What's a good fringe philosophy for a 27 year old white man to adhere to?

anti-natalism

Fringe means something different depending on who you ask. Since you're asking on Yea Forums, the fringe philosophy would be anything that isn't nihilistic or communistic drivel.

You are retarded. Gaddis' point was that reproduction had largely destroyed art. Commercialization, as he put it "turning the creative artist into a performing artist". Gaddis never really expressed anything against technology, and this is an absolutely terrible interpretation of his indictment of the player piano. You should commit sudoku out of shame. Pynchon on the other hand, did write exactly one article for us plebs "Is It Okay To Be a Luddite". His conclusion is difficult to say for sure. He does appear to be at least an optimist despite potential ironies.

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Jesus Christ, I haven't masturbated in over a week after taking on serious religious responsibility (not celibacy). I want to express physical affection, I want to watch pornography and masturbate, I want a girl to love. I'm lonely, I'm sad...

>guys how do i become quirky and shpeshial grrrr the damn NORMIES

Pyrrhonism

>btfo literally everyone
>have ataraxia follow you like a shadow follows a body

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He said “good”

And then I’ll make a sexual post and you’ll disappear again.

I know what you’re doing :p

Get back here and admit you're a retard

>N-word
>not nigger
I dont approve of your personal lifestyle choices

>the reddit tourist mono-boarder doesn't understand the joke
Of course

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Clean your room, bucko

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Meteorological nihilism

Embrace Monadology

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Gnosticism

>transitional posturing
these are hilarious user

Esoteric xenocellerationism

>Post Metropolitanism
>Radical Pedantry
>Neo-Feudal Revival Communities
>Yogic Algebra
>Seeing Bassnectar 100 Times
>Ascetic Hedonism
>Coprophagic Bulimia
>Transcendental Gluttony
>Objectivism
>Oedipal Defenestration
>Breathairianism

Blavatskian Theosophy

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frenetic hypernatalism

beautiful reposte!

Right through the visual liquid sack binorum.

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spontaenous artificialty

post spectrum non Euclidean matricies

transgenerative ancestries

heh, you call that fringe? try these on for size:
>monochromatic transexualism
>literary bon mot terrorism
>antiquarian sadism
>ironic chivalry
>anonymous epigram donation
>pan-turkish universalist imperialism
>sycophantic academicism
>deep self-perplexing
>therapeutic friendzoning
>chronographic mindreading
>synchronized menstruation flash mobs
>greco-roman pottery assembly and disassembly retreats
>pinhole perspectivism
>operatic dishwashing
>scatological meditation
>organic nepotism
>post-biological self-shaming
>transcendental waffling
>semen liberation
>self-immolation fantasy
>impromptu theme-less masquerades

Discordianism. Guerilla Ontology.

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Okay but you actually don't get the development or reasoning behind why you're seeing it now, and your sarcasm can't make up for that newfag

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I WANT TO CUM ON HER TITS SO BAD BUT SHE ONLY WANT BBC THE FUCKING WHORE

tiddies

Try reading Schopenhauer's "Aphorysms on the Wisdom of Life", this book is very realistic, prepares you for the pain of the world, and gives a lot of life tips everyone should know.

Maryland Ren Faireism

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Okay retard

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You need to get into something esoteric, something interesting.

Posadism is too mainstream these days. I'd recommend finding a /x/ iceberg image and googling anything on the second-lowest layer.

ecofascism

a white nite

This, also pic related

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Platonism.
The OG tradition.

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>assault professor

Holy shit

god damn it user, if you keep telling people about my private pottery parties, there aren't going to be any athenian ewers left to smash

follow the tao of Steve.

Be desireless
Be excellent
Retreat from honors and affections, so that the honorable and the affectionate shall seek you out with greater intensity.

dolt

I went to high school with a guy like this.
He dressed like the people Norman Rockwell paintings.
It was not a good look.
He did drive a sweet 1950 Chevy truck though.

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MOMMY

The fact that you specifically want something "fringe" suggests that you should probably be gobbling cum, if not already doing so.

Since you seem to consider "fringe" to be a valid criteria for adhering to a philosophy dandyism is the only thing that can suit you.

Im not the same user and i refered to the stance in fencing :(

Mass sacrifice of non-STEMfags to the sleeping machine gods to bring about an eternal programmer ethnostate.

I wonder what will become of subcultures when cultures are wholly washed away leaving only an encompassing mass culture, distinctions, not matter how artificial, being particularly important. Some already treat the gay subculture as their core identity, these groups largely base themselves on material consumption. Like trannies mainly distinguishing themselves as 'female' with dildos, artificially 'girly' clothes (shit that is only girly because it is marketed as such), sexual promiscuity, and pathological attention-whoring. I said programmers because they're really weird. Nerd culture in general is disgusting but programming culture is pretty extreme.

based

Insinuating objectivism is either good or fringe.

Posadism

I bet you listen to steampunk giraffe.

kierkegaardian cosmonaut. Become a knight of faith and make a crusade across the barren and threatening galaxy. To understand why it was not God that stayed Abraham's hand is to explore every knowable inch of the cosmos, but without the prospect of divine intervention or knowledge.

Esoteric Boomerism

Alan Watts? Manly Palmer Hall?

pathetic

Any, because everyone is retarded now and barely anybody reads anymore.