DUDE MONKEYS LMAO

Stargate sequence has always been my favourite part.

I wouldn't expect anyone born after 1994 to get anything out of this movie.

Take your adderall and you might enjoy it.

I get intermissions. I've seen a lot of old movies with them. But intermissions serve a purpose. I dont see why a 3 min overture was needed. At least give us a visual of the moon or something

You mean you don't understand what an Overture is.

>He thinks they're monkeys and doesn't understand the relevance of the scene
>He can't get his TV to turn on
>He doesn't like classical music just from a taste standpoint
>He thinks there's a bad guy in everything, probably from watching too much capeshit
>He's never done weed
>Thinks the baby symbology at the end is literally a gigantic baby
I've never seen this level of giga brainlet.

Fascinating.

I honestly really enjoyed the opening and wished it were longer. I would love to watch a full length version. War for the Planet of the Apes films touched on this premise and was absolutely my favorite part of the film. Non verbal storytelling is seriously underrated.

Big films back then were marketed as nights out in themselves, like going to a see a show. The overture was there as a lead into the show before it started as everyone was getting settled. Other films embedded the overture into the opening credits like Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

>dude monkeys
show the evolution, how the fucking apes begin to use tools and how that lead us to fucking space
>260 min of black nothingness in space
false, yo stupid piece of shit
>Classical music so deep bro
Classical music IS deep musically, also gives ambient to the fucking movie transmiting the idea of fucking vastness and how we are so little and unnimportant compared to another time lapses
>Bad guy is evil because...He`s evil
wrong again motherfucker, hes evil for "us", the story addresses this fact
>Woah trippy weed visuals epic
try to understand they were trying to represent a dude traveling trough a wormhole, all distorts
>Giant baby lol
a space child, he reborn as a different entity
i will not blame you for not understand this shit because i also dont like too much this adaptation, i read the book and i understand the movie better, Kubrick was like that, random at times but the fact you can´t understand and jugde the movie that way only proves this:
Yo are a fucking piece of plebeian shit, go fuck yourself

this, the first story is apekino