Is Harry and Hermione not ending up together one of the biggest cinematic blunders of all time?

>The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous.
What did he mean by this?

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This pasta would be more credible if he used "beamed"

that word is used at least once in every chapter of every harry potter book

a-user?

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>jealous, Potter
Kek

cake

JK said the two things she regretted was not giving Hermione a younger sister and Ron and Hermine ending up together

The real blunder was posting one of the dullest copypastas in the history of dull copypastas. Seriously each iteration of the same paragraphs and their assorted references as OP tries to make it relevant to assorted threads has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from its stilted prose the pasta's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use any creative pic related, all to make shitposting unmagical, to make the threads completely predictable.

Perhaps the die was cast when user vetoed the idea of keeping it confined to Yea Forums. He made sure the copypasta would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just more ridiculous, cancerous crossposting for the board. The dullest copypasta might be anti-Yea Forums (or not), but it's certainly the anti-banepost in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now thankfully they no longer have to.

>a-at least some of the variations were creative

"No!"

The writing is always dreadful, all the variations were terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time that OP posted the pasta, he wouldn't even try to make an original opening.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time OP just wrote a generic opening sentence. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Yea Forums's mind is so governed by cliche's and dead metaphors that it has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the copypasta on /r/copypastas. They wrote something to the effect of "if these anons are posting this copypasta at 11 or 12 when they get older they will go on to write copypastas here on Reddit" And he was quite right he was not being ironic. When you read dullest copypastas you are in fact trained to be a Redditor.

there's also beaming

They're still young why are their skins so bad? Is it all the makeup?

Holy shit, it's true.

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Did she really say that?

>One surprising admission Rowling shared following the conclusion of the series is that she had some misgivings about pairing up Ron and Hermione. In an interview conducted by Emma Watson in 2014, the author told the actress that she put Ron and Hermione together because she wanted to see them together, but that in many ways Harry and Hermione would have been the better fit.
and
>Rowling explained, “I always planned that Hermione would have a younger sister, but she's never made an appearance and somehow it feels like it might be too late now.” Hermione's younger sister was apparently due to arrive at Hogwarts sometime around the fourth book, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

>weekly reminder that Hermione is black

told ya

you look like a dumb bong faggot alex jerrard

Ron used a love potion on Hermione. This is canon.

Based

Seething Potterpleb

brit genes

emma aged just fine, it's tom that looks like a goblin