purchase these Yea Forums books. what's the first thing about doing so?
Aaron Edwards
It's clearly based off Screwtape Letters
Bentley Reed
"based off" is kind of putting it mildly
Jackson Brown
Lovecraft
Brandon Lee
jesus christ
Samuel Powell
Elijah Barnes
Well I for one am enjoying this neo liberal globali-glossing of civilization unlike some people
Alexander Thomas
>lil b in there
objectively wrong
Josiah Bennett
kek'd
Tyler Young
Goodbye
Jack Thompson
One of them is making a podcast
Owen Ward
>pearlescent sperms
Henry Watson
Blake Martin
James Morgan
Connor Stewart
Camden Hill
Grayson Hall
Brandon Morgan
Benjamin Gray
Carter Peterson
Zachary Campbell
Carter Bailey
Julian Anderson
Jaxson Rogers
Jace Jenkins
I made this one