>You're going to pre-order my bluray right user?
You're going to pre-order my bluray right user?
Jace King
Brandon King
shut the fuck up
Anthony Butler
That's not a nice thing to say user.
Joshua Cruz
Yes, my queen.
Kevin Sanchez
i'm going to pirate it, but that's cause i'm poor and i want to experience the movie. pls forgive me.
Carter Phillips
Have sex
Robert Fisher
I'd preorder a helium tank if it meant seeing you again but I don't have a blu ray player. Stream release when?
Ryan Murphy
>Giving money to Disney
No
Charles White
>Disney makes money off Alita
lol no
Nathan Evans
kill yourself
Aaron Torres
>state of the art cgi
Liam Hughes
Stream release is July 9 and Disc release is the 23. There are deals out there to get the bluray, a dvd and a streaming licence for like $20.
Sebastian Cook
THAT'S TOMORROW???????
James Fisher
Prepare yourself for more Alita threads.
Christian Fisher
no, im gonna download from YIFY, super compress
Nathan Mitchell
aaaaaaah I'm so lonely and horny
Just passing by to ask if I got the likeness well enough?
Kayden Rivera
No god no. I saw your movie last night. It was enjoyable but otherwise utterly forgettable.
Lincoln Robinson
MUH DICK.
Angel Kelly
kristen ritter?
Nicholas Powell
They do though. Disney owns Fox and Fox distributes Alita. I'm not falling for your jewish tricks.
Luis Howard
yes
Jason Walker
Nope you ugly freak cunt
And I’m glad your movie bombed you leftist spic bitch
Sebastian Diaz
Sounds good to me
Adrian Bailey
no, thanks.
You can go, now
Carter Adams
Seethe. Dilate then seethe again. Kek
Tyler Barnes
fuck this waifu shit and fuck this shitty movie
stop obsessing over some fictional ugly fucking tranny
Gavin Davis
based yify poster
Wyatt Myers
Fuck off you already have a thread for god sake. Go back to already. And stop copying the insults directed at you. Its pathetic
Noah Kelly
A lot more threads coming soon. Pucker up, buttercup
Logan Sullivan
YOU'RE pathetic
Joshua Butler
soon
Jason Walker
Less than one day to Cutelita!!!
Henry Ramirez
No I don't watch garbage.
Blake Ortiz
Dont worry well be there to shit on your waifu
Oliver Scott
Imagine opening a thread about something you really hate, solving the captcha (twice) then posting something that doesn't change even a single person's opinion on the subject. That said, I'm glad the generals are dead forever and all the comfy fags are gone for good.
Alexander Torres
Of course my love !
Eli Green
>we
Alexander Taylor
No, web-dl tomorrow.
Kevin Morris
R cut when
Blake Stewart
Pilled
Henry Campbell
>mfw comfy alita thread
Dominic Lee
Isaiah Powell
Oh, i thougth it was a bad alita drawing. But its a realy good drawingif its ritter
Brandon Baker
You have to realise at a point with the amount of backlash you got that its not only one user shitting on you
Grayson Wilson
Dumb spics
Ryder Thompson
Yes.
Jason Bell
Based.
Jacob Lopez
>"We are legion! Fear us!"
Bro, you just posted cringe, bro
Ryder Foster
Looking forward to all the haters realising how wrong they were when they finally see the movie.
Already did!
Blake Collins
>>i didn't have time to post it
Tyler Torres
Cringe
Jackson Rivera
>capeshit
No.
William Gutierrez
based. fuck these spics
Parker Gutierrez
Yes, i didnt have to post it in this thread, you fucking faggot. What do you think you got on me ? Im not delusional like you to the point were i would pretend i never posted this picture before. Youre really reaching trying to get me lol
Adrian Scott
That's like saying Pinocchio is Capeshit. Alita is anti capeshit.
Carter Diaz
You are obsessive and autistic enough to spam a shitty compilation of discord screenshots about a fanbase you hate.
Samuel Morgan
>Alita is anti capeshit.
because it's unpopular and flop?
Isaiah Rivera
Never saisd that, your threads arent accepted here. Theres no legion nor fear, only things i do is shit on you. Stop deforming everything all the times. It never works
Ethan Ross
You are obsessive and autistic enough to spam shitty pictures of your waifu on a board that doesnt tolerate you. I mean you got banned and never talk about the movie in a relevant way and keep getting trolled but you insist to post here and im the one obsessing ? I always respond with this picture to alita thread, never did the initiative of posting it first for no reason. If i post this picture its because you keep making your fucking shitty waifu threads. You want me to stop ? Go back to your discord. I dont understand you can be comfortable with your frens and all but you insist to come here and get insulted
Ryan Robinson
>doesn't get (you)s in other threads
>Has literally nothing better to do with his time
Damn. Crazy how we'll always be here no matter how hard your assburgers fare up!
