KICK OFF 12:30 BST
>Pickford, Coleman, Mykolenko, Keane, Godfrey, Allan, Delph, Iwobi, Gordon, Richarlison, Calvert-Lewin.
Subs: Begovic, Kenny, Holgate, Gray, Doucoure, Gomes, Branthwaite, Rondon, Alli.
>De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Telles, Lindelof, Maguire, Matic, Fred, Fernandes, Sancho, Rashford, Ronaldo.
Subs: Heaton, Henderson, Jones, Pogba, Mata, Lingard, Dalot, Elanga, Mejbri.
Yeah this is the thread
>greentext starting line ups
>blacktext subs
>matchthread not one word
pathetic
fuck anime
KNEEL FOR EL NEGRO
no u
Varane injured again?
YWNBAC (country)
Think he's just a bit fed-up atm user.
what we drinking today lads?
>Jones
>Mata
>Lingard
Every fucking week they’re sat there.
The hot, thick blood from my slain enemies
1-1 game. No real highlights. Neither team will string more than 5 consecutive passes. Man Utd will get an equaliser in the 60th minute after an early goal by Everton.
Pundits will praise the point won by Everton, and they would've had the full 3 if they had finished a few chances that Maguire offered them, but failed to convert.
Utds man of the match either De Gea or Fred for least times lost the ball.
Apparently he wants to leave
Hes knees are paper mache so im not bothered desu
>match thread, not matchthread
very upsetting. going to need a counselling session after seeing this.
Water & maybe tea.
Coffee, black, cant afford milk because im paying child support
>cant afford milk
Get a cow (not your ex)
Grimaldo
>having sex with a woman
found the problem m8
milk is gross and cruel anyway
you're better off
Pinch it
Seek help
>milk is gross and cruel
So are women
It would be just like Man United to lose here and spoil the fun of Everton going down
black coffee is the way to go anyway, she's doing you a favour mate
women are princesses
This. You can never trust them to do the right thing.
Can they both lose?
Everton will miraculously stay up And United are gonna get into top 4 somehow.
it messes with filters, you are probably too unorganised to understand or care
Am I the only one who wouldn't REALLY miss Everton in the Prem? One of the most soulless arenas in the ground and the Merseyside Derby has become the most overrated derby in my opinion.
Arsenal and Tottenham would have to seriously shit the bed for that to happen.
Wouldnt put it past them actually
>the arsewog is crying about his formatting again
kek
Marcus Rashford is the youngest player to make 200 Premier League appearances for Manchester United.
The 24-year-old beats Ryan Giggs' record by 135 days.
Moo
Grim AF
Lads, never fall for the vaginal jew. Stuck it inside one time, 13 years ago. Been poverty tier ever since. £6 a day to live on. Stick to porn, better to fry your brain than your bank account. I have been black pilled for life, never been near a woman since. Just another 4 years and no more payments
Nah, got me pride
True, im winning in the long run.
No one would miss them. They haven’t brought anything to the PL since Moyes.
Embarrassing
Bit surprised Rashford got the nod over Elanga.
A. because Rashford has been shithouse
B. It seems like an Elanga game as Everton are shithouse
>Elanga
Who?
>no pogba
Bye bye neverton, you shan't be missed
got a new kitten lads love it with all my heart
There are literally no downsides to Everton getting relegated. Will give everyone in the country a much needed laugh in these tough times.
What we thinking then,is frank lampard the worst prem manager of the last 10 years?
>this is progress
>things are improving
>life has never been better
>you will own nothing and be happy
This makes me proud to be black
The Swedish fella who plays 4 Man U
how many
>got a new kitten lads love it with all my heart
Pics of the cute kitten
my boobs are well sweaty
How many today?
Season is over lmao, give Hannibal & Elanga more minutes. Rashford can just fuck off
nice one mate, take care of it well, get it neutered when it's old enough and don't let it get fat
What life are you living where you can't add a quid or two onto your weekly shop?
Ole, Brenny, McLaren and maybe Martinez
He will be watching
My guess is one where the CSA and his ex are ready to go in without lube if he so much as thinks about missing a payment.
