Friday night

Its friday!?

Can I go to your house and cuddle with you guys? Please?

Whoa I thought it was Friday yesterday

Same.

I went to the pub after work, probably gunna have an early night I'm shattered

STRAYA CUNT!

ITS A GOOD MOTTO
IVE LITERALLY PHONEPOSTED WHILE HAVING SEX

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Posting frog threads

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>night

YES COMRADE IT IS TME FOR SUBVERTS YES YES!! FILL WESTPIG INTERNET WITH BANEPOST GARBAGE MORE MORE YES!! WELL SUBVERTED MY COMRADE AGAINST THE AMERICA YES!!

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No life

Just some lurking before sleep.

I have no friends

can i fuck your roastie gf pls? i just need to finish in her asshole.

yeah I'm thinking he's based

>GUYS LOOK I HAVE A GF AND YOU DONT HAHA LOL XD

>shit was so cash

>just like me

Holy fuck it REEKS of incel in this thread.

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now that youve arrived, yes.

Same, bros

She'll dump you and you'll turn into a sad wojak in no time, fren. What comes around is all around, fag.

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where else would i be?
i was born on Yea Forums, molded by it
i don't have anything else in my life

Based

Cause now I got a home gym, so I don't have any reason to leave anymore.

>people explaining themselves to a batman picture
Err

why are YOU here?

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I haven't slept in 35 hours so I'm too tired to do anything except shitpost

was there a deleted scene about this guy?

should i just kill myself and get it over with already?

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I don't have to tell you shit OP

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Tonight, should I drink or should I coom? I had a horrible goddamn day, but I haven't coomed all week.

>should I coom

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NO. DELETE THIS. SHE WAS PURE. FUCK SAKE.

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to check digits

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Coom. Then drink it.

Have you heard the phrase "you are what you eat"?

>you will never have a square-heeled gf like her

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>from your head to your feet :)

some hollywood exec is slamming away into her ass right this moment

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BTFO

I'm just taking a poop before I leave work early to go home and upload some movies for my Yea Forums bros.

Why bother? we can torrent or stream it if we're lazy.

I bet she drank another dude's cum last weekend

I know I'll get shit on for being a normie, but I'm hiding from my new gf

Pretending to be asleep just so I can get a few moments of peace and quiet

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I have literally never separated my laundry by color and haven't encountered a single problem.

incels gonna seethe at how that's possible, but i remember pretending i'm studying/sleeping when i just wanted to shitpost and play vidya for the evening without talking to my gf, haha
i miss her so fucking much lads

post her feet

Maybe you wouldn't be susceptible to this sort of thing if you got a gf

Dubbs mean yes.

Man seeing this thread makes me feel like home. Why we human like repetition so much?

Post her pits

I'm sitting in my home office with a gun and a 20 year scotch i was saving for our anniversary. The bottle is one third down. I just had pics sent to me from an anonymous email of my wife cheating on me. I am trying to decide who to use the gun on. She is not due home for 2hrs.

Playing vidya with my gf, then a nice slow fuck followed by dark crystal with wine and cheese in bed. Good times

Post her feet, pits and turd cutter

>dark crystal
gay

I'm at work until 7 then I'm off to play video games and touch my benis

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use it on your wife, then your local government official(s, as many as possible), then yourself

i know that bitch. me and my homies gangbanged her a week ago.

just to suffer

post pics since she's no longer your wife.

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stop ruining the comfy thread
stop resorting to gun violence you fucking loser. man the fuck up and leave the bitch.

Drinking and listening to music.

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It's not comfy at all, it's just "lel my gf though :D" and sadness shitting
Also why would you seriously reply to an obvious bait post?

I'm married. I just got back from my jog, and now I'm "programming" whilst my wife lulls my teething 1 year old to sleep upstairs.

Kill me

can you post some pics of her asshole?

>"programming"
NEEDING EXCUSES FOR SHITPOSTING

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LET THEM MOVE IN

I was studying all day and didn't feel like going out

to shitpost

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Now we're talking, got a sauce on that friendo?

