>Infinite Jest
>book contains finite amount of jest
Infinite Jest
>Moby-Dick
>book does, in fact, contain an enormous dick
>The Count of Monte Cristo
>The amount of Monte Cristos is never counted
This thread is fucking great
>thus spoke Zarathustra
>you have to read the whole thing
>The Red and the Black
>Numerous other colours are mentioned throughout the novel
More like
>Thus spoke Zarathustra
>Book doesn't even talk
>Pride and Prejudice
>Mr Darcy doesn't use a single racial slur
>Fahrenheit 451
>the book is room temperature
>The Great Gatsby
>Gatsby is if average weight and height
>Of Mice and Men
>There's only one mouse and its dead
>the gay science
>not a single mention of homosexuals
>brave new world
>planets cant have personalities
>Holy Bible
>it isn't holy
>Holy Bible
>has no holes in it
>Taming of the Shrew
>Not a single mouse like creature is tamed throu
>the new testament
>2,000 years old
*tips*
>Lord of the Rings
>Only one of the Rings is actually important
>1984
>read it last month
>The Beautiful and the Damned
>not one trap character
>A Confederacy of Dunces
>book doesn't take place during the civil war
Lmao
>Gravity's Rainbow
>wtff does that even mean lmao
>No Longer Human
>but hes japanese not black
>The Scarlet Letter
>Multiple if not all letters used, all in black
>stoner
>rapes wife instead of stoning her
>>has no holes in it
Holes? Let me point those out for you
Forgot the fucking image
This, and the OP ought read:
>Infinite Jest
>Finite, and not even humorous
Excellent
>Frankenstein
> the monster is named the monster and the doctor is named Dr Frankenstein
> Richard III
> there's only one Richard
> there's no Richard part 1 or part 2
gay = joyful
kys faggot homo lala man
>Stoner
>no one smokes weed
>In Cold Blood
>book is written in ink
>fault in our stars
>no space travel nor celestial repair involved
Remove this now heretic
> les miserables
> they actually become more miserable
>catcher in the rye
>nobody's caught in the rye
It's a jest of itself, the jest dupes you.
A jest of its infinity.