Adam Hughes
Haha bro, you're still in here """"protecting"""" Yea Forums from the all-consuming menace that is Alita?
Easton Powell
Parker Rogers
Partially, yeah. Did you really need me to break it down for you?
Julian Rodriguez
>this isn't a pasta
Imagine writing all this.
Xavier Lee
>If Alita: Battle Angel does indeed exist as a one-and-done movie, its franchise dreams dashed with all the grace of the Tom Cruise-led monster-movie universe quietly scrapped after his reboot of The Mummy flopped, then it deserves to be memorialised as an odd triumph, with a go-for-broke weirdness and depth of sincerity that was always going to be too freaky for its own time. Not as a reflection of everything scary and destructive about geek culture and the internet today. Egomaniac he may be, but James Cameron deserves better.
Noah Taylor
Based shut the fuck up poster
Levi Gutierrez
>SEETHING
Caleb Roberts
I hope these threads are made ironically because everything about the movie has been discussed by now.
Evan Watson
am i the only one that finds that pic terrifying?
Ayden Smith
Not everything. Besides, how would you know? You been following us around, mister?
Carter Rivera
>Am I the only one
Sub 70 iq post desu
Ryan Rivera
Finally torrented and watched it. Is this it? Is this the movie you were daily talking about for months?
Carter Russell
Yes faggot, everything.
Jackson Turner
waiting for the torrent desu
Gabriel Price
Man shut the fuck up, i dont care about you or recognition or anything, you keep shitting on me too, what do you think it matters. I only want to expose you, im not stupid to believ only (you) matters, you know we can easily assume the majority of people on this website are lurkers. I dont care if people dont read me as long as at least one user avoid your thread
Nathaniel Phillips
>this repels the annoying Brie fags
Tyler Miller
whats wrong with that?
Alexander Morris
Jordan Lopez
Based. Fuck Alitatards
Carter Green
You're never the only one, user.
Ryan Hill
i'll pirate the 1080P 2 gig YIFY at most
Henry Powell
This. Thank you!
Joseph Fisher
>YIFY
Luis Barnes
Alita.Battle.Angel.2019.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
Charles Moore
Well I'm sure it's a free country where you live but you could really spend your time participating in a thread about a show or movie you enjoy instead.
David Edwards
Take your meds user.
Owen Phillips
LMAO LOOK AT THIS KEKBOI SEETHING
COPE HARDER
Juan Sanchez
>720p
Charles Young
Elijah Reed
Brandon Hughes
Of course I will sense im alf-right
Joseph Kelly
You keep assumiong my life. You dont know what i post or what i enjoy on this website. Why do you think i want you out of here if i dont want to discuss movie ? ou know im not really monitoring your thread constantly
Zachary Fisher
Dilate
Jeremiah Jenkins
Dylan Wright
Waifufags are much worse
Julian Evans
Julian Wood
>What are Briefags
Are you guys even trying anymore? I miss Jerome already.
James Williams
Name ONE cgi character that is cuter than Alita
Grayson Gutierrez
Cast her.
Asher Rogers
My biggest gripe with the movie is some of the design choices. She looked SO much better in the Manga. Anyway, Lupita.
Samuel Thompson
what rip are these high quality webms from?
Charles Johnson
>the face that strikes fear into Yea Forums
How does she do it so effortlessly?
Adam Bell
Did they expect us to believe that the old man lasted this long with a rocket hammer when he was completely useless in all the battles shown?
Dominic Adams
Unfortunately, yes.
Cameron Brooks
>Alita.Battle.Angel.2019.V2.1080p.HDRip.X264-EVO[TGx]
Great for OC, but it has some audio issues so not watchable.
Brandon Howard
is that a girl in the red cyborg body?
Gavin Parker
Its not fear but disgust
Gabriel Rivera
Yes.
Brayden Walker
Its not fear, its disgust
Jose Powell
>everything scary and destructive about geek culture
>and the internet
When exactly did it become acceptable for someone to write publicly that they were afraid of geeks who use the internet? I seem to recall a time when that would have been ridiculous.
