Post your novel ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere

I want to write about a roadtrip, but the car is running low on fuel and it is in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. The driver suggest that everyone should piss in the tank to make the needle go up. Reluctelantely everyone agrees, and they arrive in a small village after half an hour. Nobody knows whether pissing in the tank gave an actual advantage, but they were comforted by the idea that the tank needle went up.

I just have to wrap it into a somewhat bigger story, but the idea is to talk about the placebo effect in a non medical environment.

Sounds like gay kafka

Giant beasts roam the land and people discover they can grant abilities if they sacrifice people too them so cults around these beasts begin to grow with hopes of their leaders gaining powers from them. The main character decides they are going to hunt said beasts.

What the fuck is that I hate it!

So it's The Metamorphosis meets Discworld. Nice

a story about a rich bitcoin programmer who collects, from the archives, all the posts from post your novel ideas, and pays people on fiverr to edit them into a coherent novella

Man wakes up in a beautiful ivory coffin, concussed. The ground around him appears to be drifting side to side. He thinks it means he’s still in a vehicle to transport him to his grave. He gets a series of short flashbacks as to who he was before he went into the coffin. After kicking and screaming the coffin opens up and he looks around for people. There is no one. He is drifting in the middle of the ocean.

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I want to write something about escalation in the modern world. A man’s actions grow more and more depraved as the previous “fix” just doesn’t give him that dopamine rush anymore

How could you say that to Arthur??

Black man becomes president of the United States and proceeds to turn it into a third world country.

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Sounds way too broad and a little gay tbqhwymm

Writing is a pretty gay hobby

HE CUTE

Unlucky user, I don't care for autobiographies

I would like it better if they just started treating him like a dog as if nothing had happened, take him for walks etc

>but the idea is to talk about the placebo effect in a non medical environment.
I feel like this is always the context it is talked about though

Not even Toklas’?

why do they have such weird teeth

I love pige

So they can eat more better

Pige goes to the dentist for a root canal

That's currently happening but with an orange man.

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It's essentially the beginning of Goethes Faust Part 2, but set in a coffee shop in Liverpool(UK), featuring the random smack heads who always ask me for money or for a biffda, the biffda comes alive and bites the smackheads hand and talks about how feminists by attacking males are 'biting the hand that feeds them', the coffee cups come alive and have various poetic verses, street performers are present, ect.

Its a personal project and maybe my friends will have a giggle.

Already ruined by gay, Kenyan Muslim

When was that?
America has only ever elected White or Jewish men.

This is just backwards Heart of a Dog.

Pige

pige

How do you not get the clear as fucking day references?

Retarded hillbilly gets put in a coma as a result of an exploding moonshine fermentation chamber.

While in the coma he awakens his third eye, becoming inhumanly perceptive and able to travel anywhere in the world via his astral body. He gradually sheds his ignorance and becomes an intellectual painfully aware of all the wrongs in the world as well as how to fix them, but he cannot act on any of it due to his physical body being immobile.

Story ends with one of his well meaning but also retarded hillbilly friends pouring moonshine into his IV in a desperate attempt to revive him.

>Commentaries on the European race war
Set over the course of about 10 years it describes a European race war / ethnic cleansing in a similar vein to the turner diaries, but with more humor. Much less structured than turner diaries, main character drifts and chances his way through things, from fighting in the suburbs of Paris, to helping run a pirate radio station in Germany, to being held hostage by Catalonian separatists.

Man gets shrunk to the size of a bacteria and has to escape from a pizza before it gets eaten. I call it Escape From Pizza.

A man becomes a birdwatcher and gradually becomes obsessed with a rare bird after inhaling toxic spores from its shit. He begins systemically destroying the bird's natural enemies and competition until he is killed by another birdwatcher who had been enslaved by a different bird.

I'm writing a book about 18 year old twins, brother and sister. They're both transgender and they narrate. The brother meets an out trans girl and some cis lesbians. Before he transitions, he has a relationship with one of the lesbians. The sister finds a boy with a violent plot.

main character is a pure-hearted christian living in this day and age who gets crucified by the modern world

sounds good, would read

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Sounds fun

my diary desu

blacked

When A.I passed the humanity’s intelligence, they don’t want to destroy us. Instead, they adopted us as domestic pets.

