why don't they make thoughtful, but serious, children's fantasy anymore?
Why don't they make thoughtful, but serious, children's fantasy anymore?
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Nobody in Hollywood has a soul
storytelling is out and woke narratives are in
because there adapting modern books so what do you expect
how about a subversive deconstruction instead
where's the merch?
I've been bothered by this a lot lately. It seems fantasy ended in 1989. Netflix is trying to revive the Dark Crystal, but they don't seem to understand what made it good in the first place. Trailer came out a couple of days ago. What do Yea Forums guys think?
This movie is so fucking gay
God damn boomers and their shitty nostalgia
superior fantasy kino incoming
Every time they switch from the cool puppets to the generic boring CGI it looks so jarring and bad
>dude explosions
2deep4u
Is this the neverending story?
in theory, yes
Let's make a list
The Neverending Story
The Dark Crystal
Labyrinth
Willow
Star Wars
Legend
Harry Potter 1-2?
What else is there
Watership Down
Gremlins
The Goonies
Wizard of Oz
WIlly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Hook
Jumanji
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Ladyhawke
Dragonhart
The Last Unicorn
Fire and Ice
Beast Master
Conan
There are a ton. The shitty thing is that pure fantasy is essentially dead. For some reason anything that is close to fantasy ends up missing the archetypal magic or they try to shoehorn modern nonsense into it.
fantasy with buttsex is in
>9779797
First off, noice
Also yeah the movie is gay. It's an 80s fantasy movie for children. Embrace it for what it is.
The fucking bird creeped me out like nothing else, I knew it was just a plastic beak and make up, but I couldn't stand staring at it.
They look like big strong dubs don't they user?
Dios mio
kino coming through
because they only care about spreading degeneracy to the youth now
>george lucas had to hire an army of midgets for this movie
MOOOOAARRNCCHHHIIIAARRLLLLD
Wowza that boy is stupendously insanely handsome. I'm insanely in love.
>we didn't get to 30 posts before someone shit up the thread
damn