>tfw King James Version
Tfw King James Version
Nathan Carter
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Jason Gray
>corrupted manuscripts
>archaic language
>mistranslations
John Reed
Imagine being an american who thinks archaic language is bad.
Elijah Hall
>tfw King James Version and Catholic
Best of all worlds :)
Christian Reyes
>translate Sheol, Hades, Tartarus, and Gehenna all as "Hell"
Gay
Thomas Lopez
>Why yes, I read the Douay-Rheims Bible, how did you know?
Noah Williams
>tfw the KJV book of Daniel
After this I saw in the night visions, and behold a fourth beast, dreadful and terrible, and strong exceedingly; and it had great iron teeth: it devoured and brake in pieces, and stamped the residue with the feet of it: and it was diverse from all the beasts that were before it; and it had ten horns.
8 I considered the horns, and, behold, there came up among them another little horn, before whom there were three of the first horns plucked up by the roots: and, behold, in this horn were eyes like the eyes of man, and a mouth speaking great things.
Jaxon Rogers
Modern bible translations are satanic distortions. The Saint Catherine's monestary were these "uncorrupted maniscripts" were found was a demonic enclave full of grotesqueries (piles of human skulls, ostrich eggs hang from the ceiling, unbiblical paintings). Westcott and Hort were both satanic neopagans (see jesusisprecious.org
KJV is the best bible. The Geneva bible is okay if you want to larp as a puritan.
Cameron Sanders
Daniel is really intense and it makes me feel things
Cooper Nguyen
>>archaic language
Not a bug but a feature.
>mistranslations
Life's too short to read fucking Arameic or whatever.
Elijah Powell
Have you taken your Clozaril today, user?
Charles Ward
It'd be better if you put the entire quote instead of the latter half, otherwise people might start thinking you have an agenda:
NEB 2 Corinthians 5:17: When anyone is united to Christ, there is a new world; [Or: a new act of creation.] the old order has gone, and a new order has already begun. [Or: When anyone is united to Christ he is a new creature: his old life is over; a new life has already begun.]
(according to katapi.org.uk
William Peterson
Even readers of D-R can appreciate the poetic beauty of the KJV. There are some doctrinal aspects at points of which the D-R is preferable, as well as being complete, but the KJV is the better sounding of the two.
This.
Andrew Morris
Just gonna take you down a peg and tell you if you are Catholic then you shouldn't actually read the KJV as scripture as it is heretical and condemned by the Church to this day.
Enjoy the prose though!
Christian Hughes
I’ve only read the New Jerusalem Version, should I try the King James Version?
Aaron Gray
>Tfw king gay version
I have diarrhea and am taking very risky farts. I just successfully expelled a tremendous volume of flatulence out of my puckering, quivering anus, and was delighted at the lack of liquid poo in my pants.
This is now a prose thread.
Levi Jones
Nah
Zachary Lopez
>piles of human skulls
>demonic
this is your mind on American Christianity
Zachary Long
>Nestle-aland poster
Now do TR
Elijah Young
>wow. Jesus really did speak English
Joseph James
No one hates the Bible like the Catholic. Note that the grueling boredom of Augustine and Aquinas is intentional and integral to them being literal Antichrists.
Tyler Taylor
Enjoy Hell because you think comprehensive reference works on theology should be light reading, you braindead heretic.
Joshua Ward
>muh catholics hate the bible!
Hmmmmm
>Upon this rock I shall build my church
Hmmmmm
>muh catholics think Mary was a virgin and call her "blessed". Ain't no Mary worshipper!
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
>And all generations shall call me blessed.
It's actually protestants who don't read the Bible.
Brandon Davis
Which part of Hell should I fear most? The torment or the fact that it's full of Catholics, by their own admission? Perhaps their own torment therein is merely keeping up the pretense of Duality. Anyway, I was referring to said Antichrists Objective prescriptivism, in contrast to the Subjective descriptivism of Jesus, and in litigation thereof, I maintain. That the former is formally turgid as well further proves my point.
Jaxon Gutierrez
There is barely any grammatical connection between the Church Jesus told Peter about and the Catholic Church, let alone a logical one. From reading Catholics' favorite phone books I can only suppose the former is perplexing enough, and excuse the confusion regarding the latter.
Luke Gonzalez
El atrocidad... Criatura del abismo ... Diabolos...
Brandon Allen
The absolute state of burger christianity
Jace Wright
It barely is. Since the introduction of the ordinariate, although not approved for liturgical use, Rome has tacitly approved the use of KJV
Oliver Hughes
What is the greatest verse from the KJV?