James Rivera
Wyatt Anderson
recently leaked bluray footage
Ian Mitchell
>Alita.Battle.Angel.2019.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
Noah Barnes
do they even sell 3d tv´s anymore?
Jose Morris
>smaller than the other rip
>21:9
Dylan Smith
fucking based
John Morris
is that Brock Lesnar?
Josiah Miller
Xavier White
There will never be a 4K HDR 3D standard
Hopefully, in less than a decade there will be 8K HDR 3D
Jacob Reyes
is the yify rip out yet?
Ian Cooper
>YIFY
Kill yourself
Thomas Nguyen
that group stopped working like a decade ago. you might as well be asking for the aXXo release
Cameron Bailey
Zachary Allen
cringe
Connor Lee
i was just memeing, but now i'm serious, i was waiting for the blu-ray rip or any other decent rip to watch this movie, if there's any leave a magnet link please
Lincoln Gray
Zazie Beetz as Zazie when?
Isaac Price
There isn't a great one yet, but is watchable. Ideally wait one more day for a 4K web-dl.
Jace Reyes
Cooper Green
give me a hq version of this please
Liam Nguyen
Camden Harris
thanks m8, maybe i'll become an Alita-fag after all
Nathaniel Bennett
ahem... when can I rent the dvd from Netflix?
Does anyone else get Netflix dvds?
Thomas Cooper
butt
Cooper Allen
Jonathan Peterson
nm just looked it up... it's available on the 30th.
Now if everyone would please delay their posting until after I've seen it... thank you.
Wyatt Anderson
>DVD
Retard. Get the webrip tomorrow.
Nolan Thompson
>author: gamergate misogyny reeeeeeeee
This is what "rent free" truly looks like, lads.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Charles Hall
b-but that would be breaking the law!
Zachary Myers
Yes, and?
Jaxon Jenkins
breddy gud user
Brody Morales
I will torrent Alita just for you.
Christopher Ward
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Aiden Baker
right. im just asking cuz the film is aviable in 3d but searching for 3d tvs on amazon and cant find any.
Easton Young
She has a sword in her arm?
Blake Cook
shit, he looks just like me
except young
and healthy
and with the will to live
also I'm blonde
James Bell
>there are people who want to destroy this smile
Adrian Myers
If I preorder the Blu-ray from amazon does that give me access to streaming tomorrow?
William Ramirez
It's detachable.
Josiah Thompson
maybe
Luke Evans
...
Bentley Barnes
I'll pirate it, if I like it I'll buy the bluray.
Ethan Price
Rosa is prettier than Alita tbqh
Michael Perry
Put this up against the one from commando
Camden Green
>oranges
>triptychs of quality
Based mi amigo
Zachary Diaz
>butt
robutt
Ayden Robinson
SCARY AND DESTRUCTIVE
uWu
Hunter Diaz
Not gonna lie. Didn't watch Alita but shit like this is my fetish.
S-s-should I buy the Blu-Ray?
Isaac Lee
>Yea Forums shits on capeshit
>jacks off this mediocre weeb capeshit flick
Easton Adams
Pirate the 4K rip tomorrow, then if you like it preorder the blu-ray.
Luke Miller
Julian Sanchez
webm man remake me this one please
Charles Evans
To all you Alita haters:
Hold hands.
Josiah Garcia
Alita attack hug
Jackson Mitchell
>I have already acquired every edition available
Nathaniel Thompson
Working on it, but a webm that long won't look amazing unless I upload it somewhere else.
Jaxon Peterson
HERE WE GO
Liam Smith
you should still buy a physical copy.
David Rivera
Sneed
Tyler Gutierrez
What the fuck is with this board obsessing over mediocre movies?
Zachary Sanders
No!
Alexander Morgan
Levi Ward
no way whore, i'll pirate it, get bored halfway trough and play some videogames while your shitty flick plays in the background
Colton Brooks
Just watched this flick, it was surprisingly not shit
David Smith
Noah Cruz
Chase Johnson
>of course!
Lincoln Campbell
>Only blu-ray player I own is a shitty early gen one that often doesn't work
>Pre-order bluray
>Then immediately torrent it
Andrew Hernandez
no
Josiah Reyes
does germany put the age restriction stickers on the tin box itself or on another case if I wanna buy the steelbook version
Connor Campbell
Based
Camden Long
>attention whore cosplays the embodiment of an NPC
pottery
Sebastian Morales
Wyatt Cook
Xavier Rivera
>Extended Alita: Battle Angel Scene Online for Digital Release
youtube.com
Colton Gonzalez
It literally is state of the art CGI
Nathaniel Wood
Already had
Thomas Wright
Reminder that buying copy-protected digital media is cucking yourself. Pirate the digital release, buy the blu-ray.
