>friday night
why are you here?
Friday night
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Just taking a shit
relax bud it's not even noon
BANE?
it's barely 2pm, mate. I'm still at work.
ITS 3 IN THE AFTERNOON BANE
Sitting watching Netflix with my gf and phone posting. Stay mad
why are you so curious as to why im here on a friday when you dont really give a shit when im here during the week
anyway to answer your question i just like to browse and occasionally make threads which either get some replies or none at all
also i just like the freedom we have here to say what evers on your mind with no concequences
It's 3 PM.
I have a family party tonight. Going to my Grandma's house, we're probably going to order a pizza from a local Greek place that makes excellent food.
I'm fasting until then so I can eat as much pizza as possible
Its friday!?
Can I go to your house and cuddle with you guys? Please?
Whoa I thought it was Friday yesterday
Same.
I went to the pub after work, probably gunna have an early night I'm shattered
STRAYA CUNT!
ITS A GOOD MOTTO
IVE LITERALLY PHONEPOSTED WHILE HAVING SEX
Posting frog threads
>night
YES COMRADE IT IS TME FOR SUBVERTS YES YES!! FILL WESTPIG INTERNET WITH BANEPOST GARBAGE MORE MORE YES!! WELL SUBVERTED MY COMRADE AGAINST THE AMERICA YES!!
No life
Just some lurking before sleep.
I have no friends
can i fuck your roastie gf pls? i just need to finish in her asshole.
yeah I'm thinking he's based
>GUYS LOOK I HAVE A GF AND YOU DONT HAHA LOL XD
>shit was so cash
>just like me
Holy fuck it REEKS of incel in this thread.
now that youve arrived, yes.
Same, bros
She'll dump you and you'll turn into a sad wojak in no time, fren. What comes around is all around, fag.
where else would i be?
i was born on Yea Forums, molded by it
i don't have anything else in my life
Based
Cause now I got a home gym, so I don't have any reason to leave anymore.
>people explaining themselves to a batman picture
Err
why are YOU here?
I haven't slept in 35 hours so I'm too tired to do anything except shitpost
was there a deleted scene about this guy?
should i just kill myself and get it over with already?
I don't have to tell you shit OP
Tonight, should I drink or should I coom? I had a horrible goddamn day, but I haven't coomed all week.
>should I coom
NO. DELETE THIS. SHE WAS PURE. FUCK SAKE.
to check digits
Coom. Then drink it.
Have you heard the phrase "you are what you eat"?
>you will never have a square-heeled gf like her
>from your head to your feet :)
some hollywood exec is slamming away into her ass right this moment
BTFO
I'm just taking a poop before I leave work early to go home and upload some movies for my Yea Forums bros.
Why bother? we can torrent or stream it if we're lazy.
I bet she drank another dude's cum last weekend
I know I'll get shit on for being a normie, but I'm hiding from my new gf
Pretending to be asleep just so I can get a few moments of peace and quiet
I have literally never separated my laundry by color and haven't encountered a single problem.
incels gonna seethe at how that's possible, but i remember pretending i'm studying/sleeping when i just wanted to shitpost and play vidya for the evening without talking to my gf, haha
i miss her so fucking much lads
post her feet
Maybe you wouldn't be susceptible to this sort of thing if you got a gf
Dubbs mean yes.
Man seeing this thread makes me feel like home. Why we human like repetition so much?
Post her pits
I'm sitting in my home office with a gun and a 20 year scotch i was saving for our anniversary. The bottle is one third down. I just had pics sent to me from an anonymous email of my wife cheating on me. I am trying to decide who to use the gun on. She is not due home for 2hrs.
Playing vidya with my gf, then a nice slow fuck followed by dark crystal with wine and cheese in bed. Good times
Post her feet, pits and turd cutter
>dark crystal
gay
I'm at work until 7 then I'm off to play video games and touch my benis
use it on your wife, then your local government official(s, as many as possible), then yourself
i know that bitch. me and my homies gangbanged her a week ago.
just to suffer
post pics since she's no longer your wife.
stop ruining the comfy thread
stop resorting to gun violence you fucking loser. man the fuck up and leave the bitch.
Drinking and listening to music.
It's not comfy at all, it's just "lel my gf though :D" and sadness shitting
Also why would you seriously reply to an obvious bait post?