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FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

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i made the webm myself
her name is pbsteve on chaturbate

Holy fuck she looks just like a teacher that I used to fantasize about getting a footjob from. Gonna go coom brb.

Nice one, does she do stuff like that often?
Coom away George

I'm always around if there's a JC thread on the go.

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she shows off her feet A LOT

clever girl

thats a good question, bane

Even now she's beautiful, but in her prime I'd hit that pussy with the power of a thousand megatons.

He's a big guy.

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Ayyyyy

Just got a new cat to keep my old one company

I have to stay here for a few days to make sure they don't fucking kill eachother

Thinkin about doing a coom tonight, any reccs for the occasion?

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to winopost

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Bobbi starr

dont do it bro

You will become the true coomer when you coom to nothing. No porn, no doujin, no hgame, no text, no imagination. When you empty your mind, and jacking off is done unconsciously, then you will truly coom.

Princess Trainer by Akabur

Milfy City new update

Been here every friday since 2010 the fuck are you going to do about it baño

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>he doesnt know
bruh lmaooo

Now THIS is a thread that I haven't seen in a while.

>why are you here?
i have nowhere else to go

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>>>/reddit/

Oh my god, my college is going badly, hanging out outside the garage with my friends doing drugs so deadening but hte weather is so beautiful and poetic, my girlfriend (yes i have one) man I get to relate to you guys more and more but I have a runny nose becuase of my feeling of compassion for those who refrain from sex and my parents oh I hurt them so

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>>>/zoomer/

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damn! raimi looks like that!?

It's the police commissioner.

came home after too shy to flirt with a thicc goth hottie. at least I got weed and cider.

Nigga you're gay.

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Use the gun on her
Have you ever seen what a 44 does to a woman's pussy?
That you should see.

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My friends are busy and im going out to a dinner party tomorow anyway. Picked up some chicken and jumbalaya mix and a small thing of icecream. The library had a seemingly descent batch of movie and tv i havnt seen before seen before or in a long time:
>the snowman
>wind river(seen it before it was pretty good)
>sweet virginia
>there will be blood(one of my favorites)
>veep season 2-4
>1st season the the wire (this had better be good)
>wintersbone(doesnt look that great Jlaw is sexy)

"Mood Pictures BDSM elite pain"

If I was your friend irl I would help you kill her and dispose the body. I hope you know I am being completely serious. God speed, friend.

bubble bath, candles, incense
(no pron)

is hermayones training ready?

romantic

I have explosive diarrhea

dubs say you do it

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Larp

>junior in college
>zero friends
I'm so fucking lonely. I havent talked to anyone except cashiers for two days

Bump

join a club user, it helped me

Hanging out with Bane & the crew since 2012

what should i watch tonight ?

For the coomer threads

Where else can I go?

Flooded in. Well, I'm not, but I told the office I was and they were all like "YEAH WE ARE ALSO MOST EVERYONE STAYED HOME" so I was like I'll just sit here and drink all day so I did and then I passed out around noon. I think I'll put together a gunpla when my hands stop shaking.

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I went to the philosophy club meetup and I was literally the only one there. Now all the clubs have started

Sounds incredibly comfy, what model?

I kind of hate my bipolar gf but can’t bring myself to break it off completely

Still at work waiting for the YRC guy to show up so I can give him the pallet and go home and watch Evangelion for the 8th time

i'm here for the banter

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youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY

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This 'un. They're expensive as fuck around here, it's better to order direct from the nips or find some amazon shop that sells them for cheap despite what /m/ might tell you. I've never had a problem with fakes or shit missing or getting the wrong item, it just takes a long time for them to come in.

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wow 4 chan has really shit the bed. I should start just hanging out on my own.

because
>no friends
>nothing going on in my life outside of the gym/work
>video games are becoming boring
feel like my life is on hold and I'm trapped in an existential nightmare

where the hell am I supposed to be?

Find love

just keep your powder dry and invest in your future, shit will get better

a casino

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that's not a place

but I hate gambling