Bentley Kelly
Darling, I've pre-ordered the 4k+3d for you baby
Luis Lee
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET A ALITA GF BOYS?
Nathan Garcia
So what are the rules of motorball anyways?
Charles Bailey
>Rules of the Game - A high-octane “crash course” in Motorball, introducing the rules, game-play, and the top-ranked players and their arsenal of weapons.
Guess you'll have to buy the BD to find out.
Jaxson Adams
Michael Stewart
you get points for getting possession of the ball and for the duration you hold onto it and you win by having the most points at the end or by eliminating all your opponents
Noah Lee
Hudson Wood
Dylan Richardson
Ryan Cox
Jeremiah Walker
nmm
Christopher Harris
Jackson Jones
Faggot
Adrian Jackson
Have sex
Lincoln Rodriguez
Kill yourself
Camden Nelson
Reminder
Michael Russell
this will never be you holding her like that
Lucas Clark
No one makes 3d tv's anymore user. It was a scam to jew out shekels from normies. Just as meme as curved screens
Aaron Sanchez
imagine being worse than bronies
Ryan Flores
Because she's CGI you autistic retard
Asher Hernandez
The absolute STATE of alitard samefags
Your shitty flick sucks, tranny
Easton Carter
>liking loli
>liking loli with scary big eyes and a creepy smile
Kayden Adams
Spics can't see the tranny jawline on their waifu. Why are spics the biggest weabs?
Gabriel Martin
stop seething this hard bro. put some pain relieving cream on your butthole
Liam Young
>loli
Chase Parker
>tranny jawline
that's a new one
Luke Barnes
More like Asneeda: Battle Farmer lol!
Ryan Bell
discord niggers btfo
Robert Walker
big yikes from me spic alita has a sickly AIDS jawline
Cameron Hernandez
it is
Nathan Lopez
AIDS doesn't change your jawline and there's nothing wrong with hers anyway
Brody Rivera
>spic dna can't see the genetic dead-end in this abomination
probably why the movie flopped
Jaxon Lee
clearly people ITT like it so why don't you fuck off to your marvel circlejerk thread
Asher Anderson
>8th highest grossing movie of the year
>the only movie that made more money that wasn't part of a franchise was the biggest movie ever made in China
>flop
ok user
Liam Wilson
>a dozen californian (mexican) incels on Yea Forums are all there is to defend this flop
even capeshit can afford shills. Sequel never lmfao
Jaxon Morgan
We're getting a sequel.
James Baker
Fuck, those eyes look retarded
Owen Peterson
cringe
Ayden Sanders
Alexander Robinson
Will Alita be available at midnight? I need my cute fix. :(
Colton Davis
She is gonna hit the wall hard. She is already starting to
Asher Rogers
WEW
Gabriel Lewis
With the Alita bluray release pending I see you're making threads again How amusing. The mods will never let you get away with this you know.
Wyatt Lewis
I like this post I give it a B+
Jacob Powell
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Brayden Foster
>what are you looking at user?
Jeremiah Sullivan
this is why Cameron made the character CG, she will never hit the wall
all you plebians didn't get it
>muh bug eyes waaahh
he had it all planed
Easton Howard
Alita cute
Oliver Walker
Did you do that drawing? It's very good.
Eli Roberts
>that ass though
ok now that's hot
Anthony Watson
Yup
Nathan Smith
>So what's your favourite line from my movie user?
Noah Baker
>FUCK THE HATERS
Jonathan Flores
Landon Roberts
is there a sequel soon the ending pissed me off
Ryan Evans
I feel so bad for anyone who missed seeing this gem in imax 3D.
Liam Taylor
Easton Martin
one of the most boring movies ive ever seen
Isaiah Brooks
alita remake confirmed
black alita inc
Easton Thompson
Why are the fans of this shit movie is always some old disgusting retard.
Levi Morgan
>I’d do whatever I had to for you.
>I’d give you whatever I have.
>I’d give you my heart.
>Take it.
