EVERTON vs MANCHESTER UNITED | MATCH THREAD #1

>Jones
>Mata
>Lingard
Every fucking week they’re sat there.

The hot, thick blood from my slain enemies

1-1 game. No real highlights. Neither team will string more than 5 consecutive passes. Man Utd will get an equaliser in the 60th minute after an early goal by Everton.

Pundits will praise the point won by Everton, and they would've had the full 3 if they had finished a few chances that Maguire offered them, but failed to convert.

Utds man of the match either De Gea or Fred for least times lost the ball.

Apparently he wants to leave
Hes knees are paper mache so im not bothered desu

>match thread, not matchthread
very upsetting. going to need a counselling session after seeing this.

Water & maybe tea.

Coffee, black, cant afford milk because im paying child support

>cant afford milk
Get a cow (not your ex)

Grimaldo

>having sex with a woman
found the problem m8