>The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous.
What did he mean by this?
Is Harry and Hermione not ending up together one of the biggest cinematic blunders of all time?
Christopher Murphy
Jack Smith
This pasta would be more credible if he used "beamed"
that word is used at least once in every chapter of every harry potter book
Mason Green
a-user?
Parker Evans
>jealous, Potter
Kek
Easton Robinson
cake
Joshua Torres
JK said the two things she regretted was not giving Hermione a younger sister and Ron and Hermine ending up together
Luke Jones
The real blunder was posting one of the dullest copypastas in the history of dull copypastas. Seriously each iteration of the same paragraphs and their assorted references as OP tries to make it relevant to assorted threads has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from its stilted prose the pasta's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use any creative pic related, all to make shitposting unmagical, to make the threads completely predictable.
Perhaps the die was cast when user vetoed the idea of keeping it confined to Yea Forums. He made sure the copypasta would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just more ridiculous, cancerous crossposting for the board. The dullest copypasta might be anti-Yea Forums (or not), but it's certainly the anti-banepost in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now thankfully they no longer have to.
>a-at least some of the variations were creative
"No!"
The writing is always dreadful, all the variations were terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time that OP posted the pasta, he wouldn't even try to make an original opening.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time OP just wrote a generic opening sentence. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Yea Forums's mind is so governed by cliche's and dead metaphors that it has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the copypasta on /r/copypastas. They wrote something to the effect of "if these anons are posting this copypasta at 11 or 12 when they get older they will go on to write copypastas here on Reddit" And he was quite right he was not being ironic. When you read dullest copypastas you are in fact trained to be a Redditor.
Asher Wilson
there's also beaming
Xavier Phillips
They're still young why are their skins so bad? Is it all the makeup?
Logan Long
Holy shit, it's true.