Anyone in this thread that gets dubs is the Thing.
Anyone in this thread that gets dubs is the Thing
phew, glad i only get singles.
Don't worry, I'm human alright
Make me
i am definitely not the thing.
the thing is about jews btw.
parasite flees from europeans (jewish expulsions to us americans, US americans kill the europeans (WW2)
parasite then destroys the US base from the inside
Ain't me.
Good to know I only get singles
unf
What do we do if the Thing is here?
This is a waste of time. Everybody, come with me. We're leaving.
This is stupid, I ain't the goddamn thing!
Give it a bottle full of gasoline pretending it's alcohol, just to make sure.
also the parasite uses devide and conquer tactics just like bagel-eater media does. in the end distrust is everywhere because of the parasite
Rawr (vov)
I'm the president of the united states, ergo I can't be this thing.
Woke, but unintentional.
Oh no get him! He is the Thing!
AW FUCK
OH FUCK
SHIIIIIIII-
Truth is, it was rigged from the start.
Is this Thing on Thing?
this is your end, bagel eater
I really thought that was Aragon in the james bond movie with the fire in the hotel at the end
Look at those numbers! Somebody get 'im!
BACK OFF MAN
TRIPS AREN'T DUBS
FUCKKKK
Chad???
TRUST NO ONE
finish them yeji!!!
NOOO not the money gun!! this will just attract the attention of the jew!!
Guys. Actually I think those with odd digits are things and we should go after them instead of double digits who are innocent.
>why yes, I'd love to absorb and multiply any organic matter in my presence, how could you tell?
Not you too...
this is true. dont kill yeji
i sure do enjoy the company of my fellow brethren here
that weeb is a THING
QUICK, BURN HIM!
NICE TRY, AYY LMAO.
how do you do, fellow humans?
I thought the thing was supposed to be indistinguishable from humans but tommy wiseau is so obviously an alien
*runs out of the thread*
Who would win in a fight between the thing and noface?
No.
Okay everybody, for safety I suggest we all get naked and douse ourselves in gasoline. It's the only way to be safe.
I m not a damn thing. My wife is black too
These rolls are stupid, let me come back inside.
Oh no you don't
what if i touch you with my penis?
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no alien son
H-hey, I was just kidding about leaving. Here, I'll hold the flamethrower while you take a break.
what is a noface?
Human here, checking in.
NO, I can't trust any of you!
I know I’m human
I like "The Thing" movie!
I understand, and let me be the first to tell you how cool I am with you handling the flamethrower.
SHIT IT'S GOT THE FLAMETHROWER
SOMEBODY HELP ME
Don't worry, I'm not the thing!
user BLAST HIM!
you didn't even try to disguise yourself as human
That's an Astral Dreadnought by the way, not a demon.
LOOK WHO'S TALKING MOTHER FUCKER
:^)
I knew it was you Gary
We don't know.
im not the thing
WE'RE BEING OVERRUN WITH THINGS!!
I'm just a qt black girl anons ;)
Imma just lookin for a white boyfriend
Kill yourself btw
Shoo shoo tranny dischord poster
look! there it is now!
Look who's talking motherfucker!
you first
Is the chance in dubs so high nowadays because of how much traffic this site gets? Lame
Ok guys we got one chance to get this right, lets do this...
I say we burn all the white people first just incase they are the thing. There is no evidence that black people can be the thing and it only has effected whites.
Look who's talking mother fucker!
Uhhh okay, me first
Oops
Do me next.
Et tu, Chad?
Only a dumb nigger confuses affected with effected. Learn english you dumb baboon.
You guys just blowing your own cover. I thought The Thing share its mind with each fake.
hi, I'm the chess wizard computer, beep boop
la cosa ...
XD wouldn't it be ironic if i got doubles XDDDD
Oh no haha im not the thing ;)))) hehehe
uh
That's what you'd like us to think, user. Or should I say THINGANON!
I’m just a regular human like everyone else
It's me, your waifu! let me in!
Can I go now? I just wanna play Chess Wizard, man.
I ain't no thang
Ok you guys are good.
Which one of you monsters are next?
okay now lets hold on a minute
You seem pretty nervous user, got something to hide?
n-no all the blood business just m-makes me nauseous
Let’s not be too hasty with that thing, it probably won’t work
Well let's see about that
Someone in this thread is a thing.
Alright...
now ive just about had it with you moaning faggots always ramblings their mouths and pointing fucking fingers
What’s the matter user? You haven’t rolled up your sleeve yet, maybe it’s you?!
I'm safe then
When you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH
Aliens begone.
Let's calm down; just because I got triples doesn't mean I'm a Thing.
I WONT ROLL UP MY GODDAMN SLEEVES LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT TO SIT BY MYSELF AND THINK ABOUT THIS WHOLE MESS
ITS YOU GODDAMN PEOPLE RILING PEOPLE UP
Im the thing, you're the thing. Is there anyone else around here who is the thing too?
Common unmute me from this thread, common!
ROLL UP THE FUCKING SLEEVE OR YOURE GETTING THE FUCKING TORCH
MAKE ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL NOT BE BOSSED AROUND FROM SOME PUSSIES IN THE GODDAMN BACKEND OF THE WORLD
now what's going on here, i'm just here for a cookie
For fucks sake, calm your ass down, just do it..... it’s far easier this way.
i apologize for the heated words but this whole business got me pretty riled up
i feel im going crazy
I knew that would bait you out alien scum
FUCK EM UP BOYS
What thing? The guy above me?
SHIIIIT
It’s alright, I understand man, I really do, this shit is giving me a fucking headache.
do you want a little dance to lift the mood up lads
I've been here the whole time!
jesus christ this is nuts i always draw the shortest straw if this doesnt work imma off myself
I know that this only happened in the remake, but I wish I had teeth fillings to prove myself.
AHHH I'M A THING
Two different numbers!
That would be cool, but anyway, what’s your favourite colour?
like any man of taste, why yellow of course
Fine then, if it'll calm you down.
so the thing infects your cells takes over your body and then pretends to be you?
you will cease to exist. its just something pretending to be you so it can infect others?
if so, give me dubs
ahh shit
im still me
yes dumbo it destroys and rebuilds your body from the inside, retaining the original form to the smallest of details
everyone knows this
Hey guys what's going on?
Indeed you are.
im not sure that is entirely true man
it me
I'm long overdue a headpat
thank you
unless this post is dubs in which case HAHA GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER WOO
Is the prequel canon or do fans dismiss it?
DIE HUMANS
Trips are immune to fire
There is no prequel.
maybe check the dude who corrected him