I'm married. I just got back from my jog, and now I'm "programming" whilst my wife lulls my teething 1 year old to sleep upstairs.
Kill me
can you post some pics of her asshole?
>"programming"
NEEDING EXCUSES FOR SHITPOSTING
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LET THEM MOVE IN
I was studying all day and didn't feel like going out
to shitpost
Now we're talking, got a sauce on that friendo?
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
i made the webm myself
her name is pbsteve on chaturbate
Holy fuck she looks just like a teacher that I used to fantasize about getting a footjob from. Gonna go coom brb.
Nice one, does she do stuff like that often?
Coom away George
I'm always around if there's a JC thread on the go.
she shows off her feet A LOT
clever girl
thats a good question, bane
Even now she's beautiful, but in her prime I'd hit that pussy with the power of a thousand megatons.
He's a big guy.
Ayyyyy
Just got a new cat to keep my old one company
I have to stay here for a few days to make sure they don't fucking kill eachother
Thinkin about doing a coom tonight, any reccs for the occasion?
to winopost
Bobbi starr
dont do it bro
You will become the true coomer when you coom to nothing. No porn, no doujin, no hgame, no text, no imagination. When you empty your mind, and jacking off is done unconsciously, then you will truly coom.
Princess Trainer by Akabur
Milfy City new update
Been here every friday since 2010 the fuck are you going to do about it baño
>he doesnt know
bruh lmaooo
Now THIS is a thread that I haven't seen in a while.
>why are you here?
i have nowhere else to go
>>>/reddit/
Oh my god, my college is going badly, hanging out outside the garage with my friends doing drugs so deadening but hte weather is so beautiful and poetic, my girlfriend (yes i have one) man I get to relate to you guys more and more but I have a runny nose becuase of my feeling of compassion for those who refrain from sex and my parents oh I hurt them so
>>>/zoomer/
damn! raimi looks like that!?
It's the police commissioner.
came home after too shy to flirt with a thicc goth hottie. at least I got weed and cider.
Nigga you're gay.
Use the gun on her
Have you ever seen what a 44 does to a woman's pussy?
That you should see.
My friends are busy and im going out to a dinner party tomorow anyway. Picked up some chicken and jumbalaya mix and a small thing of icecream. The library had a seemingly descent batch of movie and tv i havnt seen before seen before or in a long time:
>the snowman
>wind river(seen it before it was pretty good)
>sweet virginia
>there will be blood(one of my favorites)
>veep season 2-4
>1st season the the wire (this had better be good)
>wintersbone(doesnt look that great Jlaw is sexy)
"Mood Pictures BDSM elite pain"
If I was your friend irl I would help you kill her and dispose the body. I hope you know I am being completely serious. God speed, friend.
bubble bath, candles, incense
(no pron)
is hermayones training ready?
romantic
I have explosive diarrhea
dubs say you do it
Larp
>junior in college
>zero friends
I'm so fucking lonely. I havent talked to anyone except cashiers for two days
Bump
join a club user, it helped me
Hanging out with Bane & the crew since 2012
what should i watch tonight ?
For the coomer threads
Where else can I go?
Flooded in. Well, I'm not, but I told the office I was and they were all like "YEAH WE ARE ALSO MOST EVERYONE STAYED HOME" so I was like I'll just sit here and drink all day so I did and then I passed out around noon. I think I'll put together a gunpla when my hands stop shaking.
I went to the philosophy club meetup and I was literally the only one there. Now all the clubs have started
Sounds incredibly comfy, what model?
I kind of hate my bipolar gf but can’t bring myself to break it off completely
Still at work waiting for the YRC guy to show up so I can give him the pallet and go home and watch Evangelion for the 8th time
i'm here for the banter
This 'un. They're expensive as fuck around here, it's better to order direct from the nips or find some amazon shop that sells them for cheap despite what /m/ might tell you. I've never had a problem with fakes or shit missing or getting the wrong item, it just takes a long time for them to come in.
wow 4 chan has really shit the bed. I should start just hanging out on my own.
because
>no friends
>nothing going on in my life outside of the gym/work
>video games are becoming boring
feel like my life is on hold and I'm trapped in an existential nightmare
where the hell am I supposed to be?
Find love
just keep your powder dry and invest in your future, shit will get better
a casino
that's not a place
but I hate gambling