Anyone in this thread that gets dubs is the Thing.
Anyone in this thread that gets dubs is the Thing
Carter Davis
Luke Collins
phew, glad i only get singles.
Jayden Wright
Don't worry, I'm human alright
Eli Gonzalez
Make me
Julian Ross
i am definitely not the thing.
the thing is about jews btw.
parasite flees from europeans (jewish expulsions to us americans, US americans kill the europeans (WW2)
parasite then destroys the US base from the inside
Kayden Brooks
Ain't me.
Leo Fisher
Good to know I only get singles
Joshua Campbell
unf
Adrian Lopez
What do we do if the Thing is here?
Elijah Thompson
This is a waste of time. Everybody, come with me. We're leaving.
Joshua Cook
This is stupid, I ain't the goddamn thing!
Tyler Price
Give it a bottle full of gasoline pretending it's alcohol, just to make sure.
Jacob Barnes
also the parasite uses devide and conquer tactics just like bagel-eater media does. in the end distrust is everywhere because of the parasite
Gavin Green
Rawr (vov)
Kevin Murphy
I'm the president of the united states, ergo I can't be this thing.
Jace Russell
Woke, but unintentional.
Dylan Scott
Dominic Collins
Oh no get him! He is the Thing!
Easton Carter
AW FUCK
Isaiah Allen
OH FUCK
Luis Fisher
SHIIIIIIII-
Lucas Reyes
Truth is, it was rigged from the start.
Jackson Bailey
Is this Thing on Thing?
Gabriel Allen
this is your end, bagel eater
Jack Martinez
I really thought that was Aragon in the james bond movie with the fire in the hotel at the end
Hudson Myers
Look at those numbers! Somebody get 'im!
Aiden Reed
BACK OFF MAN
TRIPS AREN'T DUBS
Cameron Hall
FUCKKKK
Justin Morris
Chad???
Isaiah Ramirez
TRUST NO ONE
Sebastian Rivera
finish them yeji!!!
NOOO not the money gun!! this will just attract the attention of the jew!!
Oliver Butler
Guys. Actually I think those with odd digits are things and we should go after them instead of double digits who are innocent.
Ryder Reyes
>why yes, I'd love to absorb and multiply any organic matter in my presence, how could you tell?
Parker Foster
Not you too...
Nathan Mitchell
this is true. dont kill yeji
Nolan Hill
i sure do enjoy the company of my fellow brethren here
Parker Myers
that weeb is a THING
Parker Allen
Ryan James
QUICK, BURN HIM!
Logan Edwards
NICE TRY, AYY LMAO.
Andrew Jenkins
how do you do, fellow humans?
Lucas Miller
I thought the thing was supposed to be indistinguishable from humans but tommy wiseau is so obviously an alien
Austin Murphy
*runs out of the thread*
Evan Lee
Who would win in a fight between the thing and noface?
Jayden Gomez
No.
Isaac Miller
Okay everybody, for safety I suggest we all get naked and douse ourselves in gasoline. It's the only way to be safe.
Jeremiah Brown
I m not a damn thing. My wife is black too
Justin White
These rolls are stupid, let me come back inside.
Parker Howard
Oh no you don't
Grayson Jackson
what if i touch you with my penis?
Camden Collins
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no alien son
Cooper Garcia
H-hey, I was just kidding about leaving. Here, I'll hold the flamethrower while you take a break.
Ian Cooper
Alexander Taylor
what is a noface?
Jaxson Taylor
Human here, checking in.
Nathan Peterson
NO, I can't trust any of you!
Camden Robinson
I know I’m human
Oliver Jones
I like "The Thing" movie!
Michael Wilson
I understand, and let me be the first to tell you how cool I am with you handling the flamethrower.
Henry Walker
SHIT IT'S GOT THE FLAMETHROWER
SOMEBODY HELP ME
Jacob Lopez
Don't worry, I'm not the thing!
Jayden Ward
user BLAST HIM!
Robert Wright
you didn't even try to disguise yourself as human
Jeremiah Thompson
That's an Astral Dreadnought by the way, not a demon.
Jaxson Davis
LOOK WHO'S TALKING MOTHER FUCKER
Kayden Torres
:^)
Easton Watson
I knew it was you Gary
Elijah Ramirez
We don't know.
Chase Anderson
im not the thing
Jayden Martinez
WE'RE BEING OVERRUN WITH THINGS!!
Colton Morgan
I'm just a qt black girl anons ;)
Imma just lookin for a white boyfriend
David Gray
Kill yourself btw
Caleb Hernandez
Shoo shoo tranny dischord poster
Ethan Diaz
look! there it is now!
Henry Lewis
Look who's talking motherfucker!
Jose Green
you first
Thomas Torres
Is the chance in dubs so high nowadays because of how much traffic this site gets? Lame
Wyatt Harris
Ok guys we got one chance to get this right, lets do this...
