DUDE MONKEYS LMAO

Stargate sequence has always been my favourite part.

I wouldn't expect anyone born after 1994 to get anything out of this movie.

Take your adderall and you might enjoy it.

I get intermissions. I've seen a lot of old movies with them. But intermissions serve a purpose. I dont see why a 3 min overture was needed. At least give us a visual of the moon or something

You mean you don't understand what an Overture is.

>He thinks they're monkeys and doesn't understand the relevance of the scene
>He can't get his TV to turn on
>He doesn't like classical music just from a taste standpoint
>He thinks there's a bad guy in everything, probably from watching too much capeshit
>He's never done weed
>Thinks the baby symbology at the end is literally a gigantic baby
I've never seen this level of giga brainlet.

Fascinating.

I honestly really enjoyed the opening and wished it were longer. I would love to watch a full length version. War for the Planet of the Apes films touched on this premise and was absolutely my favorite part of the film. Non verbal storytelling is seriously underrated.

Big films back then were marketed as nights out in themselves, like going to a see a show. The overture was there as a lead into the show before it started as everyone was getting settled. Other films embedded the overture into the opening credits like Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

>dude monkeys
show the evolution, how the fucking apes begin to use tools and how that lead us to fucking space
>260 min of black nothingness in space
false, yo stupid piece of shit
>Classical music so deep bro
Classical music IS deep musically, also gives ambient to the fucking movie transmiting the idea of fucking vastness and how we are so little and unnimportant compared to another time lapses
>Bad guy is evil because...He`s evil
wrong again motherfucker, hes evil for "us", the story addresses this fact
>Woah trippy weed visuals epic
try to understand they were trying to represent a dude traveling trough a wormhole, all distorts
>Giant baby lol
a space child, he reborn as a different entity
i will not blame you for not understand this shit because i also dont like too much this adaptation, i read the book and i understand the movie better, Kubrick was like that, random at times but the fact you can´t understand and jugde the movie that way only proves this:
Yo are a fucking piece of plebeian shit, go fuck yourself

this, the first story is apekino

I agree this movie is honestly garbage. Brainlets pretend to like it to feel superior.

>Yeah I know that it represents evolution of man and monolith blah blah.
the LSD one was literally travelling trough a wormhole, you fucking dumb piece of shit.

I loved the start of 2001. The ape men were the best part of the film in my eyes. A Quest for Fire is basically more of the same but a full length version (minus the monolith of course). No talking either.
youtube.com/watch?v=2pcGGKtPpSE

Ok I didn't know it was a wormhole. How the fuck is that supposed to be a wormhole anyway? There is no indication.
The fucking monolith on Saturn activates and suddenly Dave starts tripping and ends in an empty room

did hal really get it wrong? what was the point of his lie? why didnt he just escape with discovery while dave was recovering paul? what were the 7 diamonds?

You just don't appreciate the chilling slow burn that is this cinematic masterpiece

Literally Your IQ is 3: The Yea Forums Post

Where was God in all of this?

stop triggering the redditors please

Based

>nothing happens
Confirmed for not watching the movie. If you did, you'd have known about the chess game.

tried to watch this garbage 3 different times and i always fell asleep

tried to fall asleep 3 different times and i always ended up watching this garbage

Oh nice. Thanks for the rec.

Kek

Now THIS is good bait

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It's pretty good. Ron Perlman is the main caveman guy.

Does anyone here like Sal?

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who

SAL 9000.
youtu.be/T2E7sxGAmuo

I used to love 2010 as a kid. I watched it last year and had to turn it off after 15 mins it was so bad.

gr8 b8 m8

Got to push through one of the worst exposition dumps in film history to get to the kino

got bored and started looking at my phone during the acid trip

my only complaint with the "trippy lsd scene" was that it went on for a bit too long and starts showing recolored landscape shots from a helicopter. Kind of breaks the immersion of alien warp travel.

You can see the smears where they smoothed down the rear screen projection sheet when the apes are eating with the tapirs

The movie is about there being no transcendental limit to human knowledge. There is only an epistemological one, so that as technology progresses we understand more.

It's an optimistic and promethean film in that respect. In each stage there are a set of epistemological limits, and rules that constrain human action. The touching of the monolith represents the emergence of a new set of rules with their own constraints, which generate a new set of rules.

So there is no absolute or transcendental limit to human knowledge, as through technology and changing material conditions humans can continue to overreach themselves infinitely.

The starchild is a Nietzschean reference, and shows that humanity can overstep its limitations through technology. That's the basic thrust of teh movie. It's not complicated.

I hate 2001 and A Clockwork Orange, but I love the Shining, Full Metal Jacket, and Paths of Glory.

The room is a monolith but for smart humans instead of dumb monkeys.

What do you guys think of the Tree of Life movie?

Was i supposed to get the bone to station transition? I didn't even realise it was a nuclear space station, so the whole weapons allegory was lost on me

Dude. DAT MATCH CUT!!
It's like...bone was the first weapon of man. And nuclear platform is his latest. Damn. Everything changes, but everything is the same? You know? Damn.

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>not appreciating the greatest scene transition in film of all time

eh

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Yottaplebs

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Who /booklet/ here? I've listened to the first 3 on audiobook, but looks like I'm gonna need to buy 3001 instead of YouTube.

It's not nearly as artsy and incomprehensible as people say. 2010 is way more boring.

youtube.com/watch?v=A825sdU8HSU

Yeah that would be the match cut that the match cut was named after.

if you didnt get the movie theres a clip of Kubrick explaining it to japs

>Classical music IS deep musically
then why is nobody making classical music anymore? are you trying to say that music has only gone downhill since the time of jesus? this is the dumbest shit i've ever heard and single handled shows how fucking retarded the rest of your post is