>weekly shop
Thank you assuming i can afford to shop weekly. Or shop, period.
time to lose to the most out of form team in the league
god fucking help me i can't stand this
Bloody hell how fucking poor are you mate? Living in the dole
This is why poor people shouldn't be allowed to have kids. Why yes, I vote tory how could you tell.
(I miss when I could make posts like this desu, flags were a mistake).
Brad Bobley
>thinks about missing a payment.
Comes out my salary before i see it. Taxed a lot, csa, rents gone up.
The kettle, coffee, cup, and bed i sit on was all given to me by charities.
Fuck me user I just want to watch millionaires kick a ball around stop making me sad.
sorry to hear all this mate
I wasnt poor before child support, i work a professional job you psychotic prick
I've calculated id be better off outside work. My housing would be paid, id have access to food banks, and free dentistry, opticians etc.
Because im working i get no support. The government has destroyed my life. Self harming with used razor blades, cant afford new ones
You're not an Everton fan as well are you?
>Self harming with used razor blades, cant afford new ones
fucking kek
>Fred is once again the best player in man utd's starting xi
it might be time to just end it all
it would be very man u to lose this match
Fuck, im sorry. Just woke up and thought, can i afford to run the kettle. Yes is the answer, but I'll wait until kick off. Cant be wasteful.
Its ok. I was supporting my retired mom with my salary. We're both struggling now. Life isnt fair, i lost really fucking hard. Luckily I'll be 41 by the time i dont have to pay anymore.
I can start over again
Get your shit together mate,hope you do
Delph is still an Everton player wtf
Haha glad i made someone laugh
Nah, Villa fan. Almost as bad lol
no one likes a moaner
not sure where this CSA gimmick came from but it's fucking pathetic
There's a bloke at work the CMS get us to take £300 off a month lel. His fault for ignoring his ex-wife until they stepped in.
What kind of prices will Everton be able to get for their players if they go down? Richarlison for example.
It will happen. Im 34, if i was gonna suicide I'd have done it by now. I refuse to give up out of spite.
Im gonna retire at 50, my pension is awesome, and the csa cant touch that. Just 16 more years and im off to brazil or east asia, fuck knows. Theres hope.
It's not bad but he needs to work on it, the self harm line was out of place.
How do United do it? All those hundreds of millions of pounds and somehow you look at their squad and think "yup, that'll be an even game against relegation fodder Everton".
Fucking hell, I'm sure there are charities in your area that can help advice you with your finances. Like even if you're own minimum wage you should be able to afford rent in some counsel flat with enough left over to eat I'd think, or are child payments that ridiculous?
Fuck all, they're going to have let them go on the cheap or risk losing them for nothing when their contracts expire.
Having a brew
Yeah its rough. I just want to see my son. Its been 7 years dince i last saw him
kek
>brazil
Dont go there
>this thread
will i get good odds betting on united
Nah, i self harm, not often but I'd like to lead a normal life, you know, eat at a restaurant once a month, get some new shoes to replace the ones with holes in.
Paying arrears plus ongoing payments. Charities can make donations, but without being on Universal Credit, my support is limited. This is my life, i need to deal with it. Focus on positives, take life one minute at a time
2-2
crista ronaldo scores
>brazil
>Dont go there
Why not? Gonna leave England and need somewhere cheap to go, whats wrong with Brazil?
utd will go out of their way to lose this, missed penalties and open goals
She’s having a lil nap before the game starts
Evertonianitus is contagious
Almost all American sweets and biscuits and chocolate are awful. But I must say I’ve become a big fan of oreos.
>*gets killed within 2 weeks of touching down in 'paradise'*
United are 10/11 which are surprisingly good odds against the current Everton form.
Precious af. Love her, cherish her.
nick it from work or are you a waste man?
have you tried the double cream ones? normally i'm against this form of degeneracy but my god those tickle my fancy
Always been a fan of picrel
My aunts cat ran off yesterday and hasn't come back. It looks similar to yours.