Dylan Bailey
I say we burn all the white people first just incase they are the thing. There is no evidence that black people can be the thing and it only has effected whites.
Evan Perez
Look who's talking mother fucker!
Christopher Thomas
Uhhh okay, me first
Landon Brooks
Oops
Colton Baker
Do me next.
Landon Hernandez
Et tu, Chad?
Aaron Sullivan
Only a dumb nigger confuses affected with effected. Learn english you dumb baboon.
Jason Flores
You guys just blowing your own cover. I thought The Thing share its mind with each fake.
Evan Brooks
hi, I'm the chess wizard computer, beep boop
Isaiah Cox
la cosa ...
Brandon Williams
XD wouldn't it be ironic if i got doubles XDDDD
Oh no haha im not the thing ;)))) hehehe
Josiah Lopez
uh
Kayden Taylor
That's what you'd like us to think, user. Or should I say THINGANON!
Nathan Lee
I’m just a regular human like everyone else
William Diaz
It's me, your waifu! let me in!
Blake Jones
Xavier Russell
Can I go now? I just wanna play Chess Wizard, man.
Isaac Rivera
I ain't no thang
James Cox
Ok you guys are good.
Which one of you monsters are next?
Asher Bailey
okay now lets hold on a minute
Justin Ward
You seem pretty nervous user, got something to hide?
Juan Long
n-no all the blood business just m-makes me nauseous
Adam Perry
Let’s not be too hasty with that thing, it probably won’t work
Cooper Baker
Christian Reyes
Well let's see about that
Someone in this thread is a thing.
Nolan Martin
Alright...
Matthew Young
now ive just about had it with you moaning faggots always ramblings their mouths and pointing fucking fingers
Christian Wilson
What’s the matter user? You haven’t rolled up your sleeve yet, maybe it’s you?!
Camden Bailey
I'm safe then
Joshua James
When you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH
Gabriel Hernandez
Aliens begone.
Anthony Lewis
Let's calm down; just because I got triples doesn't mean I'm a Thing.
Camden Carter
I WONT ROLL UP MY GODDAMN SLEEVES LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT TO SIT BY MYSELF AND THINK ABOUT THIS WHOLE MESS
ITS YOU GODDAMN PEOPLE RILING PEOPLE UP
Jose Sanders
Im the thing, you're the thing. Is there anyone else around here who is the thing too?
Alexander Allen
Common unmute me from this thread, common!
Dominic Russell
ROLL UP THE FUCKING SLEEVE OR YOURE GETTING THE FUCKING TORCH
Xavier Nguyen
MAKE ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL NOT BE BOSSED AROUND FROM SOME PUSSIES IN THE GODDAMN BACKEND OF THE WORLD
Ian Mitchell
now what's going on here, i'm just here for a cookie
Nathaniel Ramirez
For fucks sake, calm your ass down, just do it..... it’s far easier this way.
Jonathan Taylor
i apologize for the heated words but this whole business got me pretty riled up
i feel im going crazy
Adrian Brooks
I knew that would bait you out alien scum
FUCK EM UP BOYS
Henry Price
What thing? The guy above me?
Kayden Lopez
SHIIIIT
Dylan Butler
It’s alright, I understand man, I really do, this shit is giving me a fucking headache.
Jonathan James
Michael Barnes
do you want a little dance to lift the mood up lads
Zachary Martin
I've been here the whole time!
Austin Price
jesus christ this is nuts i always draw the shortest straw if this doesnt work imma off myself
Mason Ward
I know that this only happened in the remake, but I wish I had teeth fillings to prove myself.
Luis Sanchez
AHHH I'M A THING
Jace Peterson
Two different numbers!
Brody Hall
That would be cool, but anyway, what’s your favourite colour?
Brandon Murphy
like any man of taste, why yellow of course
Brayden Davis
Fine then, if it'll calm you down.
Jayden Clark
so the thing infects your cells takes over your body and then pretends to be you?
you will cease to exist. its just something pretending to be you so it can infect others?
if so, give me dubs
Parker Brooks
ahh shit
im still me
William Martin
yes dumbo it destroys and rebuilds your body from the inside, retaining the original form to the smallest of details
everyone knows this
Jack Jackson
Hey guys what's going on?
Daniel Baker
Indeed you are.
Oliver Hall
im not sure that is entirely true man
Cooper Flores
it me
Wyatt Roberts
I'm long overdue a headpat
thank you
unless this post is dubs in which case HAHA GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER WOO
Ethan Lewis
Is the prequel canon or do fans dismiss it?
Aaron Ramirez
DIE HUMANS
Noah Collins
Trips are immune to fire
Hudson Smith
There is no prequel.
Evan Foster
maybe check the dude who corrected him