Things you've learned about America by watching movies and TV shows

For me, I've discovered they're all brainwashed to worship the American flag.

>required to have one on the front porch
>required to have one on your work desk
>kids required to pledge allegiance to the flag at school every morning
>learn flag folding techniques at pre-school to get practice for all the school shooting funerals they'll attend

What have you learned about America from the TV & movies, lads?

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>wear shoes indoors even at home

Who's that ginger?

>let me tell you about your country
All non Americans should be permabanned.

I always noticed they used hand lotion to masturbate for some reason
then I learned it's because most American males were genitally mutilated at birth by their jewish doctors and their dried up limp cocks can barely feel anything
google it I'm not even memeing

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Fat and dumb. Besides that nothing new.

>required
No it's not
>kids required to do pledge
No they don't
>learn flag folding techniques at pre-school
Not true

Maybe you shouldn't learn things from TV or from Yea Forums

Yeah that one took me a long time to figure out. So fucking sad.

they fap like this too

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>Even on the bed