You're watching Adventure Call. My name is Falconhoof. I will be your guide on your quest. Greetings line 5. What is your name is traveler?
You're watching Adventure Call. My name is Falconhoof. I will be your guide on your quest. Greetings line 5...
Jacob Johnson
Levi Ross
300 quid son!
Kayden Johnson
Traveler. You have not received 300 quid as you have not yet started your adventure. Would you like to start?
Nicholas Gutierrez
here son. you ken they computers? you know the computers aye?
Samuel Sanders
Aye sure.
Xavier Lewis
his name was kill jester
Justin Jones
Traveler there are no computers in this age.
You find yourself in a marble hallway. Infront of you is a statue of Hermes. To the left is a maze. What would you like to do?
Charles Lewis
Kill Hermes
Anthony Flores
It's a statue traveler. You can't kill a statue. What else would you like to do?
William Kelly
Eh, go left
Camden Sanders
grope the statue, looking for buttons.
Samuel Gutierrez
Examine the statue more closely
Colton Martin
Alright traveler. You go into the maze. To the west is a long pathway. To the east is a wall. To the north is another pathway. Which way would you like to go?
Traveler. Groping the statue would be unnecessary. There are no buttons.
William Walker
Aye traveler. You look more closely at the statue. You're head stops at his feet.
Benjamin Jones
Go south
Owen Sanders
you into they eccies pills son?
Gabriel Gomez
But traveler. If you go south you'll leave the maze.
Traveler. I don't know what those pills are. We have magic potions.
Matthew Anderson
suck the statues dick
Jeremiah Young
Aye a know, just do it ya bawbag.
Adam Jackson
But Traveler. It is a statue. It's...dick is stone and...won't get hard
Aye traveler...you go out of the maze and found yourself back in the marble hallway with the statue of Hermes. What would you like to do?
Matthew Hall
SUCK THE STATUES DICK
Colton Myers
Aye...traveler. You..suck the statue of Hermes'...dick...nothing happens.
Jeremiah Bailey
gurgle on it until i choke to death
Luke Sullivan
But traveler...you can do something else. Maybe examine another body part of the statue or go into the maze to the left?
Austin Brooks
>had been watching this on netflix
>friends come around
>start shitting all over it and me for liking it
>say it's not remotely funny and make me turn it off
God I fucking hate my friends.
Michael Kelly
Strip naked and run into the maze yelling
Juan Fisher
Traveler. Maybe you should get new friends.
But traveler. You never know what may lie in the maze. Are you sure you want to strip named and blindly run into it?
Adam Williams
DO IT
Carter White
Meet Jester
Justin Flores
Rape* Jester
Lincoln Miller
in what fucking faggot timeline is this considered entertainment?
Brandon Allen
Okay Traveler. You...strip naked...and blindly run into the maze. To the west is a long path. To the east is a wall. To the north is another path. Which way would you like to go?
Aye Traveler. Look it's our friend Jester!
Hello Lads!
We can't...Jester is our friend.
Jeremiah Scott
Rape Jester
Asher Brown
Punch wall
Nathan Murphy
RAPE JESTER
James Rodriguez
Rape and kill jester
Gabriel Ross
Kill Jester
Austin Garcia
My character is already naked. Falconhoof, it's my money and my game...
Parker Hill
But...But Jester is our friend...we can't...
Aye Traveler...you punch the wall. Your hand breaks.
Aye...traveler. what would you like to do now?
Jacob Flores
I've got Kirstin McLean lewds if anyone is interested
Kevin Rodriguez
Rape Jester
Austin Wilson
beat Jester bloody with our cock, then Rape Jester.
Jason Perez
deedee is literally me in all facets
Sebastian Sullivan
Rape and kill Jester. DO it.
Nicholas Campbell
Come on lads! I'M here to help! On your quest you will seen a great adventure unroll before thee!
Thomas Campbell
No, rape jester!
Daniel Robinson
......
Juan Johnson
Aye...I...raped her....and killed her. Jester's dead. Game Over.
Isaac James
Well wurf it m8, well wurf it
Alexander Brooks
Well worth it mate, well worth it. Now rape jester
Brody Sanchez
.....
But traveler...she's dead. The game is over. Let's take another caller.
Austin Ortiz
Hello there. Do you sell magic mushrooms?
Isaac Kelly
RAPE JESTER
Camden Richardson
Hello Traveler. We don't sell magic mushrooms, but we can go on a magical adventure! I'm Falconhoof. I will be your guide!
Jose White
Your game is over travler.
Juan Parker
Please share them traveler
Lincoln Martin
Go left
Carson Davis
Rape Falconhoof
Lincoln Morgan
put a finger up my bum, just for laughs haha i/,, m not gay
Sebastian Roberts
Aye Traveler. You turn left and find yourself in a magic full of tiny elves! They seem friendly. What would you like to do?
YOUR GAME IS OVER.
Parker Martinez
Rape elves
Mason Green
I don't see the point of thatn traveler.
Grayson Sanchez
Go left.
Dylan Jones
But...traveler. There's a while village of them and they're friendly. They seem to bear gifts. I don't see the point...
Chase Jones
You go left and find yourself infront of a giant spider's web. What would you like to do?
Easton Cook
It's mah game and mah money. RAPE ELVES. THE WHOLE VILLAGE.
Jaxson Miller
Go left.
Blake Sullivan
Cut through web with sword.
Matthew Howard
Aye...traveler. You...you rape the small elves...the whole village. You end up killing them from your size....what would you like to do now?
Aye traveler. You go left and find yourself at a dead end. What would you like to do?
James Barnes
Go left.
Robert Thompson
Rape dead end
Adam Perry
Stuff elf carcasses in my anus. No backtalk Falconhoof. DO IT
Isaiah Diaz
A man of taste
Ian Brown
Gee me a hint, poofer
Andrew Turner
These threads are no good unless they're dubs adventure quest threads. You can't just earn a story without getting dubs
Daniel Morris
Aye traveler. You try to cut the web with your swordn but it gets entangled and stuck in the sticky web.
Therexs more than one direction you can go travler.
You can't...rape a dead end travler....
But..there's no point in that traveler...
There's a statue with a spear in its hand traveler...maybe...take the spear for future travels?
Jordan Hernandez
Shove spear up ass
Andrew Hughes
Use sword to chop off dick and stick it up my own ass.
Wyatt James
get back to work limmy
Nolan Myers
Well our time has come to an end. We'll have more adventures another day....farewell travelers!
Night niggas!
Josiah Ward
Best adventurequest thread in ages.
Logan Perez
Amazing threadm proud of u OP
Oliver Flores
best thread on this shithole in weeks
Michael Cruz
Good thread OP. Glad Yea Forums isn't completely dead
Levi Thomas
finna kill the master of the maze and steal his baldric
Lucas Davis
Go left