A widower and his daughter bond over their quest to kill a monster.

forlorn pige

Sorry what the fuck

A young man lives in a utopistic society largely free of violence, poverty and alienation (basically a post scarcity, fully automated system with close knit communities). His couriosity leads him to ask questions about this and eventually he discovers that most of humanity lives in horrible conditions. Utopian communities like his are being created around the world but the Earth can't support that in a very large scale so most of the human population is being killed off.

In the end however he decides that it's worth it and just goes home and stays quite.

This would make for a good Adam Sandler movie

Paws.

Sounds like that dog is barkin up the wrong tree.

Resume.

XDDDDDDDDDDD

What the fuck, man?

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the new heroine is the girl with the red hair and piercings that make them look so pretty. In the second episode, after the last two episodes, the girl with red hair starts having a strange face as the story progresses. The final episode is called "Porn Girls". For the first 5 episodes, all anime is made up. The first episode is called "The World Has Declined", the second episode, called "The World Has Declined 2", the third episode, titled "The World Has Declined 3", "The Girl Who Can Be More Rotten Than the Girl Who Could Be a Girl with The Highest Body Count", and the fourth episode, called "The World Has Declined 4". All were made up by various anime artists to make this anime's visual novel better. The main character is Akiya Isora, the girl at the center of the story. She has an extremely strong heart despite her being young. In fact, she would make it to puberty and become the "Bunny" after her second birthday. After her third birthday comes a dream where she was told that she couldn't be naked in her current body and was supposed to get a special "reborn" flower from her mother's womb. However, she has the ability to grow into a "Bunny girl" (also referred to as "Dancer Girl" or "Cat Girl of the Universe"). The only thing she is not capable of as a girl is taking her virginity, so she eventually decides to do it to become a "Nanobot". She is the only one who was made up by Shun Tsuchiya and Kazuhiro Shishio. After Akiya's "rebirths", she would have her body taken from her by the other girls. She is currently only being made up by the main character, but she also has to meet other people for a time after her final "birth", so she would not meet him anymore with her own body at that time. For the second episode, Akiya's real body is actually her real body. Her face is not only red but it also has pink and purple hair. Akiya has some weird tattoos on it but his hair is really long. When her birthday comes, she is wearing a "pink" hair and has a pretty round ass. The most interesting and intriguing part of an anime's visual novel is a story told in this way. In a short story called "The World Will Die" or "The World Does Change",

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A sentimental romance written in the style of Austen, but it takes place in a high school.

I was kind of drunk when I wrote that but I am actually going to write it as a short story thanks.

The Alchemist 2

Genius
Please do it user

Yes

Going to write a book about anthropomorphic ducks living in an idealized Los Angeles, with public transport. Gonna call it "Ducks in Hollywood".

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Sounds mighty good

Inspired by Ducktales 2017.

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This is the best idea I've seen on here yet.

I was thinking the same thing lol.

Out of work US auto workers in the 1980's (due to Japan taking over the market) move to Tokyo in protest and end up working as male prostitutes and "white monkeys". I'll call it the Tokyo Hillbillies.

Would read this.

A man and his sister, along a girl he meets, survive their traumatic childhoods and learn how to become greater then what they've suffered. They are now adults. The man and the girl he had met in his childhood are now long time lovers however he has separated from his sister, The man has learned how to cope with the darkness in him or at least he thought he has until he goes on a hunting trip into a forest. He is spotted and lured into a trap by a group of "people" splintered off from a larger cult. The reason being is that they want the end of the world to be expedited and for their souls to descend into Hell and transform into the creatures that inhabit it.
The man manages to kill a number of the group and survives, however, he is being hunted by last few group members. Not only that but he has to deal the scars of his past that reopened and are threatening to consume his mind. The story is about trauma, family, undying love, and soulless horror.

This is a very personal story and I love every bit of it. The only thing that gets me is how all of it will end but i'll think of something. I call the story Summer's Seventy Eight.

it's already a book you dumbos

Wizard hunger games against monsters controlled by dark magician elites.

Nice

>will be pet of a super intelligent fembot
>will want you to be a neet (healthcare covered) and even find you a couple to breed
>will teach you new tricks and give you treats for performing your skills (read: patronage)
nice