For me, I've discovered they're all brainwashed to worship the American flag.
>required to have one on the front porch
>required to have one on your work desk
>kids required to pledge allegiance to the flag at school every morning
>learn flag folding techniques at pre-school to get practice for all the school shooting funerals they'll attend
What have you learned about America from the TV & movies, lads?
>wear shoes indoors even at home
Who's that ginger?
>let me tell you about your country
All non Americans should be permabanned.
I always noticed they used hand lotion to masturbate for some reason
then I learned it's because most American males were genitally mutilated at birth by their jewish doctors and their dried up limp cocks can barely feel anything
google it I'm not even memeing
Fat and dumb. Besides that nothing new.
>required
No it's not
>kids required to do pledge
No they don't
>learn flag folding techniques at pre-school
Not true
Maybe you shouldn't learn things from TV or from Yea Forums
Yeah that one took me a long time to figure out. So fucking sad.
they fap like this too
>Even on the bed
they always need hand lotion to masturbate for some reason
Go to bed NEET cuck
>They drink milk with lunch and dinner
>showing a flag triggers europeans
No wonder you guys are okay with mohammed raping your 8 year old daughters. So triggered by the very idea of being even remotely proud of your nation.
Americans are literally just a bunch of people from around the world who came to the same place. They have nothing in common, it's not like France where some people arrived 50,000 years ago and they've been gradually developing together ever since.
If they don't share something sacred (flag, constitution etc) they're just a bunch of tribes in the same territory, which usually doesn't go very smoothly.
>imposing arbitrary times where you can eat or drink certain things
I’m an adult I can do what I want
This always gets me. Are American cocks really that dry?
don't act like you didn't understood what he was trying to say
>the type of bullying that goes on 100% explains why there are so many shootings
>nationalism bad
Nice try, Shlomo.
Americans need lotion to masturbate because they have no foreskins and even in 2019 they still dont have contactless card technology - they still swipe their card and sign the receipt like it's 1991
>required to have one on the front porch
>required to have one on your work desk
>kids required to pledge allegiance to the flag at school every morning
>learn flag folding techniques at pre-school to get practice for all the school shooting funerals they'll attend
All this is good
T. Non American.
>jew control media
>media show flag at every opportunity
>somehow the jew doesnt want this
??????
Actually you're more likely to get your car messed with if you have an American flag on it, for some reason a lot of leftists get irrationally angry when they see it. I'm an American, but it baffles me all the same
My wife, I'm black btw.
Every time I get mad about Americans I remember that they were lynching negroes until the 50s, while Frogs and Russkies were letting them fuck their women, and I cut them some slack.
The jew doesn't want anything other than to make money you idiot
then why does he want you to think nationalism is bad? it makes him money, as you say
the stalls have massive gaps between the doors so that you can see who is taking a shit
The moon has super light in America. When you turn the lights out at night you can still see clearly around the room. Makes sense since America owns the moon, just crank it up a bit at bedtime for safety.
Same, those american pie shit movies...
>loves violence
>hates sex
OOOHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
>they eat bacon on their breakfast
>they really love guns
>public schools have metal detectors
>extreme bullying
>no "free" public college so they all get in huge debt so they can go to college
>circumcision is a norm, so much so that they call normal dicks "uncut".
The flag thing is something I happen to agree with the Americans on. Love your own country or leave it.
*american anthem starts playing*
this is a little meta cause I learned it from going to watch the movies but I learned that americans clap at the movie
>Everybody works in an office
>50% of the people in the office are Jewish
>This is often brought up as something cool
>And is treated with the utmost respect
>There's no racism, blacks and whites are shown to marry and have kids.
>Not the Jews though, but this is their culture and is treated with the utmost respect!
>Women constantly insult the white men, this is because they are stronk!
America!