Do you ever go to the cinema alone?

do you ever go to the cinema alone?

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no but that's only because I don't go to the cinema cos it's shit, stinks and is expensive

what if it was good, clean and reasonably priced?

I watched Apocalypse Now final cut alone at the cinema recently and I had never watched any version before. Cinema was nearly empty, everyone was quiet and well-behaved. It was the most kino experience of my life.

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the proportionaite effort of going to the cinema as opposed to watching movies in comfort of home with good headphones or speakers still makes the trade-off not worth it, however if there is a movie in which audiences would react or enhance the experience i'd be there

Yeah, I literally don't see any problem with this

no my gf always wants to come with me

what do you reckon Yea Forums the groups to the right are intimidating

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row I seat 9 right next to them, establish dominance make the females suck your penis

>be 14
>no friends
>go cinema alone due to boredom, just want to get out of the house
>see "Mr Woodcock"
>funny in places to a 14-year-old, but generally pretty shit
>a few days later
>chat to people at school about weekend
>say I went to the cinema
>later, in art class
>everyone discussing movies
>one of the guys I was talking to earlier yells "I KNOW A GUY WHO GOES TO THE CINEMA BY HIMSELF LMAO"
>Whole class laughs
>popular girl says "haha what kind of loser goes to the cinema alone? The whole point is to go with your friends"
>everyone laughs
>I chuckle along but cry when I get home

>t. Phone watcher

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I did once because it was F R E E

I remember one time me and my mates were in the cinema and there was this really weird guy in the row behind by himself. He was bald but had really long stringy hair at the sides and these big dorky milk bottle glasses. You know the ones that make your eyes look huge. Anyway we kept turning around to look at this weirdo. He was so goofy looking lmao. He was bright red and pretending to text someone too the whole time.

Not after last time, the cinema jester pulled my pants down and humiliated me in front of the entire theatre. I filed an official complaint but the cinema falcon that I talked to wouldn't shut up about snakes and popcorn mines.

I'm thinking of going to Rambo alone. Should I?

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all the time
I usually bring beer too

I used to, now I go there so rarely, that I usually plan a kino evening in advance and find someone to go with. I'm a slav, here nobody cares if you are going to the cinema alone.

If you have to ask you should not.
A man who goes to the cinema alone must ooze confidence. He cannot show any weakness otherwise people will notice and exploit it.
It's only weird if you think it is.

Rarely. When I do I go to the IMAX at the science museum up here. I saw Blade Runner a few times there, and Space Odyssey recently, starshit like First Man and Star Wars movies.

Mostly I watch in my home theater.

No, I go with my mother
that's even worse isn't it

I saw BR2049 by myself. I'm going to see Joker by myself as well.

Going with your mother is like ten times worse than going alone. You don't accept social defeat and you make it even worse by bringing your mother there.

It's 2018 and I want to see Aquaman, but my family doesn't. I go by myself, I don't have friends to ask. "Ticket for one to Aquaman, please," I ask while putting the a coke from their fridge on the counter. The young female cashier looks down and smirks. I thank her and head towards the cinema. I show the ticket checker my ticket. "Just by yourself tonight?" he asks. Ask I make my way through the doors I can hear the trailers playing. The trailers mean that the movie is starting soon so I begin speed walking towards my seat. This draws the attention of the theatre. After browsing through the rows for my number after an untimely period, distracting and scaring the people seated nearby, I finally find my row. A group of kids, who were perhaps having a party, all stare at me as I try my best to squeeze past their legs that were impolitely not moving. "I think he's by himself" I hear whispered, followed by "what's that smell?". Half way through this group and after accidentally grabbing the seats in front to stabilise myself, making people turn around with rude expressions, due to condensation on my coke can I drop it while trying to escape their giggling and am too embarrassed and self-aware to try to behind over and reach for it from underneath a little girl's chair. I pretend not to notice my missing can and finally get to my seat which is unfortunately in the middle of the row between the mother and a high school woman with her friend. The mother asks me if I dropped my can and my body can only respond with a quick and indirect "No". Afraid that sounded rude, I attempt to make brief eye contact with her but get frightened in the last second, falling short of her face and staring right into her chest. Both of us recoil quickly as I contemplate suicide while struggling to comprehend my own social inadequacy.

I went a couple of times, once of those times I went alone I watched Tintin, what a fucking piece of shit movie. Since then I have never gone by myself, not because of the social anxiety or anything like that, but because of fucking Tintin. Fuck that shitty French piece of crap creepy movie.

I sit in denial until the movie starts, and my consciousness finally descends back into the reality of this theatre I find myself stuck in. I notice the teenage girl has shifted to the far edge of her seat to seemingly avoid my presence. The fact that I am watching a movie escapes me despite that I have locked my head into always looking forward to avoid any further embarrassment. Too scared to leave I try my best to relax given the situation. The movie starts and I hear the opening of a can suspiciously from the same place I dropped mine. For the next 2 hours I tolerate the cheering of kids, the absolute savagery of Homo sapiens feasting on overpriced cinema commodity, and the lusting of women over Jason Momoa. I wait patiently for either side of my row to leave before I even considered getting up. I flee the cinema while groups of people out of the corner of my eye stare at me, the loser who watched a movie alone. In my car I weep.

Your kinoplex is huge user.

Why when you can do it at home? Why arent you living on hermitmode yet?

Yes late at night and it's usually just me and a couple of other regulars.
Nothing better than having the place to myself with a tub of 'corn.

You talk about the experience after the fact (or you just rudely talk in the theater).

That being said I go alone.

went to see John wick 3 alone drunk and a Brown girl spilled my 12% beer all over her own chair

It's a great thing to do with friends because you can cuddle and fondle each other.

every week

THERE IS A WORLD

>giving normalfags the satisfaction of defeating me
yeah i think not

>$5
>Expensive
Good. I prefer no one else in the theater with me.

The last time I went to movies with someone, was 1999 to see Toy Story 2 with my parents

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>Caring what high schoolers think
Who gives a fuck?

Last time I went with someone was Jurassic world. I was 19 at the time babysitting some 14 year old brat. She gave me a good handy though, but the movie sucked

>Feeling insecure about spending time with your mom.
When she's gone I bet you had wished you went to some movies with her.

The only time I went alone was in middle school to see Monsters Vs Aliens 3D. I meant to see it all together with my friends but my mom dropped me off at the wrong theater, so after 30 minutes of sitting and telling the ticket-checker that "my friends were on their way," I walked into the theater without popcorn and hid my teary eyes with the complimentary 3D glasses in the dark.

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>admitting to crime online

This. Just a few weeks ago I took my mom and sister to see Lion King because I actually like spending time with family. The next weekend I took a female friend to watch the new Tarankino film and had nachos.

Yeah, when I'm angry at my family and want to be alone.

kek

I go with my dad

the chairs are too cozy the air conditioner is too cold i sleep even when i go alone even family avoids going with me alone i must stay awake

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No, I go with my brother. I find it to be unbearably boring alone.

No, I don't have any friends