/epl/- Correct Format Edition

Spurs for CL sub-edition

Todays matches:
>2pm
Brentford v West Ham
Leicester v Crystal Palace
Norwich v Burnley

16:30
City v Liverpool

Latest Bollocks:
>With France forward Kylian Mbappe, 23, expected to remain at Paris Saint-Germain, Real Madrid are preparing to step up their pursuit of Borussia Dortmund striker Erling Braut Haaland - dealing a blow to Manchester City's chances of signing the Norwegian, 21. (Sunday Mirror)

Both Haaland and Monaco's 22-year-old French midfielder Aurelien Tchouameni want to sign for Real Madrid - but the players continue to wait on the La Liga club to make a move. (AS - in Spanish)

>Tottenham manager Antonio Conte wants to sign a number 10 in the summer transfer window to allow England forward Harry Kane, 28, to focus more on playing as a striker. (Mail on Sunday)

Meanwhile, Tottenham and Arsenal are set to go head-to-head to sign Leicester and England midfielder James Maddison, 25. (Sun on Sunday)

>Aston Villa manager Steven Gerrard is planning a big summer transfer window with as many as eight players for sale - and Liverpool's English defender Joe Gomez, 24 and Brighton's Mali midfielder Yves Bissouma, 25, among Gerrard's key targets. (Sunday Mirror)

Inter Milan are interested in re-signing Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 29, from Chelsea this summer - but only on a loan deal. (Football Insider)

>Meanwhile, Juventus are interested in signing Chelsea's 30-year-old Italian midfielder Jorginho. (Tutto Mercato - in Italian)

Manchester United's hopes of signing Leicester City's Belgium midfielder Youri Tielemans have received a boost, with potential rivals Liverpool and West Ham no longer interested in the 24-year-old. (CBS Sports)

>However, United are set to lose out on millions if they fail to qualify for the Champions League, because of a clause included in the club's shirt sponsor deal. (Sunday Mirror)

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Erik ten Hag is lining up former Manchester United player Robin van Persie as his coaching assistant if he takes over at Old Trafford, however the Ajax manager still has concerns about taking the job. (Mail on Sunday)

>Rangers have no plans to attempt to extend 19-year-old Ivory Coast winger Amad Diallo's loan move from Manchester United beyond the end of this season, or to negotiate a permanent deal. (Football Insider)

Liverpool are in the race to sign Torino's 25-year-old Brazilian centre-back Gleison Bremer but face competition from Inter Milan. (Goal)

>Tottenham manager Antonio Conte will hold a meeting with former Manchester United and Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez next week, over a possible deal for the 38-year-old Argentine free agent. (Corriere dello Sport, via Sun)

Spurs will demand 25m euros (£20.8m) for 23-year-old Brazilian right-back Emerson Royal, who has received interest from Atletico Madrid. (Sport Witness)

>Chelsea will listen to offers for English defender Levi Colwill. The 19-year-old is currently on loan a Huddersfield Town. (Fabrizio Romano)

Derby County's prospective new owner wants manager Wayne Rooney to remain in charge of the relegation-threatened Championship club. (Sunday Mirror)

formatfag aka the arsewog has been suffering this weekend

I want to see this list he's crying about, would be hilarious

Do people really rate Ten Hag?

I mean, he is good, but he is not the answer oca club of prima donnas

Nobody has been the answer so far so might as well try.

People have heard he's good, but no one watches the Dutch league, and the champions league is a very small sample to judge from, so who knows?

more of the answer than Ole at least

the refs, var, chelsea, liverpool, city, the FA basically anything that deflects from arsenal not being good. the usual

no, I meant this one: >
That's the thing, its not he just mixes it up to be inconsistent to annoy me. I'm keeping a record of all the inconsistencies and I will post my list soon enough, then you'll all see why its so fucking annoying

peak schizoid

nervous for match lads

Don't you worry none, friend. Lads, it's Burnley

No need to stress, Liverpool always bottle it in the big games

YOUR SUNDAY AFTERNOON GAMES:

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really makes you think

Is there a more dull and worthless club than Crystal Palace?

burnley

Burnley have at least won something meaningful in their history.

