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Easton Baker
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Lucas Evans
first for
Adam Gomez
how bout cumshot "on his" chinmaev
Connor Watson
First for Petr “Uncrowned King” Yan
Robert Anderson
Fuck Dana
Christopher Martin
Petr, I...
Xavier Butler
aljocels aren't ready for Yan 3.0
Julian Reyes
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures onfacebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Jackson Sanchez
aljbros.. what did dana mean by this?
youtu.be
Matthew Taylor
Yan would lose the third fight yeah but he'd win the best of 7
Aaron Barnes
P4P Aljo beats Israel
Tyler Baker
Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock
Carson Peterson
He uses the first few fights to download data, he’s unstoppable from the fourth fight on
Austin Edwards
I mean Dana literally said he had it 3-2 Yan. There's gotta be huge changes with judging, especially when everyone plays it so safe in title fights
Kayden Stewart
Ray long would get owned by Islam makhachev and Kenny Florian
Kayden Myers
brendan schaub
Brandon Carter
yanbros the data is downloading, all is going according to plan
Jonathan Long
Two more fights Yansisters! Trust the Plan!
Dominic Myers
I VE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE
Jordan Price
playing cod on roblox
Gabriel Ramirez
based litigious grandma
Brayden Carter
I dont get shit like this. how did that guy make it that far in life without being locked up or something for doing something like that already.
Lucas Murphy
Test
Juan Bennett
there have been some days when I was much more ill where I would snap and just look for a fight in the subway, knowing beforehand I didn't care about the consequence
Brody Nelson
This is why you don't let any stranger within arms reach of you with your hands down.
Jordan Evans
My Janny paid vacation is up Brazzas :)
Wyatt Sanchez
dont let this distract you from the fact that ian garry had a boring fight with a can and almost lost
Easton Flores
dana white sign this man
Isaiah Cox
I keep seeing that image about Ian Garry saying he’s the third best talker in the sport but I don’t remember a single thing he’s ever said
Cameron Thomas
Im back baby, whats up?
Leo Bennett
This man vs the black guy at 170, BOOK IT BALDY
Adrian Thompson
Ian Garry is the most embarrasing person ive ever heard speak
Luis Walker
Brayden Nelson
>Iron chin
>Legit, lasting K.O power in both hands
>Elite cardio
>High fight IQ
What else did we discover Khamzat lacks?
Lincoln Martin
>Toe pain
>Achilles tendon pain
>Knee pain
>Hip pain
>Shoulder pain
>Elbow pain
>Wrist pain
>Thumb pain
>Tooth pain
>Emotional pain
Help
Ian Taylor
Let's go knockout
Adrian Cox
competent striking
Jack Russell
weed mogs alcohol so hard its not even funny
Gabriel Butler
Why was zombie so flushed
Lucas Jackson
if you care about him and learning certain things will make you sad, don't look further
Eli Nguyen
Fucking hell that was too funny. Dana not giving a single fuck and showing how much he hates this then the shit aljo crying again like the fag he is
Leo Lee
unironically this
Carson Bell
Basically he was never really good and only is lucky enough to have secured le "cult legend" status through a couple of meme finishes, a funny sounding nickname and being from Korea. The Ortega fight was official confirmation of his flushing.
Austin Anderson
He's gonna be 36 in a month and speed is the first thing you lose
Angel Scott
Why is it that when someone loses once MMA fans all say "Bum! Exposed! Hypetrain derailed!" but if someone loses 20 times like Cowdad Cerrone or Nate Diaz that makes them a "legend"?
Noah Rivera
Cameron Lopez
weed doesn't even do anything
Nathan Roberts
>only is lucky enough to have secured le "cult legend" status
Gavin Jenkins
too busy browsing /pol/ or some ish
Caleb Harris
People are mostly pansies and dont want any sort of problems. Ive shoulder checked many people and watch as their face tells me "its you boss". In a bar I knocked a dudes phone down moving through a crowd drunk looked down at the phone looked at him then just walked away. Lots of fun
Lucas Brooks
I don’t think fans outside of /heem/ go around calling everyone that loses a bum and can
Conversely, /heem/ mostly just derides “legends” as journeymen
Eli Torres
he would kick chimaev’s ass
Tyler Brown
Not really it s makes you dumb and lazy if you use weekly. Cross faded its the shit though
Aaron Rodriguez
His striking is way better but his wrestling is way worse. Would be interesting to see how they match up but 8/10 times the superior wrestler has an advantage in a fight.
Nathan Wilson
coke mogs both, look into it b
Gavin Miller
Khamzat was supposed to walk through Burns. He was at least supposed to dominate him. Instead he went life and death with a bloated Lightweight and looked pretty hopeless doing so. His post fight speech was pathetic. His voice cracking, reminding us how "fucking tough" burns is while not even mentioning Usman's name once.
Tyler Moore
Adam Lewis
Realistically nobody has walked through Burns at welterweight. It's a pretty unrealistic expectation that some guy with no top 5 experience would just crush him like a can, and only casuals believed it. How many great fighters have gone life and death with underwhelming competition? Adesanya vs. Gastelum, Conor vs. short notice Mendes. Khamzat may never be champion or he may be champion. We just have to wait and see.
Ian Butler
Never smoked pot. Never will. Grow up. It's for 14 year olds.
Daniel Adams
>never smoked pot
You weren't very well liked in high school or college I take it.
Chase Cook
>chimaev was supposed to walk through Burns
No he wasn't. All the smart betting money was on Burns. Even though he lost, 5-1 odds were absurd. No one expected khamzat to immediately finish him while taking zero damage
Gavin Cruz
Hahahaha you have to smoke pot to have friends? Try being charismatic bud. Watch a lot of stand up comedy. Develop a sense of humor.
Logan Cook
No he wouldn't. Rakhmonov is at least 3 fights away from facing a legit contender. He'll probably lose to Magny
Nathaniel Cooper
>Watch a lot of stand up comedy
already do b
Logan Bailey
He was though. His job was to go out there, finish Burns and call out the champ, all while keeping his stock high. Now no one cares about him any more. Usman won't fight him yet, Colby fight is boring. The UFC underestimated Burns.
Ryan Clark
name one fight
Andrew Evans
>hey user chill out and soke this blunt
>HEY LOOK ITS A -
I tried bro it hasnt worked out for me so far
Blake Jenkins
Have you guys heard!?? Shavkat and Paddy linked up!! These lads look like best mates
Jordan Campbell
That's a best case scenario you're presenting that was realistically never going to happen if you have even the slightest understanding of the WW division.
Jose Long
>Colby fight is boring
You are out of your mind if you with cumshot vs colby would be boring. Both have a whole lot to lose if they lost that fight both are real talent