>mark hamill gets mangled by a car crash
this is okay
>daisy ridley gets imperceptibly more chubby
HOLY SHIT LOOK GUYS LOOK STAR WARS IS RUINED
Symptoms include: unexpected weight gain
Landon Morgan
Hunter Martin
Men dont mind how ugly a man looks, but we want a sexy bitch to look at for 2 hours if she's going to be the lead. Fat isn't sexy. I could just reimagine star wars with my fat cock if i wanted a fat girl on screen
Carter Brooks
Exactly, mark's face got smashed to pieces and he didn't degrade in screen appearance this bad.
Cast this, get this
Adam Bell
Drugs + hitting The Wall + Brit genes are a bad combination.
Charles Ross
what is the in-universe explanation for this? it's been a rough couple of days, huh?
Luis Gomez
She's clearly checked out. She probably realizes she won't be cast in anything significant after Star Wars anyway. Plus if it ever leaked that Disney criticized her weight they would be crucified in this day and age so she has no incentive to work off the coke bloat for her last movie.
Levi Diaz
What disease is this? Also can't Disney pay for her treatment or something?
Henry Collins
did they choose that focal length for 9 when she was fat and then forgot to change it to normal when she lost weight?
Aaron Thompson
That's a big yikes
Ryder Allen
id give her some of my midichlorians if you know what i mean haha lmao