Next seasons gonna be kino
No Watford
No Burnley
No Norwich
Fulham up
Nottingham Forest up
Conte potentially getting backed by the jew
'arry in top form from matchday 1
I'm thinking a surprise title charge for Tottenham is on the menu desu

>fulham up
and straight back down

>sell Mitrovic
>sign Tarkowski
>sign JLINGZ
>sign Origi
>sign Yann Sommer
guaranteed top 12 finish spending no money at all

Even after all these years spuds fans never learn

They just need to get rid of Lloris, bring in a creative midfielder (ironically Odegaard would have been the perfect signing) and strengthen the wings.
Give Conte 1 more good centerback and a few months and they gonna have the best backline in the league once again.

matchy

>guaranteed
Please shut the fuck up.

Semifinal soon. Trust the process

>Fulham up
What's soulful about that?

more soul than Palace, Brighton and Wolves at least, not to speak of the relegated teams
perfect league would obviously have Sheffield Wednesday and Portsmouth in the mix

Lingard is such a idiot not signing for west ham permanently, would offer so much more than the shit slav midfielders >we signed in the summer.

>sell Mitrovic
you are an idiot

man u wouldn't let him leave to west ham

Fulham haven't been soulful since they took down the statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage, and they got relegated for it that season as just desserts

If he was ambitious enough he would have forced a move but no he's happy being a bench warmer while shitters like fred and mactoenail play ahead of him.

Norwich points per game with Wee Billy Gilmour in the team: 0.22, without: 1.36. Its literally his fault and his fault alone that Norwich are going down. Fact.

>Wee Billy Gilmour
That's the Scottish Nonce, innit?

>Farke isn't to blame
Stop being retarded.

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lol

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Farke's ppg with Gilmour in the team: 0, without: 0.71. You can't argue with facts Angus.

If he's so detrimental to Norwich's performance, why was Gilmour signed in the first place?

Fact is, Norwich are going down because Daniel Farke was still scarred from the 2019/20 restart that saw them relegated in pathetic fashion. They appointed Dean Smith far too late.

Because it wasn't known he was shite until we signed him. Farke sussed him out and dropped him and turned the corner, and then got sacked anyway by our cowardly sporting director. You could say Billy Gilmour and Billy Gilmour alone cost poor innocent Daniel Farke his job.

i wonder how a loss of possession is defined, is crossing the ball but its headed away etc counted

>You could say Billy Gilmour and Billy Gilmour alone cost poor innocent Daniel Farke his job.
You're absolutely fucking deluded.

Southgate is a shit manager but even he saw through this overhyped scouse mutt, Livarpool is full of system babby.

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>I'm thinking a surprise title charge for Tottenham is on the menu desu

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lets look at the facts
>second best manager in the league that is a specialist in winning said leagues
>third best team since he took over
>best player in the prem
give Conte money, his choice of signings and a preseason and its gonna be damn close
Conte is an expert in setting up a defense and the goals are gonna score themselves with the best striking duo in itw

except he won't get money and spurs still have a very average squad

he doesn't even need much money
only player he has to spend "big" on will be a creative midfielder and maybe a striking option.
should be easily financed by the outgoings.
apart from that he will get some old guys or players that are perceived as too bad that he'll form to his liking.
just wait and see
I'm not saying they win the league, but I wouldn't be surprised if they challenge for it
The sole obstacle will be the greedy jew, but even he could budge under threat of losing Kane

Thought this might have been a dull 0-0. Turned out to be decent match so far.

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Lame

Think that favours Liverpool as I expect Man City to drop points.

When did Mahrez miss that penalty at Anfield? That was a season changer. That stupid lob attempt could be this year's equivalent.

Who are the games each have left? I remember Liverpool have Spurs still, City have Villa on the last day and potentially Wolves

Liverpool have Man U next.
I reckon City will drop points against West Ham and Leeds.

No, and no. West Ham are in freefall, Lelds have only beaten Watford

Be mad when Luton are in the Prem next season

>AND IT'S LIIIIIIIIVE

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Based. Proper ground in a proper sovl location. Simple as.

This is the club with the highest sponsorship in world football advertising a cup semi final next week because they can't sell it out due to lack of interest

Absolutely mental that nobody in charge stops this charade

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*does nothing*

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To be fair there is the trains fiasco making it hard for travel

They really fucked up buying City. They should have bought a club that already had a decent size fanbase pashunit fans.
It was always going to be hard to get locals invested when you're in such close proximity to United and Liverpool. Chelsea managed it because London is a big place and even the closer ones are meme clubs. The Saudis got it right with Newcastle because it's a one club city and the only Premier League club for about 100 miles.
City done fucked up.

Was there no trains for this game either?

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Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what they cared about when they bought the club.

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>brighton v man city was a fa cup semi-final
I genuinely don't remember that match