David Roberts
John King
Nathaniel Allen
Josiah Gomez
no because it flopped and sucked
Dylan Harris
Liam Morris
Hudson White
IMAGINE being a mod and being this bad at your job
Kevin Phillips
A janny protect these threads
Samuel Rivera
it was a fan from this board who drew it
Camden Wright
gay
Ryder Lopez
It was janny and mod vs janny and mod. Funny how the general put the Yea Forums administration against itself.
Justin Gomez
>Get over it.
Jonathan King
I'm sorry ali I'm too poor. i pirated the movie. I love you.
Lucas White
Somehow, against all odds, Janny manages to get a date with a real girl
"So, tell me about yourself? What do you?"
>Well, have you ever heard of Yea Forums?
"Oh, of course! Let me guess, you're the owner? Hahaha!"
>No, but I do work for them.
"So you're like a programmer then? That's cool."
>No, I'm a janitor.
"Oh, well we all gotta start somewhere right? Look at me, I work at Walmart, but I'm going to school for nursing too. And I bet you're meeting all sorts of people, making contacts and everything, right?"
>I'm not a custodian. A janitor is someone who monitors the message boards. I delete cunny and off-topic posts.
"Ah. Well, a job is a job, right? At least you're getting paid!"
>I do it for free.
"Oh my god..."
Isaiah Phillips
cringe
Aiden Smith
That film looks cringe.
Jordan Brown
It's a bit cheesy in places but in a good way
Chase Reed
Hunter Hughes
>flopped
Ayden Johnson
It's out PogChamp
Samuel Harris
Andrew Bell
Oliver Lewis
how alita have sex?
Tyler Lopez
My 12 year old son loves this film. He’s fucking obsessed. I’ll get it for him.
Nathan Edwards
Oral only
Aaron Evans
>That will be enough user.
Grayson White
no because they fucked up your signature weapon
Zachary Peterson
FUCK JANNIES
William Young
Lincoln Bell
>using the word cringe unironically
William Thomas
>Why yes, I have pre-ordered an Alita Steelbook.
Christopher Morris
>777
Aiden Fisher
OOOOOOOFFFFF
Joshua Perez
Have sex
Justin Smith
Faggot
Connor Adams
>how dare you mark yourself like Alita
Cooper Jackson
Please tell me this is a shop. This is so fucking pathetic. For the love of god, go outside
Camden Bennett
>u mad?
Grayson Nguyen
Jackson Myers
cute
Connor Moore
Best movie ever
Justin Carter
Chase Wilson
Already did
Jacob Clark
>ywn wake up to this face
Cameron Murphy
>what do you mean never? you know you can just sleep next to me right?
Benjamin Gray
I have the Evolution Gift Set pre-ordered already as well as the Best Buy exclusive SteelBook and I also pre-ordered the Japanese version from Amazon Japan since Amazon Japan has an exclusive bonus disc.
Joseph Mitchell
Thank you.
Justin Nguyen
is the japanese version sold out
Owen Harris
Still available, at least for the 4K.
It's coming out in 9/11 in Japan, which is late compared to America and Europe.
>tfw your birthday is 9/11 and Fox Japan is offering you a birthday gift to not make you feel bad for being born in 9/11
Jordan Mitchell
Thank you for your service.
Owen Turner
>Amazon Japan has an exclusive bonus disc
I hope you'll rip that and share it with us.
Lucas Young
lmao you shills are pathetic
Blake Long
Yeah what’s in the jap bonus disc?
Jordan Gray
An exclusive 20 minute interview with James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez.
Brayden Torres
Asneeda
Owen Davis
Sneednonymous
Cooper Wood
which version did you get?
Justin Bennett
Stay away from me, goblina.
Jaxson King
I pre-ordered the Japanese 4K release, the Amazon Japan exclusive one with the Japan-only bonus disc.
I do live in America so I also pre-ordered the Best Buy SteelBook and the Evolution Gift Set.
Isaiah Morgan
HOLY FUCK!!? BASED?!!? HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER!!?!
Austin Gutierrez
>tfw we wont get a proper uncropped 16:9 ratio version in high quality.
Cameron Campbell
I WILL fuck Alita in the ass
I WILL ANAL FUCK ALITA
Samuel Cox
what do you mean?
Xavier Cox
>300+ replies
JANNIES!!! JANNIIIIIIES!!! CLEAN IT UP!!!
Levi Morgan
Uncropped version has porn at the edges
Juan Martin
The theatrical aspect ratio for the movie was different
Joseph Barnes
>Great for OC, but it has some audio issues so not watchable.
how bad?